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-ffuuuu racio already posted my joke-

What do you get when you eat a blackberry?

Bluetooth

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What do they do to dead chemists?
They Barium

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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He gave him the drink and said “For you, it’s free of charge”

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Do you know any jokes about Sodium?
“Na”

<3 Chemistry (and ssshh, Im not that original)

Gold walks into a bar.

Bartender goes, “A! U! get out”

:D

Got any good jokes about Sodium you say? Na..

Okay guys, these science jokes have to stop. I really don’t like them.

How much do I have to sulfur?

Quoted from Shintaz

Your mum is so fat that when she runs at 5m/s, her De Broglie wavelength is approximately 3.77 x10^36.

AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

(free paint to the man who tells me how much your mother weighs if this equation were true)

I think you got the wavelength wrong, since this would mean that the mass is ~3.5*10^-70 kg. If the wavelength was 3.77*10^-36 m, then the mass would be ~350 kg.

programmer wrote on black board:

-this class sucks

teacher asked to delete it, so he did:

//this class sucks

haha man I’m funny

Stop with the chemistry jokes, they’re so Boron.

Why don’t camels dissolve in water? They’re non-polar.

What’s a cation afraid of? A dogion.

What did one electron say to the other electron? Don’t get excited, you’ll get into a right state.

Let epsilon<0.