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MedicSoldier  Mid Skill, 6v6

England blorg

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Hi!
It's me, the infamous blorg.
I've been searching for a while now, however I recently joined VYE but got fucked around putting me back on the search.
I won't accept any offers other than a solid div 3 team as medic. I know I can play in div 3 with little to no problems as medic. I've improved an immense load, so think before you type shit. I can main call confidently for your team aswell. All the required stuff as medic is second nature to me now. So in summary, top div3 kthx.
I'm playing a lot of soldier now too, and I also feel I can play that to a low div 3 level with huge potential to go far. Need a bit of tuning here and there, but I've already got good enough game sense and aim to play at that level.
If you would like to contact me, you can find me on most of the obvious IRC channels on Quakenet or by adding me on steam at 'tf2champ'.
Take care, mates!

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Team History

Action Team By Date
Left STRIP [6v6] blorg
Joined STRIP [6v6] op
Left smooth criminals [6v6] blorg
Joined smooth criminals [6v6] _Ben
Left KITTEN [2v2] blorg
Left Comashot 8) [6v6 Fun Team] blorg
Left Blorg and the fudge crew [1v1] blorg
Left Power Gaming EU [6v6] blorg
Joined Power Gaming EU [6v6] CommanderX
Left vier // red [6v6] blorg
Joined vier // red [6v6] blorg
Left Lightyear [6v6] blorg
Joined Lightyear [6v6] blorg
Left n0va low- medic in div1 [6v6] Edd
Joined n0va low- medic in div1 [6v6] Edd
Left Team Asylum [6v6] The Risky
Joined Team Asylum [6v6] The Risky
Left Visualize Your Enmity [6v6] blorg
Joined KITTEN [2v2] blorg
Joined Comashot 8) [6v6 Fun Team] blorg
Joined Visualize Your Enmity [6v6] blorg
Left n0va low- medic in div1 [6v6] Edd
Joined n0va low- medic in div1 [6v6] howdeh
Left MTF.Gaming - Paroxysm II [6v6] hokka
Joined MTF.Gaming - Paroxysm II [6v6] demsii
Left PIRATES [6v6] blorg
Joined PIRATES [6v6] Rele
Joined Blorg and the fudge crew [1v1] blorg
Left LagTastic Gaming [6v6] Hildreth
Joined LagTastic Gaming [6v6] blorg
Left elemental violence [6v6] WARHURYEAH
Joined elemental violence [6v6] Shrike410
Left CiC Solar [6v6] redned
Joined CiC Solar [6v6] redned
Left Team Xenos [6v6] Skyweb
Joined Team Xenos [6v6] Skyweb
Left Kittie Beer [6v6] Bubbles1
Joined Kittie Beer [6v6] Bubbles1
Left Team Pwnage [6v6] rewind
Joined Team Pwnage [6v6] rewind

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32 Comments

  1. war: GlueEater said:

    :DDDD

  2. war: GlueEater said:

    i had to scroll down for about a year because your team history was so long…

  3. Atty: ORKZORKZORKZORK said:

    Better than me as soldier))

  4. returNNNN said:

    Cool guy :D:D

    Know how to aim the healbeam.

    GL in div3 :)

  5. BLORG said:

    shut the fuck up, thanks. if anyone wants me to explain it (since I was added as a mistake, teams folding etc) then querry me on irc.

  6. matOo said:

    hi

    nice guy makes me laugh )))

    really tries to genuinely improve and has changed alot :) with you gl in your search

  7. BLORG said:

    btw meant to tell war to stfu, not return. :x

  8. war: GlueEater said:

    HA! a 13 year old telling me to stfu, how cute!

  9. jukebox: broder said:

    ok.

  10. n0va: T2P said:

    hi blorg, vye are searching a new medic. I suggest you talk to howdeh or randa.

  11. Wlkr: ? - ¤_¤ said:

    Id say blorg was better than war. So hes probably mid. Good luck.

