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Soldier  Div 4 Skill, 6v6

UnitedKingdom Sideshow

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After a season full of the worst luck ever (internet issues struck like the plague) our team folded, due to roster issues and some players losing interest in TF2. So now I'm on the lookout for a new team.

_Me_
I play soldier, personally think my aim is fairly good but my brain is a weak point. Can play roamer to div4, haven't played pocket before in a team but I reckon I could at div4.
I'm often on dm and mge to try and improve my aim, I also watch a fair few of my demos back in an attempt to knock some intelligence into my head and improve my game. Comms are clear and proudly northern, definitely up for sticking around and playing other games, chatting etc on mumble afterwards. Totally willing to take criticism and will never rage at anyone. Possibly LANable, will almost definitely be attending i46 and maybe some others.
Internet may be a slight problem though. Due to living in my parents' house there can be times where they'll be hogging the internet and I lag. This happens maybe one night every week or so, and I am ONLY able to play between 20:00 and 22:45 CET. Any times outside this my internet is 80% likely to disconnect and leave you playing with 5. I can however play most days at that time.

_You_
Mumble and server
Strong maincaller preferred
Stable team
No ragers
Friendly atmosphere/stay in mumble afterwards to have fun
Active (4+ days per week)

Would love to have trials from as many as possible, and especially higher teams than div4 who would be willing to let me play with them. Would be willing to play backup for div3 team if there was a fair bit of game time, just so I could leech some experience from you. Thanks :)

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66 Comments

  1. randii: .:ne:. said:

    absolute charming chap and fun to play with. not once i’ve heard him rage, and he has that good positive attitude about THINGS.
    his dm is definetly there, and gamesense isn’t bad either. the only downside to him is the internet, which is mostly fixed.
    should do well in top div4, newcoming div3 teams should give him a trial too.

    gl brah.

  2. Funkadelic: [d¿s] said:

    Really strong soldier and a very nice guy. Has good comms, awesome dm, no rage and his gamesense seems fine as roamer at least. Underestimates himself!

    gl!

  3. SiTeHBu0mb: DOWN said:

    Sideshow maeks good pewpew! Just keep him activated (thinking about why and when about his actions) and you got a very solid roamer, around div3-4 level.

  4. Dummy said:

    should not waste his time in div 4, unless he suddenly loses his calm when under pressure or something there is no reason he shouldnt play in div 3

  5. Tardus: ez-sports.ru said:

    omg this guy is amazing. He always wants to mix with me and get people to heal me.
    best of luck Josh <33. btw his dog is fat

  6. The Man with many Faces: spire said:

    MGE beast.

  7. Tommy Testosterone: [d¿s] said:

    MGE Sideshow will airshoot the living shit out of your enemy. Great DM, decent gamesense, tends to sometimes not hear random things but normally picks up everything that’s important. Plays closer to the combo rather than flanks. Clearly willing to improve his game since he spends so much time on MGE and mixing. He can’t play officials though since his internet will abso-fuking-lutely crash and burn just when you ready up. In normal PCWs it’s normally fine though.

    But this is all irrelevant compared to how great of a dude he is overall. I managed to play two seasons with him and his gypsy internet and still think he’s a great fellow while in game and outside of it.

    GL

  8. Mr. G - String: DStS said:

    lets go make a team sideshow. :)

    really nice guy with nice comms, willing enough to improve always see him on mge or mixing.

  9. Hurri: ç§ said:

    An excellent, friendly, clear, and sexy soldier with incredible DM ability and good gamesense. Very dedicated both at practicing DM and playing mixes and PCW’s – give him a shot before someone else does!

  10. Morphine: (Cat Enthusiast) - 一一═デ︻ said:

    It’s MGE Sideshow!

    My fellow compadre with the bad net. This guy is sick. He controls the airspace. NOBODY IS ALLOWED IN HIS AIRSPACE. He shoots them from the sky pewpewpewpew.

    He’s a fun lad to be around. It seems that he has not heard a single joke since 1995 so you can entertain him easily with that. He’s a medicine-hopeful though, so you’ll probably hear him crying when the exam results are out and he gets a B teeeeheeeeee.

    Excellent comms, except when there’s a spy. BUT THERE’S ALWAYS A SPY SIDESHOW

    Also, his hair is a mess and his sister is apparently hot. Watches Twilight and dances to Single Ladies!

