Recruitment
K1ck eSports
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Hello there!
We are k1ck, an _almost all_ israeli team playing in prem @ ESL + ETF2L with the best soldier in europe, yes, you guessed it, Royze. He plays medic though, so other soldiers can be the best.
Sentor is leaving army so he can travel the world and become the best pokemon master, so we're on the lookout for a new scout. The ability to snipe and actually hit people's heads is a huge plus.
Since our results are pretty good against decent prem teams, we're looking for a prem scout with prem experience please!
Add me to steam for trials and/ questions for moar info.
Retshawk <3
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Bad team, Do not join.
matnuB is nub http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0_ttUOCjrI
p.s
retshock is sexy <3
Free hebrew classes are included
i don’t want my little fadestep going to the army :(
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU RETSHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -.-”’
btw only guy i can approve droso
Ps: fuuuuuuuu retshock!!!
fucking jews
The best jews in tf2, cant get any better than this :D
<3 Retsh0ck
Steal Sorrow from his other Jew team so you can get another Jew. And make him play scout again.
HE IS GUD.
I SWAER.
This team is just a PIECE OF SHIT.
lame players, nubs, ragers [especially Cryzor aka RETSHOCK (i wish i was him)]
dont join this lame team, they have royze, CMON even aylin and KORAL dumped him. אני גאון
so just dont join.
p.s TIKFEZI LI ZONAAAAAA, ZONAAAAAAAAA, ZONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shalom
This guys are not prem =/
I’ve played with them few times in the long past (carried them ofc) I would give the whole team division 1 skill @ max (ETF2L) , (Division 2 ESL).
And here’s what I have to tell about the players:
Royze – fucking uber dropper, one of the worst medics I’ve played with, even aylin is better then him.. אני יותר גאון מדניאל.
Retsh0ck – fucking cry machine stupid 11 years old kid (i wish i was him) (Forzew > Retsh0ck)
matnuN – no brain and o.k aim, bassically div 3 soldier with potential for div 2. – לא שיקרתי פה
thles matan ata l2pk.
Sentor – צוציק
Fadestep – pretty much of a fag
m1ke – L2 fucking hebrew???
daniel – god
But now, I’ll be serious for one moment, I wish you the best of luck and I even made a search and found the best player for your noob team:
http://etf2l.org/forum/user/42789/
p.s – unban me from mumble, thanks.
I guess someone’s mad? Good luck, speak to ziit!
blog – l2 sarcasm
@seduce: without checking the link I knew it was duckz ;D <3
@daniel: TISARFI ZONAAAAAA TAMUTI ZONAAAAAAAAA, etc. ;pp
I <3 Retshawk.
Not had much to do with the rest of his team but if the jews Ret has introduced me to are any indication of this team then they are the nicest bunch of guys you'll meet.
(gimme my money retski)
@ Seduce i’m pro aimmer fucking idiot nub fag gay noob nob Miki Boganim Guy Pines.
They actually comm in finnish, its alot easier just to call a name and then yell few finnish curse words.
Yo Retshock hit me up on steam xDDDDDDDDDDd
i will tell you dugri, bunch of a dirty socks, nothing more.
each and each of them are basicly a cat on a HOT tin. אני גאון אמיתי
individualy, good players, but combining is like the fusion of gohan and the other fag, which fails, and they become fat.
wish you luck XAXAXA ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
btw, matnun = nub div4 and overrating waay too much, getting fucking airshoted slash and doubled EVERY #vgames.tf2 pickups, which known as a duck’s habitat.
anyway, everything mentioned above has nothing to do with retsh0ck, the most sexy person in the world. OH RT, even justing bieber couldnt compete with.
if rt works on his singing abilities, he will ROCK..
rofl erectus :D
<3 ya ah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-JYt-Uo6jw
Retshock?
RectalShock!
skaZ is the best and cutest jew!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X6VoFBCE9k
Hildreth
bump
ALL YOU NEED IS MY SEXY EYES
mmm
i’d join but I don’t like jews
especially not retsh0ck ;((
fucking burn lolololo
retsh0ck, chill up mate
you’d never join taimou :p
oh yeah forgot mike is there
one more reason not to join
it’s funny you went to brink but you’re shit in that too :DD:D:D:DDDD:D::D:DD nice community team :VVVVVV
@spike: wtf? :S what did I do? :|
@taimou: no
ret surprised me by last night by proving that he is a very capable division four scout
mad props bro
skaZ
roy is georgeous and i cant wait to kiss him at lan
those tender young jewish lips…………
Everyone is bad in this team. Sometimes retshock does something good, but thats rare.
Mike i’m a top brink player y u hate ;(;(;(;(;(( Q_Q
gl jewZ luv retty<3<3
:D ;)
Dummy suprised me last night by showing me that he cant play anything else than pyro.
wrong rec post you bellend
No not really
i heard ret is prem medic, even better than dummy
harsh, hoppi =c
ret is prem at everything but people’s skills <3
I approve of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FBq-l-04PM
Crazy jews
dunno about them – but if every jew is like bareee, fraggal and co they are all crazy :P
gl
you forgot about me? :V
BIESTER DAGDAGDAGDAG..
“kol od balevav penima,
nefesh yeudi homia,
oolfatei mizrah kadima,
ain leziyon zofia.
od lo afda tikvatenu,
atikva bat shnot alpaim,
liyot am hofshi berezenu erez,
ziyon yerushalaim,
liyot am hofshi beeeerezeeeenu ereeeez,
ziiiyooooon yeruuushaaalaaaaaaiiimmm,”
israel’s himnon.
<3
mefager -_-
Thanks for the comments guys, no need to bump this atm. ;d
k.
bumb
get it? like bomb.. which is jewish and arabs?..
guess not :((..
oh! it could be like bump too, just an arabic with heavy accent..
sKaz ftw