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Quoted from trams

A mother have 7 children, 50% are boys, how is that possible?
Oh, btw, there are NO hermaphrodites in the family.

The other 50% are boys too?

Quoted from Junta

Why am I so crap at Sniper and medic?

Can I get rid of the keyboard and mouse and use a steering wheel instead?

I feel I should split the first question in to two. Your issues with Sniper I imagine rise from a deep seated instinct that all Australians are convicts. Perhaps one of your ancestors was deported for stealing an amusingly titled novella about the cotton trade. As a result you have long standing issues relating to his failure to jump ship and return to your family homestead.

The Medic issue is quite simple. He doesn’t have a Minigun. The lack of a phallic symbol with which to thrust bullets repeatedly into the quivering bodies of your enemies results in a Freudian feeling of unease that you cannot resolve.

You certainly can use a steering wheel. I recommend the following config,

Steering Wheel – Turning + Fire
Acc. Pedal – Forwards + Fire
Brake Pedal – Backwards + Fire
Clutch – Jump + Fire

The numerical drought of other programmable controls does provide some issues, but if you play Pyro I doubt anyone will notice.

Quoted from trams

A mother have 7 children, 50% are boys, how is that possible?
Oh, btw, there are NO hermaphrodites in the family.

She did way instain mother. I am truely sorry for her lots.