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In an interview, Michael “Mike” Adams has revealed his level of commitment in TF2 is not what it used to be.

>What’s your reasoning behind your lack of MGE playing recently?

“I’ve been extremely busy with other activities such as learning to ride a bicycle (twice as hard as unicycle) and divulging in unicorn activities, for example decorating rooms for ‘ponicorns’ (http://tinyurl.com/44uga4j)

I’d do a unicorn, in a rainbow but I’m not gay.”

>You seem to have a lot of feelings for unicorns, why is this?

“Why not? I mean, when i see a unicorn… well, what’s wrong?”

>You’re clearly overcome with emotions, is this a new topic for you to talk about or are you just extremely passionate about this subject?

“The whole point of interviews is that the participant doesn’t know it’s interview = best interview. Fundamental mistake there not going to say anything about unicorns from here on apart from i love them. ‘Randy’ loves unicorns and his pp is him with a hooker, well i said she was a hooker he didn’t like that. Don’t tell him i said that it was a really pretty woman I can show you.”

>That’s fine Michael, tell me more about this ‘Randy’

“He won’t accept my invite btw but is really friendly on steam i think maybe he didn’t get it?”

>I’m sure it’ll come through eventually. Is there anyone that’s distracted you from your current MGE playing at all?

“Well, BLACKYMONSTER has been extremely distracting. Probably because he’s so like a unicorn. He’s lovely and magestic, I could easily imagine running through fields and over rainbows with him. Retshock is also very similar in personality and looks to a unicorn, he’s so sweet and extremely light hearted with all his jokes and fun, I’d happily stroke his mane and copulate with him. I’d say the same for the entirety of k1ck, although I’ve never been with a circumsized unicorn”

>Wouldn’t we all. Thanks very much for your time Michael, it’s been a pleasure.

“The pleasure was all mine.”

http://sleekupload.com/uploads/5/mike_proof.jpg – Full logs available on request.

Next week we find out why Taimou shaves his pubes in crop circle shapes and how Wai is coming to terms with his latent homosexuality.

Thanks for reading.

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Quoted from Si^

Hi Gubbins,
My name is Duncan
you aren’t going to make money off this.
and you are stupid to think so.
For that reason.
I’ll tell you where I am.
I’m out

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Quoted from Si^

Hi Gubbins,
My name is Duncan
you aren’t going to make money off this.
and you are stupid to think so.
For that reason.
I’ll tell you where I am.
I’m out

<3