Childish Gubbino

I have NEVER considered terrorism as a career. But if I needed to, 'Counter Strike Source' would allow me to gain the qualifications and training to do so.

In this intense military combat simulator, the men are seperated from the boys (mostly by the in game voice chat) as hostages are tortured, abused and killed, both counter terrorists and terrorists squat in corners and cupboards with assault rifles, veering wildly from left to right during combat, and money is gained through the top secret military system of "K/D".

The game even simulates the effects of combat by forcing you to be extra cautious, as your hitbox is the size of a small house, and also simulates richochets, with both Russians and other Europeans being shot around AND through walls (the realism is FANTASTIC!!).

This is a military simulator for the ages – Caesar had 'Veni, vedi, vici', but CSS has:

"WHAT THE FUCK HE'S 1HP KILL HIM OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE KICKED FROM THIS CLAN AND I HOPE YOU DIE'