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DemomanSoldier  Div 1/Div 2 Skill, 6v6

Poland Dummy

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putting 2/1, not enough rage at the forums these days
This is going to be long =p

why I got kicked from zeikman:

I got mad a tad too much. I have a really, really immature habit of taking the reins in my hands. I'm a really (really, really, really) bad main caller and / or leader so when I do this I get mad.
there is no point trying to blame someone else because its my problem and my fault I got kicked – shitfly, while a swell guy, is a leader whos more democratic and more understanding of his players pov (in-game / outside of game).

the type of a main caller which is the only one suitable for me is one who is much more firm and strict and more blunt. be reasonable of course but for comparison I would prefer a grimbar or byte.

Basically: I'm not very smart and need someone to kick my ass when he sees something wrong with me. I can deal with this kind of bluntness but I am bad at taking hints =p

What I can offer (not much):
+ decent aim
+ I listen
+ if I get told something I will do it
+ I'm motivated to win
+ I can offclass very well as spoi and heavy :D
+ spotless english, though I stutter when I am very excited
+ Im not very dumb

-neither am I very smart, I will listen and try to adapt but sometimes I will interpret it wrongly.
the issue will eventually be resolved but some will take longer =c
-This is the biggest thing: im 99% sure i can only function in a team which has a main caller who leaves no room for debate in-game and commands the team all the time in-game. I'm all for accepting other peoples POVs outside of game but in-game, I need a hitler main caller to work =c
-never ever make me the main caller or leave room for another one besides you (because I'm stupid and will try to fill in any gaps) as it -will- make me rage and demotivate everybody else
-I need to know my role, a degree of freedom is alright but not too much e.g. whether I should be a pocket on a longer leash or a 3rd scout
– and plenty of other things which I will leave for everybody who knows me to fill in

for you,
I would prefer if you werent a new team unless you have the roles decided and / or have a v. good main caller who can organise the team efficiently (tldr i need a leash and a whip :D)
A server and mumble would be nice
I am not too interested in anything below div 2
Dont have any children or uncontrollable ragers on your team
I dont mind some rage but dont make it personal towards anyone =c
dont be casual or stuff, I have a drive to win and get higher and I would much rather prefer a team who is very motivated as well
talk about all the problems with everyone. steam mumble or the next day, i dont mind. but dont hold grudges, talk about any problem you think there is that you or anyone else has, w/e it is
cant stress de last point enough!

tldr i need a whip and a short leash from the main caller in and outside of game, none of that mature democratic stuff =x

cheers

Oh right, forgot a sort of important part ~_~
I play roaming soldier, either as 2nd pocket or as a 3rd scout. I would prefer to do one of those two, not play the inbetween man the 2 parts of the team but thats alright as well
I can also play demoman for a div 3/2 team as my inconsistency with it is more or less done
I can be very defensive or very defensive as demoman =p

for added emphasis, wtb being on a leash with a whip c=
edit: the rumour that im a massive anti social cunt ill leave to your mind 8D

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Team History

Action Team By Date
Left penguins.tf [6v6] maly
Joined penguins.tf [6v6] maly
Left Epipslon eSprots [6v6] Dummy
Joined Epipslon eSprots [6v6] Marshy
Left impakt [6v6] wgl
Joined impakt [6v6] wgl
Left Quality Control. [6v6] SmAsH
Joined Quality Control. [6v6] SmAsH
Left Poland( i 1/6 ukraina) [National 6v6 Team] Dummy
Left Poland [National Highlander Team] Dummy
Left nervousENERGY - WHITE [6v6] Dummy
Joined nervousENERGY - WHITE [6v6] RenTas
Left yaay [6v6] Dummy
Joined yaay [6v6] Permzilla
Left REVERTO [6v6] BaR
Joined REVERTO [6v6] Dummy
Left yaay [6v6] Dummy
Joined Poland( i 1/6 ukraina) [National 6v6 Team] Dummy
Joined Poland [National Highlander Team] Dummy
Joined yaay [6v6] alien`
Left La Girafe [6v6] Dummy
Joined La Girafe [6v6] SmoKe
Left DAKKAgaming.com [6v6] Dummy
Joined DAKKAgaming.com [6v6] ShitFly
Left Easy Going [6v6] Dummy
Joined Easy Going [6v6] Dummy
Left Mousetek [6v6] Dummy
Joined Mousetek [6v6] Dummy
Left Insane Dutch Killers ² [6v6] Jonesy
Joined Insane Dutch Killers ² [6v6] shaun
Left We Are Famous [6v6] Dummy
Joined We Are Famous [6v6] fybedi
Left Taktyczny Ruch Kolanem [6v6] Dummy
Joined Taktyczny Ruch Kolanem [6v6] Tofikulus
Left Hajtylandery [Highlander] Cizeer
Left Team Aces [R.I.P.] [6v6] achmed
Joined Team Aces [R.I.P.] [6v6] B4ndit
Left Lethal-Zone Green [6v6] LuckyLuke
Joined Hajtylandery [Highlander] Cizeer
Joined Lethal-Zone Green [6v6] LuckyLuke
Left Phoenix Squad [6v6] Dummy
Joined Phoenix Squad [6v6] jason
Left Perfection [6v6] Furi0us
Joined Perfection [6v6] Furi0us
Left Perfection [6v6] Furi0us
Joined Perfection [6v6] Furi0us

