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Medic  Div 2/Div 3 Skill, 6v6

European I Don't Know?

Posted by konr: | Last Online:

Vode doesn't want to play medic anymore being that it's a shit class (understandable) so we're on the prowl for a good medic.

Vode is a really good medic, so I don't want a bottom div 3 medic or someone with no experience what so ever or anything to back up that he can play div 2/3, since we want to trial with people we know can do the job, and not waste our time completely.

What we want from you:
Be able to play in div 2/3 competently
Be able to speak English VERY (see: VERY) well
No rage
Be able to play from Sunday through 'til Thursday at 8CET for 3-4 games (preferably more)

What we can offer you:
Mumble server(s)
War server(s)
Support from idk?
A friendly and fun bunch of guys
3 hackers in one team (Fake, Jukebox and Phytek)

probably more but I forget.

Add konr on steam to ask for trials.

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75 Comments

  1. Vode said:

    Ridiculous amount of potential in this team, shame I just can’t stand wearing those goggles and white coat anymore. Don’t join if you’ve got the pace of a snail. Good luck! :D

  2. wrnrzn: broder said:

    konr is just jealous because he thinks sniping is hard. but really. it’s not like it’s hard or anything

  3. phytek said:

    2strong.. And please don’t contact us if you atleast don’t have the potential and or div2 experience because there would be no point in trialing you. Vode was a very good and solid medic, so I dont want anything below his level of dem medic skillz.

  4. Dummy! said:

    Phytek status:
    Not mad enough [ ]
    Mad enough [X]
    rest are fine though despite one being french (c:!)

  5. Buffalo Bill: TDR » - T⑨ said:

    They are actually a very good team, will go far with the right Medic.

  6. Finn: [:B] said:

    Dummy, very mad yes.

  7. Krabs said:

    Good potential, keen to improve. Gl.

  8. fallen said:

    Crit sniper yus.

  9. Drunkz said:

    great team very motivated and skilled players, gl with your search.

  10. gold: ympocucked said:

    fuck it hurts, but they’re good:(
    gl

  11. Mike: TEZC said:

    idk? really :/ thats kinda a disgrace

  12. Matt: TEZC - TEZC said:

    What Mike said.

  13. Anathema said:

    ahhaha phytek

  14. konr said:

    Gelatinous

  15. phytek said:

    c[_] <— Fill it

  16. woody. said:

    What Matt said

  17. WAR: GlueEater said:

    Konr, I’m pretty sure they aren’t jealous, but more disappointed that idk? a name suited with the team that won S7 div1 and was one of the top teams in Europe, is now represented by some kid and his team that will surely fold before S10 begins.

  18. Turbo: -ƒ$-BLAH - sniper said:

    What War and Mike said :/

  19. Fake said:

    Haters gonna hate.

    Also Dummy I ain’t even french :(
    Or at least I try not to be. :>

  20. Kinyu: popkõrns said:

    What War and Mike said :/

  21. konr said:

    The proper idk? will always be prem/div1. We’re what would be idk? white if the good team was idk? black.

    Either way, why should you give a shit if Slick decided to help us out? None of your business really, and not your problem.

    Now as for the folding thing, lol. It’s like you people think you know any of us.

  22. woody. said:

    huge bum lick =DDDDDDDDD

  23. Grimm said:

    http://lol.i.trollyou.com/LOL-I-TROLL-YOU.png

    So relevant to 90% of the posters in here that it’s sad.

  24. Vanilla_Mi: F! said:

    ITT konr looking for more carries

  25. Dummy! said:

    Stop spamming unrelevant links grimm, trying to classify everybody who doesn’t have a positive opinion as trolls, good one
    as far as i’m concerned only the comments about idk? are a bit trolly, and that’s what, 6/24

  26. Afro/PipeZ: \V/ Gold said:

    Fake is a beast and Jukebox is hard to play against
    good team, deserves a good medic
    gl

  27. poxie said:

    good luck bump

  28. Davib said:

    My 0.02 dollars,

    Konrbad

  29. Cinnamon Grahams said:

    Core of these guys been together for a good amount of time, awesome guys and will defo go far <3 you guys

  30. Matt: TEZC - TEZC said:

    I suppose all that practice of sucking e-dick has finally got you somewhere Konr.

    AC admin AND support from a respected bloke like slick.

    Shame you can not get anywhere on your own steam.

  31. rts: PrettyGay said:

    matt, didn’t you like jump divisons too? :)))

  32. Hildreth: Pander - Pander said:

    Decent team, their soldiers are absolute beasts when we pcw’d they caused us so much problems.

    Shame they got butt devastated when we beat them. Pikachu was trolling Bennyg fyi, see Sophie is his love interest and…never mind.

  33. Lord Benjamin: RIPMOULD - has $w@G said:

    Shutup Hildreth

  34. Kenny: v. existence said:

    what we can see

    konr low div 4
    fake div 5
    grim div 5
    finn top div 4
    wrnrzn div 3

    yeeessss div 2 for sure!!!!!!

