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Div 3/Div 4 Skill, 6v6
Turbo
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Hello I'm Turbomonkey.
I'm 21 years old from England (..even if i don't look/act it)
Had an amazing time in Elemental Violence and learnt a lot from Ace and the team.
But alas the backup role is just to inactive for me. Which is no fault to EV I had no intention of getting a main spot when I joined. But now I want a main spot in a team.
So about me…
I'm lanable I have been to i42 and i43 and shall be at i45 and i46 :P
I main call but can work around whats best for your team :) some would say im flexible :D
I'm loud and talkative. In and out of game I hate silence
Played in pretty much every div working my way up and now play with EV at div 2 level.
I'm pretty fucking keen. I dumped my GF for TF2 and ran home one night from a night club to play with EV when they needed me ….true story xD
What I want from you ….
Friendly people that i can talk to on my lonely nights in Manchester
Keeness and dedication etc etc
Would prefer a established team but don't we all. If you are a new team that won't fold after some bad results then your fine too.
Active please I can pretty much play most days so I'd like a team that plays as much as me.
A div 3 team is what I'm looking for as I don't feel I'm at the div2 level just yet. If your a strong div 4 team I don't mind playing for you either :)
As long as you want to progress and get in a higher div then hook me up.
Finally let me just say i come off as a retard on the forum . I am actually a pretty easy guy to get along with. However I have made a few people rather unhappy with me so expect some trolling on this post. (but that's what we come to the rec section for right ?)
Add me on steam if you want to trail me.
Thanks for your precious time :)
User Profile | SteamID: U:1:13432028
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Turbomonkey is the most prem medic in tf2.
Played vs him a few times for elem.v, he might not be as good as ace but I don’t think hes div4/3 either. I would speak to LuckyLuke from eXtv in light of events there, see if something can be salvaged. Good luck.
he’s a very nice chap and div3 capable medic fo sho
An impressive medic with more to come.
He has learn from ev but will now gain from regular tf2 every night and i think any teams in the high end of div 3 pushing to div 2 would not be displeased with picking him up.
Keen as hell to learn always looking to better himself and with a regular team will easily achieve higher.
Has annoying use of kritz.
Gl turbo
Nice guy. Should do well in div4
You’re ruining this for me, Turbo.
I don’t really know this guy, think I played with him like once, but…
“I’m pretty fucking keen. I dumped my GF for TF2 and ran home one night from a night club to play with EV when they needed me ….true story xD”
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUUUUUM. Now THAT’s dedication. I salute you…
One hundred and fifty characters, please.
“I’m pretty fucking keen. I dumped my GF for TF2 and ran home one night from a night club to play with EV when they needed me ….true story xD”
I thought it was because she sticked a finger up your ass? :O
SHUT THE FUCK UP PIGGEH D: SHE DIDN’T !
that’s right she didn’t stick a finger up your ass. It was a dildo right?
div 3/div 2 imo. improves a shitloads in a short amount of time.
also got raped by gf.
Very able medic, has improved a lot while playing with us. His main-calling can be wobbly due to occasional indecisiveness, but when he properly focuses and concentrates on the game he complements our team brilliantly.
He deserves a nice stable Div3 team
Ah, my dear apprentice! As I’ve always said, Turbo has a massive amount of potential, and he has really improved during his time with us. His only real issue has been his confidence, maybe not feeling ready for div 2 just yet. I think if he’s given the right team where he can play his own game, he’ll be div 2 in no time at all. Good luck, mate!
elem.v Turbomonkey: But sometimes i find guys attractive
elem.v Turbomonkey: sometimes girls gross me out
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14444750/temble.png
all shopped and fake chatlogs
sexiest voice :D
sexiest noun :V
pretty gay, safe as fuck though so its all good :D
this guy has made me cry…. rainbows :D he’s quite awesome, i have not really gotten the privilege to play that much with him, since he hates me and my mixxes, but he’s a good medic, and i thoguht that he qould search for div 2 if he ever left elem.v, good guy. cheers. btw, his voice is really soothing, except when he yells at you, but then you have deserverd it :D
Shit med. Don’t take him. >_>
YOU’RE FUCKING 21? WHAT.
He also thought about Zeth when he had sex with his gf.
Lol back off, Zeth is mine.
you are mistaken vanilla. Very much so >:)
I dont think so~
invented tf2 steps at i43, hero
likes to crush jars of money and screw his keyboard up while taking a piss in the toilet next to his computer http://etf2l.org/forum/off-topic/topic-19590/?recent=353059
STILL WAITING FOR THAT UPLOAD, TOMMEH!!!
Has odd dreams about Ace raping him whilst the whole of Elemental Violence watches….