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Pyro  Div 2/Div 3 Skill, 6v6

Ireland Cream of the Crop

Posted by Pynklùùùnningen: | Last Online:

Hello,

I am Billy Herrington and I represent the futanari fondling faction, e-famous for our top dickgirls. This post is being written out of the dire need for new soldiers for our Team Fortress 2 squad. More specifically, we are looking for 1 soldier, capable of maincalling and one random other retard that can shoot feet (LOL easy class).
We intend on going keen-mode and get gud at a bad game like team fortress. As such we would like to ask of potential trialees to be keenerds with no lives. Basic social skills would be greatly appreciated (yes u need to be capable of speaking engrish to a decent level, thirdies). Furthermore we would prefer people that are into faggot japanese shit (lol jk.. that Pynklù faggot is enough weaboo for the entire continent).
Lastly, being lanable would be a +++.
I hope you enjoyed reading this and we are looking forward to meeting you in-game.

Love, piss and greetings,

Billy Herrington

tl;dr
*soldier/maincaller
*keen like a bean, mean like..steam
*shpek gud engr1sh
*i46?
*/d/ is for /d/ickgirls

仲良し(*･∀･)／♡＼(･∀･*)だよ

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55 Comments

  1. Swifty: ξ(゜ヮ゜)ξ said:

    Really fun time. Pinky is a baws weaboo. Next big thing in Japan!

    Definitely should join these guys! GL! <33

  2. a1mSh0Tt3r: futa said:

    I h3Ar tH1s guyS r neXt #1 t3aM EUROPE. N0boDy c4n Be4t!!!
    k33p 0n a1mSh0Tt1ng!!!!

    -a1mSh0Tt3r

  3. dougiie: CotC said:

    we will keep a1mSh0Tt1ng forever man.

    Then we can be in the dizzy heights and egos of DIVISION 1.

  4. Pynklùùùnningen: CotC said:

    I’m already div1 dougie….
    best pyro in europe, living the dream

  5. Tornf4lk: cc// said:

    Pinky is wuvely and he’s my idol <3

  6. Paul: CotC said:

    I just want to cuddle :(

  7. Jakle said:

    huge gamers, cool weeaboos

  8. werepizza said:

    ****MUST BE KEEN AS FUCK****

  9. Caeli: #T4F said:

    Hi there

    /q steam

  10. Pynklùùùnningen: CotC said:

    maybe, talk to us u lazy bastard

  11. Dummy said:

    not div 2 but a solid div 3 team aye

  12. Buffalo Bill: TDR » - T⑨ said:

    Easily div2 if they took things a little more serious. Good guys tho, gl! :D

  13. Ehehehehehehe said:

    Noone but me is allowed to kick Smegma off a team tbh…

  14. r7an: -9w- said:

    gl guys!

  15. dougiie: CotC said:

    serious just sounds so…..

    tiring.

  16. werepizza said:

    we’re gonna start playing more serious with the right soldiers and the same lineup instead of switching around players all the time

  17. werepizza said:

    we could have won the league if only we were more keen :'(((((((((((

  18. dougiie: CotC said:

    COULD YOU IMAGINE FILTHY, DIV3 TITLE. DAMN SON.

    :D

  19. Swifty: ξ(゜ヮ゜)ξ said:

    Tbh, if these guys can mess about so much and still handle top div 3, they gonna be sick div 2 team in no time.

  20. Ritalin: [d¿s] said:

    rasta gaming is a s1ck s0ldi3r, could probably handle div3 with the right team. cu@walkway

  21. Mark: Phase said:

    Let me play

  22. Pynklùùùnningen: CotC said:

    yes, play for us, telebear

  23. dougiie: CotC said:

    awh I love Mark.

    why the fuck are we from Ukraine. Christ Pinky, Russia was the one!

  24. Pynklùùùnningen: CotC said:

    I didn’t fucking do it! I choose macedonia cause i’m hipster like that, but *someone* keeps on changing it.

  25. Smegma said:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ntKgLxgY9s&feature=fvst
    </3
    :P

  26. Paul: CotC said:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzLtF_PxbYw

  27. Pynklùùùnningen: CotC said:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyfhzqhJNbg&feature=fvst

  28. Mark: Phase said:

    I’m a much better soldier than telebear

  29. Pynklùùùnningen: CotC said:

    troll skill is underrated

  30. werepizza said:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBpdO_eTzdE&amp;

  31. Enef: fest - #wubafan said:

    Rasta are the best. no doubt.

  32. dougiie: CotC said:

    ^^

  33. Pynklùùùnningen: CotC said:

    http://youtu.be/kWCVjFZcSR4
    japbump

  34. Paul: CotC said:

    BUUMMP

  35. Ghent: Team said:

    WHAT THE FUCK PINKY!

  36. Zef. said:

    why do u have Ukrainian flag as your team’s flag, though no ukrainians in team????!!!

  37. Ghostface: spire said:

    Because motherland forever!!!!

  38. Pynklùùùnningen: CotC said:

    ghent get on fucking steam, jesus christ

  39. knuck: DA! said:

    Pinky + Paul -> Dmix tryharders.
    Great bunch of guys, always having fun while mixing/pubbing/dmixing/waiting hours for the dmix to start!?

    Good luck suikerklontjes !

  40. raappana: KoP!? said:

    Knuketje Vitttuuuuuuu :P Also bump for pinky sending me japanese fap champions all the time :(((

  41. Smegma said:

    bump :)

  42. Pynklùùùnningen: CotC said:

    what a shit team-name dougiie

  43. Permzilla: (Legend) - (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ - WiK? said:

    I agree, i think Pinky was a great spy last night.

  44. Pynklùùùnningen: CotC said:

    add Penis Protraction Paul for trials this week.
    He’s not as nice as me as to promise trials to every div5 player that wants one, so don’t bother if u no good. (I’m enough bad for this team)
    xoxo

  45. matji: T2P - TWIN said:

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. Sideshow: (ETF2L Donator) - ft. - WiK? said:

    A truly excellent bunch of rag tag homosexuals.

  47. pizza said:

    bvmp

  48. pizza said:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=o7_78nWnYsg

  49. Pynklùùùnningen: CotC said:

    this team is so much faggot, i took my time to pay a ludicrous amount of money for 15minutes of internet in THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DESERT, just to point out how much faggot this team is
    absolut fagg0t3rsss
    better have a solly when i come back
    faggots

  50. raappana: KoP!? said:

    We are playing pinky so fuck off :D

  51. tweek: ez-sports.ru said:

    420_KILLA_$h1Tn3rD

  52. Pynklùùùnningen: CotC said:

    B1tcH4sS_n1gG4z_bUmP

  53. mrwhizz said:

    Yeah, gotta commit to real life issues so I cant play anymore ;(

  54. Pynklùùùnningen: CotC said:

    as a matter of fact, so does everyone in the team. Recruiting all classes

  55. raappana: KoP!? said:

    We are in need of pyro cause Pinky can’t reflect roketz and peeps when stoned :D