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DemomanScoutSoldier  Low Skill, 6v6

Iceland BOSEGOTHERRENOBLITERATION511

Posted by Woona: | Last Online:

My schizo friends are struggling to survive in BOSEGOTHERRENOBLITERATION511. Redpill shortages are normal, living conditions are dismal, and we have to MK Ultra pagan shapeshift often to avoid being caught by the glowing cyber CIA ningen police. We lost many schizophrenics who were caught and hauled off never to be heard from again. I had heard stories from other deranged lunatics that Woona would personally come and beat them up for any drip or shekels they had and the entire discord server would disappear overnight because he would go on a schizophrenia induced mental breakdown. When we became schizophrenic we were forced to hand over our prostate dilation sissy chad MK Ultra identification cards, and when I went to get mine we needed a 5G vaccine chakra entity sponsored by the Mandate of Heaven's leader Xi Jinping, who was handing them out, and anyone getting less than 400DPM had theirs stamped 'Cope & Seethe', and this made it very difficult to get a rank above uninitiated. Whenever someone said they wish the voices in their head would stop talking, the glowing cyberCIA sissy ningen police would haul them away to bluepilling cringecamps. We were all forced to draw low quality Azur Lane fanart, or get gangstalked to death by several CIA sissyfriend boyanime slutsimps. Conditions were abysmal, working in 69 degree weather for 25 hours a day on some retarded maptalk or bottom open scrim that would end up being trolled anyway. Whenever someone leaves the team or is banned for being a ****** ****** ******, the templar elder military cyborg force would bring in an identical clone of the individual with their implanted memories, but changing the individual's default language to Turkish.

If this sounds good to you and you aren't a turbobad cancerpiss astropoolow rando noname aidsgorilla, then you can sub for us.

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5 Comments

  1. qBowN∼: op_sqd said:

    Woona did you forget to take your pills again?

  2. dirhom said:

    are you maybe looking for a Xi Jinping stan, lunatic femboy roamer soldier?

  3. cyrax: AVN said:

    Woona27/11/2020
    lol
    die in a car crash you subhuman

  4. Woona: 11/9 - L9 said:

    9ZDrftwtvwHPdb4TSPNq7lX0vfYbRJEU3HO2gVJwKRjvnuLqqon7M6Yo0bfJKHSDODv3TfOO8o4p1mwu3me14UQHyCB52Pf3yEEivGO6rWSnHchFjLO8R4wY6t40IjKJOu2Wl6aNSKsKoAxKMFrvtK0cROn8Xans1D9uYG9CrolnTGwXNpq0PKDNFw7v8eBg4gV30xEUfRzCoa3RodORNZ72kRyY3y023UhBZWDP1Kh7qIqqZ

  5. Woona: 11/9 - L9 said:

    YES