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Soldier  Div 2 Skill, 6v6

International smooth criminals

Posted by Thalien: | Last Online:

Looking for a soldier capable of playing Div 2 next season, capable doesn't mean you have Div 4 expierence but your mother said you could do anything if you put your heart into it. Would also be useful if you're better at soldier than me.

All you need to have is a brain, not be a complete mong, preferably from the UK, able to speak English and get along with the majority of the team and I guess being able to go to lan would be nice since a few of us are going i42, hi I'm poop and I have uni waa waa.

Add me, Thalien, or _Ben if you want to trial.

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55 Comments

  1. Poop: TSUN~ - [PG] said:

    Good team, definitely div 2+.

  2. Fantomen: nandos said:

    They are okay.

  3. honeymustard: Phase said:

    Poop you retard, i42 is in easter holidays. You DO celebrate easter in scotland right?

  4. Vladi: TIDS said:

    im here for the scat.

  5. captain bubblebeard said:

    http://etf2l.org/recruitment/80999/

    pick him up

  6. Poop: TSUN~ - [PG] said:

    holidays mean nothing to me xD

  7. r7an: -9w- said:

    with the news that we might possibly be getting sponsorship, this means we will have to be professional esports gamers, so if you apply make sure you have the appetite to succeed in such a competitive environment.

  8. r7an: -9w- said:

    ps fleshlight

  9. Thalien: ;? - ¤_¤ said:

    ps in a can

  10. tapley: TEZC - TEZC said:

    Thalien i’m going to cave your face in with cum.

  11. SfynX: T2P said:

    Great bunch of guys who enjoy a laugh while playing seriously. deserve someone equally as “special”!!!!

  12. kuma said:

    fun to play against, i always lose focus vs them and play like a total retard

  13. kuma said:

    btw convince nitro to return, he refused my hand in marriage and said he will only play with his bumchum thalien

  14. honeymustard: Phase said:

    Nitros bad though??

  15. Thalien: ;? - ¤_¤ said:

    Hater Mark….

  16. t1gr3: DStM - DStS said:

    another team from the former yugoslav republic of macedonia! They must be good!

  17. n0va: T2P said:

    thaliens a dick but the rest of them seem are nice guys, gl lads

  18. Thalien: ;? - ¤_¤ said:

    Who are you?

    And who changed the flag, damn it.

  19. ups said:

    dat team name

  20. Spike Himself: TC said:

    dat email

  21. Retsh0ck: 32erz - 2strong said:

    Flushy

  22. r7an: -9w- said:

    flushy what?

  23. hal: blah said:

    flushy the toilet pls, it stinks

  24. Poop: TSUN~ - [PG] said:

    actually sponsored by fleshlight for real now btw

  25. nova: T2P said:

    @thalien played you once in a mix you abused us then ragequit after we started winning, hence why i think you’re a dick :)

  26. Mike: TEZC said:

    XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

  27. SfynX: T2P said:

    are they sponsoring you with lan shirts, equipment etc :D

  28. Eledorian: DAKKA said:

    Best sponsor ever, and they have r7an&poop, can’t go wrong really.

  29. wolve: [d¿s] - LEGO said:

    nova: You’re one to talk aren’t you.

  30. honeymustard: Phase said:

    I have to question that accusation, nova, when have you ever won?

  31. nova: T2P said:

    im hench cy@

  32. Koeitje: AUTOBOTS said:

    Better soldier than Thalien. Can’t be hard to find. Potential candidates:

    http://www.gearlog.com/images/stevie%20wonder%20sytnhs.jpg
    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eNtFGQJJXpo/TCuJKvAsVzI/AAAAAAAAD4M/RTlHKkFxptY/s1600/Ray+Charles.jpg
    http://www.ango.nl/images/Andrea_Bocelli.jpg

  33. Lenny said:

    i wish i had a fleshlight…

  34. Poop: TSUN~ - [PG] said:

    interesting candidates….

  35. hal: blah said:

    so does every member get his own or is it one pass-around?

  36. Waster said:

    I made my own fleshlight

    http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/foto/171c30ac_acid_picdump_29.jpg

  37. mrwhizz said:

    Therion likes men

  38. TheShadoW: trolltech - [MC] said:

    I love you poop

  39. _Ben: ;? said:

    Me: push choke
    Thalien: no we should all get rejected by oxford and push house
    rEJ: Fuck thalien

  40. Thalien: ;? - ¤_¤ said:

    soz i’ll just let more scouts kill you while i kill their entire team in the future.

    xD

  41. Poop: TSUN~ - [PG] said:

    fleshlight.co.uk :: r7an: i dont give a fuck
    fleshlight.co.uk :: r7an: i dont give a fuck
    fleshlight.co.uk :: r7an: i dont give a fuck

  42. fleshy: P.O.P said:

    i feel so fucking fleshy its unbelievable

  43. Matt: TEZC - TEZC said:

    Nick is going to quit TF2.

  44. kuma said:

    shut up thalien, ben is more than capable of defending himself with saws and embarrassing scouts

    you on the other hand resort to heavy because you are fat irl gg

  45. honeymustard: Phase said:

    qq kuma

  46. Thalien: ;? - ¤_¤ said:

    qq baby noob

    mad cos atrociously bad

  47. TeleBear: k^m said:

    qq baby how do those tears taste in your mommas basement???!

  48. kuma said:

    hey bunnycustard,

    stfu

    sincerely,

    your friend kuma

  49. r7an: -9w- said:

    can we close this? :D

  50. Mike: TEZC said:

    qq noobs

  51. SfynX: T2P said:

    ive heard mike would be perfect for the fleshlights =)

  52. fleshy: P.O.P said:

    i dont think they make fleshlights as big as the ones Mike requires… SEE WHAT I DID THERE1

  53. Mike: TEZC said:

    if i need a massive fleshlight, that means i have a huge penis right? right???

  54. Poop: TSUN~ - [PG] said:

    WTF IS THIS

  55. Ghostface: spire said:

    Poop what have you done