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Div 5/Div 6 Skill, 6v6
Meeto
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Hello. I'm looking for a stable, semi-serious team (A team that wants to try, but isn't afraid of having a laugh.) to play with, as a roamer, and hopefully progress with.
I am 17 years of age, living in England with a working Mic and fluent English, I don't have a life so I can usually play whenever is needed.
I have experience from playing a season in Div 5 and, something like, 2 matches in Div 6.
I believe I can play a decent Medic when playing seriously, though I don't feel confident playing anything above Div 6 with him. I wouldn't mind going Div 6 though, for either class!
Stability is what i'm really looking for though. I hope to hear from you!
P.S, I give the best blowjobs this side of Europe.
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“The best blow jobs this side of Europe.”
Can confirm.I had the chance to play a whole season with this guy,and he’s one of the most hilarious people I’ve met here,great roamer,always gets the job done,able to play high div 5 with ease.He also let me have the happy meal toy in McDonald’s on our first date,that’s why I love him.
Seriously,just pick him up,he’s fucking amazing.
div 5/6??????????????
please fix <3
Great roamer, always getting those med picks when needed. pick him up!
“The best blow jobs this side of Europe.”
Can confirm.I had the chance to play a whole season with this guy,and he’s one of the most hilarious people I’ve met here,great roamer,always gets the job done,able to play high div 5 with ease.He also let me have the happy meal toy in McDonald’s on our first date,that’s why I love him.
Seriously,just pick him up,he’s fucking amazing.
everthing is true except the happy mean toy… i just got a chip =[ favouritsim
Great guy to have in mumble, funny and reliable
Brilliant at picking the enemy medic in transitions, general good timing and bombs, remember to get him a buff as he never asks for it!
High div5, can play div4 in a good team.
circlejerk by Metal’s old teammates?
He’ll talk about dead fish and men in a sexual contest and you won’t have time to deafen yourself before it is too late and you just listen to his soothing voice for hours.
I guess he can shoot rockets too.
SHUT UP LYRE STOP TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE OMG
“everyone gets a free blowjob out of this” – Metal 2013
He has very limited swag but he can shoot rockets, might as well pick him up even if he sucks at rap battles!