dave's merry kings.

fraac drives a van! – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVN4PRLrpsA
fraac visits china! – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V01gnjGrglk
fraac vs. spider! – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFCBxh1AYKg

I saw fraac at a corner shop the other day. I told him how pure dead magic it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a dobber and bother him and ask him for photos or nothing.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “You wot?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hawn shut in front of me fizzog. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my deep fried mars bars up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen IRN BRUs in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she scanned one of the IRN BRUs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them them each individually “to prevent any electrical infeterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each IRN BRU and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.