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I am once again so bored at work that I will entertain my self by telling you guys a story. Hopefully it might entertain you also if you can read it all the way to the end with your short attention spans. I used to write stories like this back in my WoW playing days and everyone always asked if the stories are true… yes they are, possibly written in a personal way to make story more appealing, but never the less true and from my own bag of experiences. This will be in 3 parts. I am a Finnish dude so there might be a typo or two found in the content.

PART 1.
My best mid summer day ever. In Finland mid summer day is most likely the only holiday without a proper point. It is just a day in middle of the summer when the sun is supposedly in highest point of its arc and in norther Finland where I am from it doesn’t even ever go down to horizon. Sun is just up all night and everyone is getting shitfaced. When there is nothing to really celebrate it has just grown to be a day when everyone gets drunk as fuck and keeps on drinking all night long. There is some festivals and other activities tied to the drinking part, usually also involves huge fires at the beach, water and boating. Every year we have this bet with my friends that how many people in Finland drowns this year, cruel maybe, but still we always hear the results on next morning paper anyway so why not make a bets about it ?

Anyways this year it was my turn to have the party to my friends, since my parents were out of town. I was around 18-19 years at this point and my kid brother was around 15-16. We decided that I will invite all my friends and he will invite his friends and we will have a big ass party. We had prepared around 40 liters of Wine, so many cases of beer that I lost the count, whiskey, vodka, koskenkorva and what ever people would bring them selves. The apartment was at ground floor in the edge of the city and close to the beach, so it was near perfect party place. I even gave a fair warning to all people living in the building that today shit will fly, there will be noise and most likely something will break… most of them were out of town anyways so who cared. I already knew that this day would be epic, I just did not realize at this point how fucking fun it would be.

All preparations done and I was ready to start the event of the evening. At this point I was not that drunk yet, so I decided to take a shower before people start coming to our place. My brother was just drinking and watching TV. I like long showers so I took my time in there. Just when I was washing my hair someone knocked at the door, what i had locked, because there is also a toilet seat next to the shower. Anyways I thought it was my brother so I just flicked the lock open and went back to the shower without thinking it too much. Shower has these curtains around it so I didn’t pay too much attention to my brother who was who I suppose was doing his thing on the toilet seat.

When I walked out of the shower I saw something I seriously did not expect to see at all. I noticed this blond chick standing in front of me without any pants, her back towards mirror and trying to look over her shoulder. Then she turned her naked ass towards me and bent her back a bit: “Do you think I have a fat ass?”. I didn’t really know how to reply these questions, specially when the girl was seriously hot and absolutely nothing wrong with her from the point of view that I had seen this far. I answered what any self respecting hetero male would answer: “I am not sure, can you show it to me from a different angle ?”. She turned again back towards the mirror and did the cute bending of her back again trying to look over her shoulder. Remember that I was still standing next to the shower, butt naked and I started to get a bit exited. I had not even ever seen this girl before. Well she noticed that my manhood definitively started to approve her shapes. I could not resist anymore: “Yep, as you have noticed, I do not think it is fat ass”. She just started to giggle. I took my towel and started to dry my hair a bit when I noticed that girl decided to take rest of the clothes off, lock down the door and went behind the shower curtains. First I thought, okay cool, she wanted to take a shower and I went to the sauna to turn it on at this point, so it would be ready in a couple of hours. When I got back to the bathroom from sauna and was about to go out I heard this girl from shower: “can you come here and wash my back?” – “YES!”. We were in the shower together and I washed her pretty damn good, not just her back, I really mean PRETTY DAMN GOOD.

As in so many times in life, everything just cant work out like they do in porno. Someone started to bang the door, first nicely and since we did not want to answer, bit harder and eventually furiously. Then some dude yells: “*insert girls name* ARE YOU IN THERE?!?”.
Girl: “yes I am, I am taking a shower”
dude: “can you let me in”
me: “….”
girl whispering: “stfu, hes my boyfriend”
me: “!!!!!!!!!”
girl whispering: “stfu”
girl: “I am just putting my clothes on, wait a sec, ill be out soon”

Then girl just jumped in her clothes, faster than fart disappearing in desert. I am talking about lightning fast dress up. I really did not know should I hide, laugh or cry. I decided not to fucking make a sound and stay behind the curtain. In my mind I wanted to yell all the time: “dude i just fingered your chick” but I wanted to save all the drama later. Door closed and I was about to burst in laughter. I had to use every fucking single bit of my self restraint and will power not to laugh. Part 2 coming later today.