    “And please don’t contact us if you atleast don’t have the potential and or div2 experience because there would be no point in trialing you. ”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd_NBiRGH08

  35. Buffalo Bill: TDR » - T⑨ said:

    You really are utterly clueless if you think Fake’s div5 and wrnrzn is div3.

  36. nova: T2P said:

    you’re a retard kenny clue up.

    gl lads konrs safe even if he is small and quiet at lan <333

  37. Kenny: v. existence said:

    :D :D

    okey , this team like vawx will drop after few folds
    vawx was too div 4 and failed all season

  38. Thalash: wG - S-O said:

    “This team will drop after a few folds” what the fuck?

    Kenny just fuck off.

  39. evokje: WiK? said:

    Kenny

    USTOOPIDBROTHA

  40. Fantomen {:): nandos said:

    Can’t tell if Kenny is trolling, or just very, VERY stupid.

  41. Permzilla: (Legend) - (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ - WiK? said:

    …or both

  42. Hildreth: Pander - Pander said:

    To be fair they are at least a Division 3 team if you judge the current level from ETF2L.

  43. konr said:

    Hildreth: I DON’T CONDONE PIKACHU TROLLING, YET I PASTE EVERYTHING TO HIM AND FUEL IT COMPLETELY
    You played us literally once on gully, whilst 3 of us were playing like utter retards after the games we played earlier in the day. I’d rematch you to prove we’re better, but when you have such fucking dick heads in your team (Pikachu, and vanilla tagging along cause bad) constantly trololing every single time anyone gets a kill/dies, it just doesn’t make the game fun. I don’t give a shit who he was trolling, it’s the fact that he was trolling at all.

    Kenny: The only people in this team that don’t have div 2+ exp are me, Grimm and Fake, and Fake is a fucking beast and is easily capable of div 2, if not more. Juke and Phy have both played in div 1 and you don’t know me, Finn or Grimm at all. Stop bad please.

    Matt: You made Strike A Pose, got raped in div 3, and instantly thought you were div 1. Cool valuable opinion on divisions you have there :D

    Dummy: People that posted negatively before that comment were trolling, no doubt. That or they’re fucking stupid and somehow think they know us when they don’t.

  44. Dummy! said:

    vanilla
    bad
    does not correspond
    |(he cant main call though)

  45. konr said:

    i played with mousetek and got carried to shit by people that had beast dm
    all i had to do was heal them
    i didn’t maincall

    div prem med right hurrrr

  46. Turbo: -ƒ$-BLAH - sniper said:

    But wait Konr you have to complete a season in div 6 5 4 3 first before div 2 don’t you ? :/

    guess not

    oh well …

  47. Daleth: ti. - [PG] said:

    Konr, Gully is LTG’s worst map, even we beat them on it like 4-1. :D:D

  48. Dummy! said:

    im sorry konr but dont say BS when you dont know what youre talking about

  49. Fantomen {:): nandos said:

    http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp324/frugsplayground/1256523423443.jpg?t=1257680243

  50. konr said:

    Daleth: see: “3 of us were playing like utter retards”
    We would probably have lost to a div 5 team playing like that.

  51. NoJu: 8D said:

    Honestly, konr, you and Grimm are easily the weakest players in the team, not saying that to troll, calling it as I’ve seen it. And I have played with Grimm, and I have played with you. Only a couple times, I’ll be fair, but I’m calling it as I’m seeing it. Really think that Juke/Fake/possibly Phy are just carrying you and Grimm to a higher div rather than you showing actual improvement, and if I’m wrong, fair enough, but that’s how it looks to the outside.

  52. Grimm said:

    t.t all up in this shit

  53. konr said:

    Me, Grimm and Fake are the ones with no experience and Fake’s the one that shines past all of that shit and shows he’s a fucking beast. I know that both myself and Grimm are capable of div 3 at least. We do just fine. People just notice juke, phy and Fake a lot more, because they’re always the ones to go for sick clutches and shit. Grimm and I are more the stable players that sit back and do what we’re supposed to. Unless you count me going sniper and getting billions of medpicks :P

    tl;dr:
    We’re both more than capable of div 3+

  54. Grimm said:

    rofl im rly bad at tf2 and in a better clan than u umad :D:D:D)))))))))))XopxoxoDDD

  55. phytek said:

    konr gets carried, duh. Who didn’t know that?

  56. konr said:

    You’re American Phy

  57. binge said:

    hi

  58. Grimm said:

    Hey binge how r u

  59. binge said:

    quite good, but the weather is shit

    you?

  60. Kinyu: popkõrns said:

    I love how whenever somebody says that they beated any team of konr he just responds : We were playing like retards, We were having a bad day, etc. Just like the times in VAWX

  61. Finn: [:B] said:

    3 weren’t comming at all, and that includes phy me and jukebox, me playing demo for the last minutes shows our interest for the game at that point. Can definitely do top 3 these guys. Won’t even start going into personal skill, if they can get a medic who can still keep up with phy being aggro they can go far.

