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hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband ’cause they gonna rape e’rybody out there.

Indeed. Unfortunately despite being an otherwise nice and chartiable person, I am not among the “saved”, and will burn in hell for eternity because I don’t worship the right invisible man in the sky.

11pm

be there or be heathen

when does it start ? :D

Taken from eBible: “Note: When counting from an Old Testament date to a New Testament date, always subtract one year because there is no year zero”

I don’t understand. :(

high five anyone?

Another argument that Camping uses in favor of the May 21 date is as follows:
The number five equals “atonement”, the number ten equals “completeness”, and the number seventeen equals “heaven”.
Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year, not to be confused with the lunar year), the result is 722,449.
The time between April 1 and May 21 is 51 days.
51 added to 722,449 is 722,500.
(5 × 10 × 17)2 or (atonement × completeness × heaven)2 also equals 722,500.

MAKES PERFECT SENSE, OMG

“While the earth will shake and devastation will follow just as with other Earthquakes, this one will not be caused by tectonic plates shifting. The Second Coming of Jesus will literally cause an Earthquake so massive that the destruction will be beyond our wildest nightmares.”

rofl