    But he is srsly cool

  11. Swifty: ξ(゜ヮ゜)ξ said:

    An absolute beast of a DM’er. Easily top div 3 aim, just needs to get the experience to learn some gamesense/tactics at that level too. Better than Mike at MGE. And the nicest/happiest non-rager around <333 Also, i approve of his hair. GL!

  12. Mike: Pinnacle said:

    I lovely soldier. He’s a real solid player and knows what he’s doing. May annoy ppl alot with spamming them before jumping in :D GL mate!

  13. TURb0: Velox. - TSPAG said:

    bad @ bball also fix your net

  14. -=PaNcaKe=-: Do be said:

    sideshow, possibly an awesome dude. Most likely. PICK HIM UP NOW! (but don’t let him play medic unless you want more heal darts than ubers)

  15. Pinky: CotC said:

    This is sideshow

  16. Coffin Stuffer said:

    Awesome guy to play with even back in the [xte] days, and he’s got some crazy skills to boot! :D SOMEBODY ADOPT THIS SOLDIER QUICK AS HE NEEDS A LOVING HOME! =3

  17. eXtreaL said:

    Really nice guy, great DM. Needs a dedicated team willing to improve and he will do well :).

  18. dr.fix: [DU-R] - #WW said:

    I love this guy, go get him for your team.
    Really friendly guy, nice comms, no rage. And ofc, awesome solly %)

  19. gibix: iH said:

    good soldier, very dedicated a real asset for your team

  20. Califax: dyn. said:

    Worst avatar EU.
    Nice guy though ;)

  21. Daleth: ti. - [PG] said:

    Good soldier, really nice guy and ultra keen game-wise. Good luck!

  22. Chaplain: the ninja - TSPAG said:

    Worst net eu

  23. Oxy: TC.Express said:

    Great guy.
    Great soldier.
    Good luck!

  24. Linus: [d¿s] - 007 said:

    10:11 – yoyotech. Linus: its funny because hes actually a potentially superb soldier
    10:11 – yoyotech. Linus: i never tell him that though because his internet is just abysmal

  25. Sideshow: (ETF2L Donator) - ft. - WiK? said:

    It wasn’t my fault, my internet was running at all the wrong speeds and through the wrong tube, hurri even said!

  26. SiTeHBu0mb: DOWN said:

    Ye if sideshow ever gets a really boss interwebs we have to expand prem to two tables!!
    2stong2good!!

    Sideshowaern! Pick_-_Him_-_Up_-_~!!!

  27. closeFrag :3: idk? - tv. said:

    great caller and great solly, pick him up

  28. Kiss Kiss: 8{ - 8D said:

    Pretty good at videogames. Nice guy too. Active, if its not pcws its a mix, if its not a mix its MGE.

    Shame Mcrae was cursed with internet woes. Fair to say yall capable of doing better. Hope you get that shit fixed.

    Good luck in your search mr Sideshow.

  29. Sideshow: (ETF2L Donator) - ft. - WiK? said:

    bumping this shit, too much competition now the season’s over :D

    I’m up for trials every day, if you’re wondering whether to contact me or not, please do! It’s only half an hour wasted if I’m awful and i might pleasantly surprise you :)

  30. MEGAMIDDIE said:

    You really don’t need to bother with div4, as dummy said, there’s no reason you shouldn’t play higher.

    Div3 at least, imo

  31. Tardus: ez-sports.ru said:

    11:50 – Sideshow Merc/Trial: now bump mine

    NP BRO!

  32. Tardus: ez-sports.ru said:

    18:01 – Aero/ polakski mix/merc: mix
    18:01 – Sideshow Merc/Trial: ern
    18:01 – Sideshow Merc/Trial: nty
    18:01 – Sideshow Merc/Trial: skyrim

    LOL SHIT GAME IS SHIT

  33. [TANG] Merple: [d¿s] - (Q)< said:

    top bloke
    always in mge or bball
    or looking to mix

    aka absolute keener

  34. Sisu: :id: said:

    SIDESHOW ¸<33

    Too bad it didnt work out with ur other team, i personally blame swifty.

    Great guy and fun to talk to on mumble.
    Was always improving his skills as soldier when i played with him and i have no doubt that he has improved shitloads the 2 months ive been away and not seen him play.

    Pick this guy up!

