Recruitment

  Div 4/Div 5 Skill, 6v6

Devon Woodcomb

Listen to this while reading: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIeSGUK-Lyo&t=21s

WHO AM I?????
– I am the infamous, untouchable, impregnable Devon motherfuckin' Woodcomb.
– 6' 2
– 100kg of pure Scottish muscle
– Scout
– Div 5 but could possibly play Div 4
– Relatively active. Can play Mon, Wed, Friday after 9. Tuesday, Thursday and the Sabbath anytime in the evening. Saturday night is for pulling birds, not TF2.
– Will not be going to any LAN because I live in the North of Scotland and travel would cost more than your PC. If you pay for it I will go but will not be bringing my PC. Who the fuck takes their PC on the train/plane?
– TF2Lobby legend
– Belieber
– I play with a 360 pad so you KNOW my aim is off the chaaain.
– 69cm/360
– Shower twice a day.
– English is my first and only language (fuck yeah ignorance) but I don't speak it very well.
– Have countless victories over JG and Sideshow in MGE.
– You are allowed to add me on Facebook if I join your team.
– Perfect DM
– Genius gamesense

WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR?????
– Male seeking Team.
– Fairly active, practice at least 3 times a week.
– English speaking.
– Not shit
– Not mongs
– No crying
– Gives me an opening ceremony when I sign

I go on holiday on July 21st for two weeks so if that's a problem don't add me. I don't want your heart to break when the sick scout you just signed leaves for 2 weeks.

Picture for proof of handsome, badass manliness: C:Users\Devon\Pictures\MumsPhotos\garyandme.jpg