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Div 2 Skill, 6v6
Turbo
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Hello there fellow TF2 players. My name is Turbomonkey and unfortunately I may be searching for a new team.
Cash money haters (The Andy Bones Experience) was my love child. We had a good run. But good things don't last forever and we are going our separate ways after the season.
Not sure i'f I'm leaving to find a new team or finding new players for my team at the moment. However I would like to see what teams are looking these days.
Looking for a team that would play around 4-5 times a week with players that are as keen as me.
I used to backup medic for elemental violence for a stretch when Ace couldn't play. I learnt a large amount from them all. (<3 love you guys)
While on the topic of being keen let me tell you I might be the keenest medic in Tf2.
True story :
I once ran back from a night out to play medic for Elemental violence.That and breaking up with my girlfriend because she was getting in the way of pcws.
What I can offer to you attractive people reading this :
Nice guy
Dedication
Maincalling ability. I was taken under the wing of elemental violence's medic Ace who taught me how to be a better man,medic and lover.
Solid 3 years experience of competitive medic
Lanable Been to 4 i series now and i plan to go to more
Baby face
A deep understanding of the game (I've been playing the fucking game for long enough)
What i need from you
Stability
Keeness
Not all 3rd world dribblers
Can take a joke
Div 2 or 1 next season
willing to improve and aim for le stars
I know the score. I'm not going to fall into the open arms of a established team going into div 2. So if you are a new team or a div 3 team that think you can play at div 2 level i'll consider you too :)
If you don't meet the requirements I laid out for you please don't add me my friends list is a precious thing and should not be defiled.
Thanks for reading and add me on steam if you are interested :)
User Profile | SteamID: U:1:13432028
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nice guy, good medic, gl mate!
great when he is keen, if you’re a shit team and he gets depressed it’s your fault for turning him into a shitter so gl hf stay keen #yolo swagbrother
The best around
funny guy,good medic and keen as fuck.
pug2 hero 4 lyfe maybe?
gl buddy!
sideshow is really bad and turbomonkey is really good bye
turbo is a dick who enjoys dicks
my best english mate
This guy’s keen, good, strong caller, fucking laugh on mumble and so much fun to be around. Epic at lan, best dude eu
He’s actually got good at this game. off his own bat as well, made his own team who were capable of a lot. Deserves a huge amount of credit that sadly a lot of you probably won’t give for unjust reasons. On top of the fact that he can play, call, organise and motivate he’s such a cool guy as well;Just fun to be around and chill with. Also he is way too keen, genuinely ditched the pub and ran back when i phoned him asking if he could play. Also used to call when drunk and discuss his performance.
So here you go, actually writing it down so people can see: Turbo is a good medic overly suited for Div2, also sick as fuck guy.
HAIRDRYER
davai))))))))))))))
Haha, this is the cutest thing ever. Best of luck, my apprentice <3
everything headhunter said. He impressed us in elemental violence when he took his first baby steps which ended up in him actually becoming good.
HES STILL YOUNG AND TENDER, GET HIM WHILE ITS HOT!
Very keen and dedicated player.
HH is pretty much spot on with everything.
GL TURBO
omg ev criclejerk pls
jesus ev suck his dick a bit more why don’t you
Turbo the best! I mean, he speaks fluent dutch! What else do you need?
Pocketed him for s13 in Cash Money Haters. Have to say he is mechanically a very sound medic, positioning is good and hes pretty keen to improve. He fucking bums elemental violence in every way possible, which by looking through the responses in this thread makes it seem like its a healthy 2 way relationship.
Sometimes cares a bit too much in my opinion, he really wears his heart on his tf2 sleeve and sometimes this can come across as a bit negative/whiney when things don’t go as planned but just make sure he has a cigarette between maps and you should be fine. Also calls that he is dead when he isn’t about twice a minute.
All in all, I really would recommend Turbo as a medic. He loves his pocket with plenty of heals.
Was a shame about Cash Money Haters but #YOLO #SWAG.
best worst man
ha ha ha Turdomonkey xD
Haven’t played with him, but hes a really fun guy to be around with :)
got ordering Chinese takeaway completely under wraps. just as good on medic. sick gamer
what is going on with your girlfriend ?
A man with sexy voice.