    Best of luck mate, get into div3 and do some work!

  35. lippy: PCMR - WASP said:

    he gud :)))
    nice aim

  36. Sideshow: (ETF2L Donator) - ft. - WiK? said:

    Only two trials so far, looking for moreeee. I’m better than those shitters from neXt (only kidding please don’t hurt me coco and link i’m sorry).

  37. atrox_: WaAS? said:

    is actually a sik soljyaaaaboi

  38. Benito: [CiC] - CiC said:

    very good player knows what he’s doing better than most gl on search bro

  39. h1: :3 - BM said:

    amazing solly, div4 easy. probs one of the best sollys ive played against, if you dont snatch him up you’re an idiot for missing out on a vital roamer for your team, amazing communication and teamwork good look sideshow!

  40. h1: :3 - BM said:

    luck* i have downs…

  41. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    Come talk to me bro….

  42. Swifty: ξ(゜ヮ゜)ξ said:

    why are you searching div 4 anyway. Get a stable connection and search div 3 atleast. god sideshow… wasting talent

  43. Sideshow: (ETF2L Donator) - ft. - WiK? said:

    I hardly carried our team in div4 did I, I’d rather play really well in a lower team than be a disgrace in a division I’m not comfortable in :D

    having said that don’t hesitate to contact me if you’re a prem team, got loads of experience watching you play and reading and stuff, I think I can handle it p easy.

  44. Swifty: ξ(゜ヮ゜)ξ said:

    You didn’t carry us because you were in my shadow. My battle medicing abilities carried us so hard. All dem ubersaws and needles and dodgings.

  45. Tommy Testosterone: [d¿s] said:

    shut up swfity ur dodgin sucks

  46. Tommy Testosterone: [d¿s] said:

    u just stand still thats not dodging

  47. Buffalo Bill: TDR » - T⑨ said:

    Definitely underrating himself here, Div3 should be easily doable for him. GL!

  48. Linus: [d¿s] - 007 said:

    http://etf2l.org/matches/27801/

    Sideshow played medic in one game, and that became the only game you won. Sideshow y u carry so hard?

  49. Sideshow: (ETF2L Donator) - ft. - WiK? said:

    I think it was because swifty was losing us games with his terribad medicing skills.

  50. Tommy Testosterone: [d¿s] said:

    yeah his dodging is awful

  51. The Man with many Faces: spire said:

    This guy needs to get a new mouse. I think out of 3-4 times I’ve played with him it broke down twice.

  52. Tommy Testosterone: [d¿s] said:

    Internet connection > mouse

    not even kidding

  53. Sideshow: (ETF2L Donator) - ft. - WiK? said:

    my mouse broke 2 days ago, I need a new one soon but I can’t bear to part with my £1 wonder

  54. chronicler said:

    Christ.. i cant find a single Roam-soldier for our team that can actually speak understandable english.. and if i find one.. they’re all div4+ how shall i do this? :P

  55. Hildreth: Pander - Pander said:

    Much too good for Div 4.

  56. RisinG: MAFIA said:

    div4 is just underrating.
    DEFINETELY able to play div 3 as soldier and a cool guy.

    gl

  57. Sideshow: (ETF2L Donator) - ft. - WiK? said:

    This recruitment shizzle is gonna die in 3 days so last chance to trial me :>

  58. Tardus: ez-sports.ru said:

    wtf? div4????????????
    not div3?
    WTF JOSH FIX IT

  59. wrex said:

    +1 for reTardus :3

  60. RisinG: MAFIA said:

    div3 yep

    but no +1 tardus

  61. Tommy Testosterone: [d¿s] said:

    div7 internet, can’t recommend

  62. Pinklùùùnnyngen: CotC said:

    sideshow, I wish u many children and a wonderful husband.
    xxx

  63. Tardus: ez-sports.ru said:

    stfu hanz )))
    HE BOUGHT L4D2 FOR DERADZ
    PREM DIV FOR THIS CHAP

  64. Hildreth: Pander - Pander said:

    Atrox fakenicking, prolly hacking cos Atrox can’t aim for shit though Atrox does have a div 4/3 gamesense…all fits perfectly.

  65. The Man with many Faces: spire said:

    I herd he got a new mouse.

  66. Leet Mix/Merc said:

    Beast solly and nice guy div 3/4 for sure pick him up