  62. Vanilla_Mi: F! said:

    i played with mousetek/vye reform/monster munch and got carried to shit by people that had beast dm
    all i had to do was heal them
    i didn’t maincall

    div prem med right hurrrr

  63. Hildreth: Pander - Pander said:

    “You played us literally once on gully, whilst 3 of us were playing like utter retards after the games we played earlier in the day. I’d rematch you to prove we’re better.”

    http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5008/idkg.jpg

    :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    Srsly chill out it is a game. Your team are pretty nice people and good players, they even apologized to me for you the way I apologize to your team for them. Good games hope we can play again some time.

  64. Vanilla_Mi: F! said:

    wsuphax.konr :7.idk?: I don’t bottomfrag usually
    wsuphax.konr :7.idk?: For some reason
    wsuphax.konr :7.idk?: When we play vs you guys
    wsuphax.konr :7.idk?: We start being retarded
    wsuphax.konr :7.idk?: we played vs some div 2 team
    wsuphax.konr :7.idk?: raped them 5-0 badlands
    LTG.intel Vanilla: no excuses !_!
    LTG.intel Vanilla: which t

    Im waiting konr

  65. Vanilla_Mi: F! said:

    LTG.intel Vanilla: which team”

  66. Vanilla_Mi: F! said:

    Still waiting

  67. Pikachu: LTG. - LTG. said:

    You start playing like retards because you get outskilled, plain and simple. We beat you twice already. Deal with it and quit making up excuses, it makes you look like a woman.

    Also, it’s cute how you’re mad when I troll you but for some reason you think it’s ok to call out Vanilla on how he played medic in previous teams. You weren’t even playing TF2 when he was in div 1/prem teams.

    TLDR: Konr mad cuz bad. Get some tips from this kid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4yicqN8J8

  68. Vanilla_Mi: F! said:

    Im offended by that, konr.

  69. Ghostface: spire said:

    I would like to dedicate this song to Karma Clan of Gamers who are the winners of div 4C and are better than this team any day of the week: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEzF8NzEv_k&feature=related

    Just sayin’ bro. If you really wanna progress, stop going like “oh fuck it. I’m gonna maek a team, and if it folds I’m just gonna say I have experience in the div we played and move onto the next one”. Just go through the goddamn divisions and feel accomplished.

  70. CrashSite: RIPMOULD said:

    When we played them on gran today, sollys where good, so was demo and med, but konr was terrible.

    I am not trolling, but he is being carried so hard, he overextended all the time, he was always first picked. Once diving on 5 players when we were holding passive. He was being badly out DM’d and his gamesense was awful.

    The rest of the players are good, and they all seem to be a nice bunch of people.

  71. phytek said:

    Chill out nigz, jesus. We’re all friends here yo, so what if someone gets carried? This game is about liking to play it with the people you actually do play with. Not about how good it will be, chillout. Games are suposed to be fun

  72. CrashSite: RIPMOULD said:

    That is your view, but someone who is looking to join your team have to be aware that they will be playing with 5 and a half, maybe a quarter, players and as medic that can be frustrating.

  73. Chris: (0v0) said:

    rofl at this thread. i love you all.

  74. CrashSite: RIPMOULD said:

    <3 u too chris, now get back to work making awesome stuff for the community.

  75. konr said:

    Lol you’re fucking stupid holy shit.
    Vanilla and I have sorted it and we’re not beefing anymore so forget that. As for the overextending shit, Fake and I were used to Vode aggressively healing us and he even shouted at us when we went for health packs instead, but b1nge doesn’t play like that so we were very low after the initial fight at mid. As for the rest that’s just a fucking lie. I got out dm’d by a few of you sure but the “diving on 5 players” shit was when I heard a call for a push, and our team was going ridiculously slow so I had to pull back really quick.

    You want to believe I’m being carried, so you will believe it. Fucking stupid though since you’ve played a few shitty games vs us and you’re judging me specifically when it wasn’t even just me. The comms in the two games we’ve played against you were cluttered as fuck and I have fucking no idea why we suddenly go to shit when playing against you guys. We can play a few games and have perfect comms etc/. but then we’ll play another game in the night and we’ll suddenly be the complete opposite. Calling out one scout in an entire team when you’re a soldier is a bit dumb too. You have no idea what the fuck was called, and you have no idea what the fuck was going on in our comms, so you don’t know why I did things at all.

    tl;dr You have no idea what you’re talking about.

    Ghostface, why are you making shit up? I made a team expecting to go to div 3 with Grimm and a few others, and we ended up picking up some really good players. We then played against a fair few teams at a div 3 level and even at div 2, and we’ve done well. Now ofc we’re a new team and because of that, some of our games are going to be fucking stupidly retarded until we get the tactics we want to use down properly, but that’ll be ironed out by the time the season comes around. Also I don’t recall you ever actually seeing us play, or you playing with us, so please fuck off and stop acting like you know shit when you don’t.

    Faggots need to stop giving me shit when they’re just doing it for the fucking sake of giving shit. I can play div 3 and I’ve proved that to my team and to the teams we’ve played against. Just cause we fucked up a few times against one team that doesn’t mean you can blame 100% of it on me. You can all fuck off.