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ps. his girlfriend taught him everything he knows – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfSIcx1YgVE
the way that he sits down :D
apparently woody watched this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ-lrM5iwWw&feature=related and now wants to learn a new dance
Woody bossed that stage.
Plus Amanda Holden clearly wanted to bone him.
I thought it was awesome, he really owned that stage, better than most of the shit that gets through :|.
so embarrassing to go a tv show to whore out an underground dance
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Therion trained him well.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
everyday im shufflin shufflin shufflshufflin shufflin
Just to keep it live:
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the
English language. He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how
ships and planes were usually referred to as “she.”
One of the students raised his hand and asked “What gender is a computer?” The teacher wasn’t
certain which it was, so he divided the class into two groups, males in one, females in the other,
and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked
to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
GO !
Amanda was loving it!
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