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What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum? Beef Tips.
Why are elevator jokes so good? It waves.
What do you call advice from a cow? An Envelope.
Why are pediatricians always so grumpy? It wanted to be a water-melon.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? She couldn’t control her pupils.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? They have little patients.
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
What do you call a pig that does karate? A river.
What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A soccer match.
Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A meltdown.
How does the ocean say hello? Because they work on so many levels.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A spelling bee.
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? “Put it on my bill.”
Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? A pork chop.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide