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When there no one else to turn to, we expect Shdwpuppet to disregard anything he does and badass on 150 ping.
If he doesnt he is put down. Verbally.
He is by far the coolest American ever; he's a pioneer in healthy eating over there….LOL JK.
He has somehow swindled his way onto the team now. probably offered Pricee some form of sexual favours. I don't know. What goes on with them stays with them. I don't want to know what they get up to together.
Oh seeing as he's american we need monies for him to come to LAN. Donate today.

Sam, is the son of INDIANA FUCKING JONES. He doesn't have downs and is much cooler than his brother, Alex. Nowadays Sam sits in mumble laughing at his brother whilst he molests his carpet, his keyboard and his carer.

Dessy is the new guy. I don't know much of him other than this:
Oh and he's scottish. Don't pick a fight, he will tear your limbs off at LAN.

Pricee, well, not much is known about him.But if your on this team he will get your phone number and yell at you if you don't show for practise

Tanuki, He is the next gay resident of the team. He lives in london and has a boyfriend, everyone is very jelly of him. He likes to shop and Shadow, Pricee and Tanuki have daily bitch session about people, try to be nice to us.

We will remember those we have lost:
-Swift (first player in TF2 to be kicked because too good)
-Shizao (fucking noob can't play table tennis and TF2)

So yeah, we are intoxicated. Oh no.


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Upcoming Fixtures

Date Competition Round Team 1 Team 2
No fixtures for this team.


Date Round Team 1 Team 2 Result
Season 12 powered by Tt eSPORTS [Archives]
Week 5 (Division 5E) Angry Mosquitoes Intoxicated 6 - 0
Week 1 (Division 5E) TBA 2 Intoxicated 6 - 0
Week 4 (Division 5E) Evolution Virtual Cry Intoxicated 3 - 3
Week 3 (Division 5E) Intoxicated Not Neutral 6 - 0
Week 2 (Division 5E) addict! eSports Intoxicated 6 - 0
Season 11 [Archives]
Week 7 (Division 5F) Floppy A: Intoxicated Default Win
Week 3 (Division 5F) LAME powered by LAME Intoxicated 6 - 0
Week 6 (Division 5F) plan-B Intoxicated 3 - 3
Week 5 (Division 5F) Intoxicated vier // yellow submarine 0 - 6
Week 4 (Division 5F) UCAP eSports Intoxicated 6 - 0
Week 2 (Division 5F) MASTERMINDS Intoxicated 6 - 0
Season 10! [Archives]
Week 6 (Division 5h) SUPER ULTRA RANDOM PEOPLE WITH NO ORG T Intoxicated 3 - 3
Week 5 (Division 5h) Intoxicated Serious Business 6 - 0
Week 4 (Division 5h) Intoxicated Team Vicious and Delicious 0 - 6
Week 2 (Division 5h) Intoxicated who is? 0 - 6
Week 3 (Division 5h) KnG! Elite Nile Gunners #2 Intoxicated 0 - 6
Week 1 (Division 5h) Intoxicated six angry men 3 - 3


Date DL POV Competition Round Team 1 Team 2
No demos for this team.

Team Name History

Date Old Name New Name
BEST FRARGS EU Intoxicated
Popo Team Element
Particularly Obsessive Perverted Offende Popo
Currently Unsigned Ninja Turtles Particularly Obsessive Perverted Offenders
The Scouse Mafia Currently Unsigned Ninja Turtles

Player History

Action Player By Date
Left Pricee Pricee
Left Nambo Pricee
Left Tanuki_cana Pricee
Left Shizao Pricee
Left shdwpuppet Pricee
Left nekkie` Pricee
Left Radon Pricee
Left knife crime Pricee
Left Banana Pricee
Left Destrutor Pricee
Left Dan the man Pricee
Joined Radon Radon
Joined Dan the man Dan the man
Left Erebor Pricee
Joined nekkie` nekkie`
Joined shdwpuppet shdwpuppet
Joined Erebor Erebor
Joined Tanuki_cana Tanuki_cana
Left Swift Pricee
Left shdwpuppet shdwpuppet
Joined Banana shdwpuppet
Joined Destrutor knife crime
Joined Nambo knife crime
Left Starkie Starkie
Left Inspectoooor. knife crime
Left Papercut knife crime
Joined Shizao knife crime
Joined Papercut knife crime
Left Mailbawx Mailbawx
Left Qourile knife crime
Joined Starkie knife crime
Joined Inspectoooor. knife crime
Joined Mailbawx knife crime
Joined Pricee knife crime
Joined Qourile knife crime
Joined shdwpuppet knife crime
Joined Swift knife crime
Joined knife crime knife crime