Recruitment
Team Colonslash: Potat
Posted by Spike Himself: | Last Online:
We be needing 2 scouts and a roamer!
You:
– Can play WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY and SUNDAY starting 20.00 CE(S)T
– Speak English understandably
– Have strong DM AND braincells
– Can take/give constructive criticism
– Ability to LISTEN to calls and shut up if you disagree with maincaller
We're looking for div 4 level players. If you do not have any Div 5 match history on ETF2L, don't apply.
We:
– Got dumped by half our team after S16 ended :(
– Are TC's latest academy project (original line-up consisted of players entirely new to 6v6)
– Have a 10000 slot mumble (yes, that is ten thousand)
– Have a TF2 server located in Roubaix, France, and an online STV demo archive.
– Play WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY and SUNDAY starting 20.00 CE(S)T
Add Spike on steam (if you add anyone else we won't trial you – yes, we do expect you to be able to read, too).
Team ProfilePrevious Recruitment Posts
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View | Div 5 | 13 | 1510 | ||
View | Div 5 | 17 | 1649 |
We have a 10 000 slot mumble.
shitters.
incoming circlejerk
The number of slots is over 9000!
Indeed!
ps. the recruitment post says “yes, we do expect you to be able to read, too”. This isn’t just a joke. If you add anyone else in our team about trialing, or don’t actually have the minimum div5 experience we ask for, we won’t trial you, no matter how good you think you are.
Sorry if that’s offensive. One day you will be team leader and deal with trialists, and then you will understand ;)
bump
limit your search to div5 and you would’ve missed Astt, juhq, IronB, scrab, and others I don’t even know about who effortlessly skipped to d4 or d3
Missing out on a few potiental big deals is a lot less annoying than getting triple the amount of non-big deals.
It’s only a “common sense” filter anyway.
^
2bad ;(
marik is a sweaty nerd
no perm, marik is a sweet nerd
take mee my mic is fixeed :DD
Let’s a bumpabump
Added Spike for trialing. :)
Added spike and talked to him on steam but i dont think he read the message :P
When you read my message spike let me know what you think.
Whoever gets into this team will get Fear 3 on Steam from me.
^
I’ll take the fear 3 res
Bump; now also looking for roamers.
We have plenty of scouts to trial atm – I’ll post here when we’re looking for more.
@Oupa just message me again, and keep messaging me until I reply :D
I don’t ignore anyone deliberately, I just miss messages sometimes
Added for a trial
“If you do not have any Div 5 match history on ETF2L, don’t apply.”
People like Sideshow (AKA Poopshow) never had Div 5 match history, and look at him now. You could be missing out.
onion boy ur ours so stfu
I can roam.
Best team :)
Interested in a roamer trial :)
Added you regarding trial
Hey,
I would like to trial for scout.
I have played platinum sniper and i play div 2 scout in hl, i have also played 6v6 div5 and have been subbing for div 4 /3 teams
Added Spike for a trial as roamer
This looks like Spike needs some tips how to properly look for new players for his team. You should really trial EVERYONE or you might miss out on some big deals!
Yeah.. See you next year lol
if you have the time and data wrangling skills you can actually do a ton of pre-trial sorting
Added spike for roamer trials
CanFo – like he said, the amount of deals missed out on doesn’t even come close to the amount of timewasters due to big egos.
I do believe CanFo was being sarcastic :p