Recruitment

  Mid/Low Skill, Highlander

Aelkyr

Semiannual Spy recpost incoming. Let's get the basics out of the way : I will play Spy for any team in any div for any team that is not toxic. I can play 7 days a week, am very vocal and am willing to do anything to improve, like demoreview my rollout or train my aim by playing other games.

Every Spy main will say this stuff. Here's what the AELKYR GUARANTEE© gets you :
-I have said hi to over 250 players in my LAN career. This lets me summon a vast array of mercs to replace any position as needed, apart from Medic as I would like to keep my friends.
-Thanks to my french accent and history as a film school dropout, I can easily fake being an interesting, refined person. Put me on the phone to your parents to convince them that not all of your friends are nerds, or deploy me against someone who actually watches movies to frustrate them. The possibilities are limitless.
-The concept of shame is alien to me. That makes me a great fashion and social interaction coach ! Learn about basic color theory, over 500 icebreakers I stole from online or how much exactly you can get away with if you speak really fast and stare without blinking.

Still not convinced ? The AELKYR GUARANTEE© means very little, it's not actually legally binding. Contact me on Steam, Discord (Aelkyr#8581) or by phone (+33 01 42 19 30 11)