  12. Joshhh: MANDEM - LEGO said:

    gl blorg, mixed with him when he played medic, top div3 fo’sho

  13. cRzy: Tplay - Pixie <3 said:

    Played against you in a pcw when you were in vye and a few other mix’s/pcw’s, and tbh my sollys said you are one of the easiest medics to kill. Not trolling or taking the piss just saying what im told. My opinion not div 3, mid/top div 4. gl anyways

  14. Chris: (0v0) said:

    I agree with cRzy to some extent, I remember a match againt LZG where that was something we really noticed.

    I’ve watched you play, and your positioning needs some work. Sometimes when I’ve played w/ you in mixes when you’re playing solly or whatever, if your comms are comparable between solly and medic then you need to work on them a bit.

    Should be solid in div4, not sure about div3 but could do well if he worked on his comms and positioning/gamesense.

    gl.

  15. Poxie said:

    De-fucking-lerious…

  16. randa said:

    Awesome guy, why you put that bit about VYE in there i’ll never know.

    Can play medic div3 easily cant rate his sollying as I wouldnt know :D

    team this mothaflipper.

  17. Hildreth: Pander - Pander said:

    Mystery to me how Blorg hasn’t found a solid team yet.

  18. BLORG said:

    Hi, Chris. It was quite a while ago when I merced for LZG and played your team, and that was a 5-0 in something like 8 minutes so how you can comment on my movement when the game was over so fast, I really don’t know. Like I said, I’ve improved ^______^

  19. Kinyu: popkõrns said:

    Played with him some mixes, and he is great! div3 defo. Dunno what kind of guy was he long time ago, but now he is awesome.

  20. Chris: (0v0) said:

    The movement comment was from playing you when you were with someone else (maybe VYE? don’t remember).

  21. r7an: -9w- said:

    I remember playing Blorg a few times, and yeah from a scout point of view he was pretty easy to pick. I’m not a medic and never will be, so I don’t know the factors, maybe his soldiers were shit or maybe it was his positioning.

    but.. he’ll never be easier to pick than huhy.

  22. caneD: MEAT - LEGO said:

    “I’m playing a lot of soldier now too, and I also feel I can play that to a low div 3 level with huge potential to go far.”

    im sorry but i lol’d

  23. Chris: (0v0) said:

    mmm yes, to be blunt definitely not d3 soldier, d5/low 4 maybe.

  24. honeymustard: Phase said:

    Have you played a full season yet?

  25. tay said:

    good med when i used to play with u and was a kinda nice guy aswell so gl, n readd me i need u for something. gl x

  26. matOo said:

    been replaced in FB yet chris?

  27. BLORG said:

    hi idiots, in answer to your statement caned I dont think youve ever seen me play soldier so you’re not really in the predicament to say that. chris/r7an etc I’ve improved alot over the past week so if you wouldn’t mind keeping your nose out of things that don’t concern you, that’d be great.
    oh and war, what’s even cuter is the fact that someone of your age is going out of their way to troll a 13 year old kid. think of it that way, instead of what you put. makes you seem like a mong, doesn’t it? :)
    oh and thanks matt for making me laugh. :D

  28. matOo said:

    just ignore my post, sorry for being a cunt

  29. war: GlueEater said:

    oh blorg, bless that u think ur even worth trolling :DDDD

    im sorry, but i have a life! luckily i type fast so ur only worth the time when im sitting on the toilet going for a shit.

  30. r7an: -9w- said:

    I was under the impression that this is a public forum, I gave my opinion about your skill level without flaming, so I don’t see the problem. Whereas.. calling me an idiot really does show your level of maturity.

    And you wonder why people troll your threads when you react like that.

  31. karit said:

    blorg, now its not my intention to be rude or flaming you, but you can’t achieve div 3 soldier skill, not in that short time, even if you have huge potential

  32. war: GlueEater said:

    and what r7an said, anyone that disagrees with ur personal valuation of what ur skill level u flame and say “I’ve improved vastly in the past WEEK”