Recruitment

  Div 4 Skill, 6v6

Hyde.

Hey,
It's me Hyde back in the business. After season 10 I quit TF2, but somehow summer made me miss it, so here i am looking for a BACKUP scout post. I used to be able to play quite well against lower division2, higher division3 teams, with my ex-team. I was one of the former member of team DAKKA prime, which was like a noisy italian family from the next table, and had some awesome time with them till I got bored of the game, but now I feel a need of intense gameplay again (doesthatmakesense?).
However, I've got some plans for summer, so if you decide to play with me you gotta consider the chance that I won't be a full-time-member of your nerd-family, just some hobo uncle who shows up on family occasions smelling from booze, and tries to sell you cheap weed. There's some one like that in every family, right?

Here is some information about me:
– I am unable to communicate on any language, all I can make is throat voices and deep rattle and choking sounds.
– I am afraid of Willem Dafoe, so if there's any chance that He plays in your team, don't count on me.
– I might need some time to sharpen my skills, so I don't really care about division, I just want close and good games with challenge.
– Zach Galifianakis's show, Between two Ferns is the best possible thing on the internet ever.
– I am a proud member of worldwide known Hungarian-based multigaming E-sports corporation team squad gaming, KILLERSKLÁN.
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– I hate cats and black people.
– Jk, I FUCKING ADORE cats.
– I like to hang out on mumble, tellin' stories and listening to them, and ask inappropriate questions about your personal life that leaves you confused.

About you guys:
– A nice group of gentlemen, with good stories and stuff
– It'd be nice if you had a clone of Warcloud, or a secret twin. BTW: Anybody who's reading this knows what's up with him?
– I don't have really much to ask, just let me play a few times a week, and if I won't be able to show up enough time I would not be resentful for kicking me the fuck out.

Kisses and hugs,
Haidy