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Turbo
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Hey, Hi, Hello I'm Turbomonkey and this is my nice new recruitment post. Now we have got to know each other here is my recruitment post.
Me and Allyy decided create a brave meta game changing team. But on a Dark and stormy night in Oxford at Allyy's halls after a meetup things got weird. Long story short we bummed. We can never come back from this so we disbanded.(SIDESHOW FOLDED US BEFORE WE BEGAN)
Despite this, we have since talked come to an agreement that we will play backup and main together on a team, and whoever plays on a night will be decided by a best-of-17 on every map on mge, and with cp_bazillion twice.
In seriousness I have been around the block. I know my shit. Give me a shot ill make you happy
But here is the standard list of things i can offer and things I want.
I can offer
Keeness
Special hugs downbelow
Hair tips
Maincalling ability
and other stuffs
tacticals and stratagems
I would like
A keen team that isn't really fucking awful.
Will play div 3/2 if you guy are looking to progress quickly. If you dare add me and are in a div 4 team / bad div 3 team i shall find where you live and punch your soul.
ONLY TEAMS FROM THE ALLOWED COUNTRIES this https://i.imgur.com/2hOk9X0.jpg
Did I mention don't be shit?
Add me on steam if you want or not.
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Kurwa Turbo u racist Poland hates you
So are you happy with estonia or not, can’t really tell from the map, tho it’s a really nice map.
Better than Ally
biggest balls in tf2
says he has balls but should play more ballsy
What’s up with Italy? Somewhere in between?
can mould have his ram back?
I still have the footage.
Hmm your bad reputation speaks a lot of yourself, just like your Steam profile indicates. For the record, I have been trying to get ahold of myself ever since my father and mother divorced, and become a tad more uptight, but hoping that my father realizes the errors of what he was doing and goes with my mother to ask properly for forgiveness. That, and a small argument with my mother that day made me have to recur to swearing after a small thing like that, so blame the fact that I was mad after that argument.
However, I’m not going to continue arguing with you as it would show a lack of politeness (in my own way) like in that message. This might be a smear in my kind reputation and I’m risking a spam report from you, but I’ll take my chances. I’ll bury the hatchet. No bad rap displays, no spreading bad reputation, no name calling, nothing. After all this is the Internet and nothing is won if a web fight is won. I am terribly sorry for simply not dismissing you with the usual ‘I’ll look somewhere else’ I give.
Still, you seem like the one type who doesn’t let go of grudges that easily, so I don’t really expect you to forgive me anyways and keep displaying that insignificant rage I had that day to hurt my reputation. Maybe even do something to hurt it more with lies. But hopefully I’m wrong here. We’ll just see.
See you and good luck!
Bell your recruitment posts are amazing.
Yeah, so much butthurt because I’m brave enough to stand up to a mistake. Then again, I should expect that reply from a random stranger with a double digit IQ :)
Ally is better.
So can you and Ally not figure out how you feel about Italy or something? Whats the deal with that?
i’m a good medic, add me @ ♥♦♣♠Dr.Sin♠♣♦♥ so we can talk ’bout teaming up ;)
Nice guy and a good medic :) gl
2 legit 2 quit
A monkey on nitrous?>??!1/!!?!
I’ve heard this guys pretty good at video games. Probably just a rumour…
Great person with a radio voice, willing to learn, humble good sense of humour, deserves a good team :)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/581857_10152732880315287_1447144318_n.jpg
DEM MOOBS
sexy beast.
can I have my ram back
Still looking. Please add :)
wat? wi nu rasictic wi jest vont pipel frum gud kantris ))
seriously all those brits with the “allowed countries”,just…
10/10 lel treld me so hrd i cried pls stap
Thank you,but I’ll keep enjoying my white teeth.