I approve this story while being @ work. :D

Quoted from Nmx

I approve this story while being @ work. :D

ty for this story. im veeeeery bored at work -.- .

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

if you are bored

PART2.
So after the episode in the showers I had finally managed to get out from the bathroom and had continued the drinking with my friends. There was so many people coming in all the time. We even left the back door from the apartment open so people can come and go as they please. I cannot even remember all the stuff what happened since there was so many people all the time. Well it was really good party, everyone got along and no bigger problems than glasses breaking and some items falling down from places. At least no fights or another drama what usually happens when there is 100 people and everyone piss drunk and the alcohol just doesn’t run out.

We decided to go to sauna and continue drinking for long as possible, few people went to bars what was close to our place and some stayed the all night drinking, having sauna and talking shit. In the sauna we were talking about betting and the usual “how many people will die this year at mid summer day”. Some of the guys made bets with girls between lines of: “I will pay you this much euros if you run out naked and around the block”. Our place was right in the edge of the city so it was bound to be the greatest bet of all times. Girls did not exactly like the idea that only females had to run naked around the block, so it was decided that everyone who was in sauna would just do it and then come back. It was so fucking priceless to see the peoples faces in the party when there was 4 guys and 3 chicks running naked out from the sauna and straight out from the back door and behind the houses. I ran my self too and I was last of the line up. There was people in balconies whistling, old grannies screaming, people cheering, people turning away, cars honking and we just running in middle of the city… naked… drunk. Everyone made around the block safely, embarrassed, laughing and you know alive.

Rest of the night was pretty much same. Fun as good party can be and I met lots of new people and had a blast night. I think it was around 3-4am when there was some of the people gone homes already that I noticed my missing brother. I had not really seen him all night so I though that he had left too. I asked around a bit but nobody had seen him in about hour or so. Last place I checked was his own room and there seemed to be nobody. I went in living room and still asking people that where the hell is he. Someone said that he was in his own room, trying to get laid with some random chick. But wait what, I just checked his room and he was not in there. I decided that I will go back and make sure if hes still in the apartment.

As nice guy as I am, I just ran in the room, flicked on the lights, took the bed cowers and threw them in the floor, seeing my brother fucking some small girl with big titties. All this happened in seconds so they could not understand what was going on. I raised my hand up and slapped my brothers ass as hard as I could and yelled: “BANZAI YOU LITTLE BITCH!”. All I could hear was lot of swearing and my brother jumping up from the bed reaching for the first thing he could get in his hands. At this point I was already half way back out from the door and I just saw chair/table/something big flying at me and I hear the girl laughing behind me. I ran all the way to outside since I was not sure if he was still following me and I was laughing maniacly the whole time. Soon as I stopped and had wiped tears from my eyes and could breathe again from the laughter I decided not to bother him anymore.

Nah I lied, I went back in the room quietly as a ninja much later (let’s not go in details, i managed to get in the room without them noticing). I did not turn on the lights or nothing and I just sat on the floor listening. Soon as the girl said something like: “don’t mind him, hes a jerk… is there somebody there?”. I replied from the dark corner of the room: “you guys need some help, you know I might know a thing or two”. I just heard someone getting up from the bed and I ran out again laughing my ass off, this time my brother chasing me all the way to outside… completely naked.

Till this day his story about the day he lost his boyhood is the best story ever… and every time after he tells it to his friends they think I am a dick. What I am. After these events we drank some more, did not bother my bro anymore and I passed out.

i came!

My face went from Neutral to :) to :D

Quoted from shank

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In slovenia you`re weird if you don`t have at least 500 liters of wine in your house srsly

In finland your strange if you have more than one or two bottles in the house… because we don’t store drinks, we drink them.