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Div 2/Div 3 Skill, 6v6
d2m
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Dearest Internet Friends,
Having left the game in January, I've recently been playing again with some friends and found it moderately entertaining, thus feel it would be quite pleasant to make a return (to some degree at least!). Please be aware that I haven't really "played" since end of January, so I'm going to be reasonably useful but probably a better asset in the comedy department to start with!
My old computer died a couple of weeks ago, so I'm playing with a new PC now. It's amazing that having computer parts which actually work, produces graphics that aren't full of horrible fps-lag. It's like I'm playing a different game now, which is another reason why it'll take me a little bit to get back into things! 1920×1080 @ high-res is way more fun than 1440×900 @ low/fps lag/fuckmethisisbad res.
Finally, as many of you are aware, I do run a couple of businesses in the UK – so I cannot guarantee 5 nights a week of TF2 action. I'm happy to commit to 3 nights plus any others as a free bonus. These don't include Fridays or Saturdays, as God made these days for getting drunk and getting your balls out in a bar.
What I offer:
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* Div2/Div3 Scout – Could play higher if I really got back into the game, but at the moment I don't think I can commit to that amount of additional practice.
* Sound Gamesense – I know where I should be. Whether I make it there is another thing :p
* Clear English Comms – Important!
* Good Tactical Knowledge – As a founding member of TF2TV and ex ETF2L head-admin, I have far too much knowledge from being part of and watching games.
* Non-Raging – Let me preface this with the fact that I am competitive. I do not like losing, at any level. But I appreciate that losing does happen and I want to work with my teammates to resolve any issues and to ensure we play better next time. However, I may silent-mad for a couple of minutes! ;)
* Loveable – :D
What I would like:
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* English speaking EU team (preferably lannable)
* A little bit of ambition!
* Absolutely no ragers/twats. I hate it when people argue on comms in matches, over and over. If you do this, please don't ask me to play with you. I'll probably start humming loudly until you shut up.
* Teammates that socialise outside of TF2. For example, you might play L4D2 together or other exciting games. I think it's good to have variety and it also helps to build good team spirit.
* No girls. They break stuff.
If I've missed anything out, please do let me know! I'm pretty flexible with regards to playing – if you're a lower team, you're welcome to talk to me about what you guys are up to. If you're cool, I'd be happy to help you with tactics and stuff too :]
You can find me on Steam – http://steamcommunity.com/id/d2mlikeskittens/
I haven't got IRC installed at the moment, but will get it back up and running soon! :]
Thanks for reading!
Hugs and kisses,
d2m xoxo
User Profile | SteamID: U:1:4144461
Team History
| Action | Team | By | Date |
| Joined | Team Vertex - RIP Youngblood [6v6] | d2m | |
| Left | St George [6v6] | d2m | |
| Joined | St George [6v6] | Sketch | |
| Left | dotpiXels [6v6] | Sonny Black | |
| Joined | dotpiXels [6v6] | d2m | |
| Left | Bløød ïs Gøød - Retired Edition [6v6] | d2m | |
| Joined | Bløød ïs Gøød - Retired Edition [6v6] | Reload | |
| Left | Team Vertex - RIP Youngblood [6v6] | d2m | |
| Joined | Team Vertex - RIP Youngblood [6v6] | d2m | |
| Left | Team Vertex - RIP Youngblood [6v6] | d2m | |
| Joined | Team Vertex: The Derping 9 Edition [Highlander] | d2m | |
| Joined | Team Vertex - RIP Youngblood [6v6] | d2m | |
| Left | Team Vertex - Retired Edition [6v6] | d2m | |
| Joined | Team Vertex - Retired Edition [6v6] | d2m | |
| Left | Paradigm [6v6] | d2m | |
| Joined | Platform 9 3/4 [1v1] | d2m | |
| Joined | Team Vertex - Lolgineer Edition [2v2] | d2m | |
| Joined | Paradigm [6v6] | d2m | |
| Left | Team Vertex - Retired Edition [6v6] | Mar | |
| Joined | Kings of Vertex [6v6 Fun Team] | d2m | |
| Joined | Team Vertex - Retired Edition [6v6] | d2m |
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He is the reason I moved to Iceland.
the baddest of the badmins <3
Bad at Alien Swarm and Left 4 Dead 2
Disturbed the witch the most.
I just wanted to hug her…
..with your sniper rifle.
Nice guy, superfast delivery would buy again A++++
“nobody is posting in my recruitment thread, now I need to self bump it” – d2m
total and utter lovable c*nt :D
is a bad hunstman sniper, would not buy.
Carried you with huntsman last night :[
best badmin, I actually miss d2m as head admin when looking at those fucking retards who are in charge rofl.
I think he can shoot bullets and move to several directions.
2:17 PM – d2m: bump my recruitment thread with something funny baddie :D
2:17 PM – Stew “The Javelin” Griffin: i cant put your face there
2:17 PM – Stew “The Javelin” Griffin: :(
2:18 PM – d2m: :(
wont forget how far this guy took vertex is nice to see you back in tf2 :)
Love D2M, a good friend and a really good player. Been away from the game for a while but should be able to compete at a decent level still.
gypsy cowboy
D2m is nothing but a gentleman and a scholar! his humor is only barely surpassed by histories greatest comedians, and puts shame to many others! many a times have i found myself laughing in tears when being on mumble together with d2m, and his skill in the art of speech is nothing but impressive!
asides from all these things, d2m has always been a great friend to me, and hopefully, will be able to be as good of a friend to you, as he has been to me
Steals healthpacks in the saferoom and blames it on others
d2m is the new Dibble.
Also super pro at TF2, has good sense n stuff. Is nice guy. Not dribbler.
Carried to div 2 <3
Haha, you wish jg mate x
England’s finest.
i like ponies
“best of all the animals”
lovely guy! beast scout. gl gl