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39 Comments

  1. Dummy! said:

    and yes, no surprise to be being kicked I guess (hi poxie =c)

  2. freshmeatt: ‹Con› said:

    Too much trolling the pickups! Good lad though, if you get serious with him and find the way to deal with him in your team, he will be proven worthy of your time.

    Best of luck mate, hopefully you’ll find a new home soon.

  3. Spike Himself: TC said:

    +1 freshmeatt

    also gj on writing so many words dummy, im proud!

  4. Dummy said:

    thankee spike, clearly the longest anything I have ever written 8D

  5. Link!: .:ne:. said:

    tbh i was already counting down the days from the second you joined the team on eft2l

    watched some games from zeikman with comms and dummy wasn’t terrible

    gl

  6. The Man with many Faces: spire said:

    Dummy, so dummy…

  7. dr icecream said:

    Not retarded at all, he’s great, just needs somebody that dares to shout ‘DUMMY SHUT THE FUCK UP!’, but definitely has the insight in the game and the self awareness to improve.

    Good luck man :)

  8. Trent: ‹Con› said:

    He’s definitely the Marmite of TF2 players but unlike Marmite, if you actually give him a chance he will surprise you with how tasty he is.

    That came out wrong.

    I meant good player. Yes. Good player. I was tempted to write “Div4 on good days ololo” like he did on my rec post but I decided to be the bigger man. At least that isn’t difficult with Dummy around.

    STOP READING MY FUCKING COMMENT AND GET HIM IN YOUR TEAM. JESUS.

  9. Dummy said:

    k

  10. Thalash: wG - S-O said:

    nice essay

    pls pls

    gl

  11. Dummy said:

    2.3

  12. fallen said:

    ymmud

  13. Dummy said:

    a well thought out and descriptive comment, faillen

  14. Spike Himself: TC said:

    You are a bit backwards indeed :D

  15. Furi0us said:

    lol teamless again lol tears

  16. Furi0us said:

    + spotless english, though I stutter when I am very excited
    lold hard

  17. Furi0us said:

    but tbh a really cool guy, especialy polish

  18. Furi0us said:

    no wait, aremikan

  19. Furi0us said:

    amerikan*
    shit

  20. Furi0us said:

    poland > amerika, mate, remember dis

  21. Furi0us said:

    POLAND STROOOONKGGGGGGGGGG

  22. Furi0us said:

    19:57 – d. can mix or merc tonight: brb watching ponay
    19:57 – d. can mix or merc tonight: s

  23. Dummy said:

    the fuk just happend

  24. Starkie: ulti? - sniper said:

    He sees himself as a master troll but is actually almost as easy to bait as konr
    EU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
    Russian American combo, bad ping, dont pick up

  25. Starkie: ulti? - sniper said:

    18:31 – d. can mix or merc tonight: im a bad troll and should feel bad
    18:31 – d. can mix or merc tonight: im going to kill myself now
    18:31 – Popo Stark: nice one
    18:31 – d. can mix or merc tonight: :(
    18:31 – d. can mix or merc tonight: my skills are slipping

  26. Dummy said:

    it was a simple mispelling stark :C

  27. Dummy said:

    3

  28. tay said:

    dumdum

  29. Natijs :>) said:

    he good.

  30. Ash: (Legend) - UNHINGED said:

    nice lad, if he puts on his serious face. Even nice when you whip him into kneeling!

  31. grimbar said:

    One day I will exterminate his kind, until then he needs someone like me; however he can’t have me, so you’ll end up having to be a cheap copy.

    Instructions on how to do that: 20€ per hour, paypal only

  32. Dummy said:

    also worst pocket in existence, so roamer only preferably C:

  33. Dummy said:

    Also lannable for i46 (possibly) and onwards, will be in uni by then

  34. Vanilla_Mi: F! said:

    He cant play demo but hes a sick gay roamer <3

  35. WOODY[ said:

    fag

  36. Dummy said:

    noe

  37. Trent: ‹Con› said:

    I secretly pity this guy. You really should just recruit him.

  38. stvv: WUL said:

    Dummy is a very nice guy bad@games tho ))))
    jk
    Dummy is a very nice person after a few hours of abusing each other over IRC :D, decent enough soldier and can easily play at a div2 level – has more aim than brain, lets face it dummy you iz dumb as fuck(i keed i keed) decent roamer – dogshit demo, pick him up ))))))))

  39. fallen said:

    DAMNU