Intoxicated

ADD SHDWPUPPET FOR EVERYTHING!!

When there no one else to turn to, we expect Shdwpuppet to disregard anything he does and badass on 150 ping.
If he doesnt he is put down. Verbally.
He is by far the coolest American ever; he's a pioneer in healthy eating over there….LOL JK.
He has somehow swindled his way onto the team now. probably offered Pricee some form of sexual favours. I don't know. What goes on with them stays with them. I don't want to know what they get up to together.
Oh seeing as he's american we need monies for him to come to LAN. Donate today.

Sam, is the son of INDIANA FUCKING JONES. He doesn't have downs and is much cooler than his brother, Alex. Nowadays Sam sits in mumble laughing at his brother whilst he molests his carpet, his keyboard and his carer.

Dessy is the new guy. I don't know much of him other than this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwcs-zzsqBQ&list=UUs4Al9HzPSBN0k3ngAk5GtA&index=5&feature=plpp_video
Oh and he's scottish. Don't pick a fight, he will tear your limbs off at LAN.

Pricee, well, not much is known about him.But if your on this team he will get your phone number and yell at you if you don't show for practise

Tanuki, He is the next gay resident of the team. He lives in london and has a boyfriend, everyone is very jelly of him. He likes to shop and Shadow, Pricee and Tanuki have daily bitch session about people, try to be nice to us.

We will remember those we have lost:
-Swift (first player in TF2 to be kicked because too good)
-Shizao (fucking noob can't play table tennis and TF2)
-Mailbawx
-Erebor

So yeah, we are intoxicated. Oh no.