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HeavySniper  Mid Skill, Highlander

Uganda Pizza Police

Posted by shades: | Last Online:

The sparky team is looking for a main heavy in etf2l and a sub sniper for both ugc and etf2l.

You need:

– Mic, mumble, basic stuff etc
– Experience in div 3/4 or ugc equivalent, one or two scrims isn't enough
– To be semi keen
– To be able to withstand Simply™ Bob™

Add bern or Seb for a trial

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19 Comments

  1. drew: -Xe- said:

    awesome team !

    the stand bob thing is importent tho

  2. Sparky said:

    Can you repeat whose team it was again, I couldn’t quite catch that.

  3. ElazulTF2 said:

    Cool guys, + they have geezus power on their side.

  4. inferius: Dline said:

    I would to be sniper for your team guys add me xoxo

  5. kuma': kanye said:

    i can play sniper :DDDDDDD

  6. Menty: myx - Nein said:

    kuma is n00b )))

  7. ManTouched: IKEA said:

    Bob isn’t THAT bad imo

  8. Simply™ Bob™ said:

    HAUHEUHEHUHAUUHEHUEUHUAHEUHAHUEUHEHE
    i actually am, trust me.
    i once tried to add lewis] because i knew he was a cool guy
    started spitting dank memes in the chat
    he unfriended me and reported me
    i felt awesome
    affectively destroyed
    but awesome

  9. Simply™ Bob™ said:

    also the TMs in my name are serious business
    they are used to indicate 15 yo edgy spymains

  10. drew: -Xe- said:

    bob in nutshell

  11. Reservoir Dog: TC.Express said:

    Seems that Somalian militias opened a terrorist cell in Uganda.

    Quite a fun team to play against. :) Good luck boys.

  12. Simply™ Bob™ said:

    that guy has a cool name

  13. Simply™ Bob™ said:

    17:10 – sHaders: we made a recruitment post for a sub sniper and main heavy
    17:10 – sHaders: ends up being about bob
    17:10 – sHaders: fml
    17:10 – Simply Bob: 8)
    17:10 – Simply Bob: get fucked

  14. Meh. said:

    God Save The Bob. 8)

  15. Simply™ Bob™ said:

    17:12 – Simply Bob: i should transfer some of my 13 year old memepower to actual skill
    17:12 – Simply Bob: so that i can stop playing spy
    17:12 – Simply Bob: and play real classes
    17:12 – Simply Bob: like pyro and engineer

    damn my stupid comments act as bump, so imma keep to that ok?

  16. Simply™ Bob™ said:

    What the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did you just fucking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) about memes, you little ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ? I’ll ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I’ve ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) explosive ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I’ve been ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in numerous ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I have over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) confirmed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) spam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) posts and I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but just another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) scrublord ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) out of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) with ᕦ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ᕤ and (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) has never been ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) before on this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) away with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) over the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)again, ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ fucker.

  17. shades: A51 - pizza said:

    someone should bump this

  18. potte said:

    buy inferius for pure

  19. Sparky said:

    ay