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Two atoms bump into each other. The one says “Don’t move! I think I’ve lost an electron!”. “Are you sure?” asks the other atom. “I’m positive.” responds the first.
FINE SCIENCE JOKES
Why did I make this topic?
:c
Last edited by Tobyy,
What do you get if you post a Chemistry Jokes thread on a tf2 forum
A lack of smarties
What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
CoRnY
What is the chemical symbol for diarrhea?
(CO(NH2)2)2
Quoted from Dav1dd
okay a bit off topic:
what do physicians have for lunch?
fission chips!
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Quoted from Daleth
Evolution.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jKte4B_82-Y/Rek_S9FyX2I/AAAAAAAAABY/6wmu-KpDg7E/s1600/bushorchimp.jpg
Your mum is so fat that when she runs at 5m/s, her De Broglie wavelength is approximately 3.77 x10^36.
AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
(free paint to the man who tells me how much your mother weighs if this equation were true)
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