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Soldier  Open/Mid Skill, 6v6

UnitedKingdom Onion Boy

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Looking for a place as a pocket soldier in a mid team, I have over 5 seasons of combined ETF2L and Wireplay 6v6 experience. Also willing to play for a good and competitive open division team. I am over 18 years old. I am very keen.

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Left Oh Deer God [6v6] Onion Boy
Joined Oh Deer God [6v6] ducK
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9 Comments

  1. Munx said:

    solid soldier, good at the airshoots and can rocket jump.
    also he is a right lad who works at maccy ds.

    p.s. sometime tries to join in on the bant the poob.

  2. Serotone: #FreePat said:

    Onion “The Lumbridge Pussy Magnet” Boy – where do I begin? Used to fucking destroy in the div 6 days, and that was with 75fov and 420 interp. The 4th best demo I’ve played in a team with (after HYS, Spudd and Kitanamonk), and he’s even better on soldier. I would rate him as mid with no problems.

    Onion Boy is ready for TF2, the question is, is TF2 ready for Onion Boy?

  3. Thaigrr said:

    Top Chonger

  4. Serotone: #FreePat said:

    oh and a large fries please

  5. MEGAMIDDIE said:

    ayyyyy

  6. Onion Boy said:

    bumping for Gaben

  7. Onion Boy said:

    Bump

  8. Serotone: #FreePat said:

    You sound a little defensive, as if you’re trying say you want to do it, but you’re rationalizing it and saying it would be weird.

    Like three months ago I would have said yes but now, I would still say yes but in a different way. I still would wan’t to have sex with a pony, but not really a character, maybe Fluttershy, Octavia, Luna, Lyra, you know? But I really don’t like mlp anymore so this answer is based on purely a sexual standpoint.

    Ponies are probably the sexiest things I’ve ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn’t want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn’t like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.

    A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don’t like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don’t know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.

    I don’t think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn’t know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don’t care what I do around my dog because he’s a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn’t leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can’t take her in public.

    I would totally keep her forever but I don’t think it would be a paradise, for her especially. Regardless of how I treat her she is basically a sex slave and that all well and good for a roleplay situation but it would be her life and she can’t get away from it. At least I would have some information on her and know what to do a little bit. If she got into the hands of some hick across the street she is fucked.

    Bottom line, I think I would be too selfish to pass it up but my life would be stressful as hell trying to figure out what to do with her afterwards. So many things would have to be accounted for and in the end, she wouldn’t like it, and neither would you after awhile. I don’t know if you would be taking her from “Equestria” of whatever or if she is just appearing and doesn’t know how to talk or eat or fly or whatever, in that case, no I wouldn’t do it, I’m not raising a god damn pony just so I can fuck it. Otherwise, yes, like I said I would be too selfish and I couldn’t pass it up.

    Now to how it would work, I don’t know. I guess the act of sex would be pretty normal, shes basically a horse, just a lot cuter. If she spoke english and had a basic understanding of the situation and was reasonable to let me talk to her and explain how this is going to work, then it would be pretty fine. Although, other things like going outside, telling people, etc. would be hard to work out.

    I would need a Celesta to check up on her and tell me what she eats and if she is sick she is pretty shit out of luck unless I can buy some OTC medication for her. I wouldn’t have to worry about her being pregnant, right? I don’t think she can get pregnant by a human.
    Anyway, sure. But she would have to live up to the exceptions of a canon pony, like knowing basics like English, eating, walking, etc.

  9. Thaigrr said:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7geAa4jRR9s

    Onion Boy > Serotone

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