Recruitment
MTF.Gaming - Paroxysm II
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A long-long time ago, in an enchanted forest far-far away…
Six little pigeons gathered around the campfire with a dream, a dream of conquering the vast land of granlands.
Their names are carved in the stone of history for ages to cum:
PeopleS, Voice, Shit, Jewd, Morek and Ekove – those were the names of the mighty pigeon warriors who devoted their lives to save the pigeon fortress from the evil Demsorg.
After a while not all of the pigeons showed-up for the games, so the lead pigeon decided they needed a backup.
Certainly the new pigeon has to have certain requirements:
– He must know how to control the healing beam;
– He needs to know how to create remotely controlled winbombs;
– He has to know how to jump by shooting missiles at his feet;
– He should understand how to defy gravity by performing two jumps in the air.
Sadly, the pigeon-warriors are mighty but poor, so dont expect a salary. What you can expect is:
– A great bunch of pigeons
– A battle arena
– Intense pigeon fights from 20:00 – 23:00cet
– Mumbling carrier pigeons (ty valiiii)
To contact the pimp-pigeon add PeopleS on Stea… I mean Pigeon Friends.
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The story was written by Voiz and Me under heavy druggs
Beautiful.
You ran out of imagination for PIGEON references on the COMMUNICATION bit? Wow voiiiiiz fyl.
It was me who ran out of imagination Vali :D
oh god
safe lads gl
By ‘ran out imagination’ I mean ‘ran out of druggs’
why some many iiii’s vali, fyl :(
Hi im 16 and im drunk atm
best rec post ever
boom!
The best recruitment post ever.. Im putting this on a frame and hanging it to my wall.
GL in your search, guys <3
xoxo
stew, you suck :d
HAHA EPIC :D
ha
bump!
this pigeon thing is gay
fuckign awesome hahahah best recruit psot ever :D well done
Lovely bunch, deserve the best! :)
No timewasters ty
fuckyou voiz
I love pigeons.
goooood luck pigeons :D
lol gl px. xD
Guys, c’mon, they need a good backup asap. Especially now, considering the situation!
Their main medic (voiz) got his girlfriend pregnant and he is now trying to get some money by giving dance lessons to dirty Japanese hookers from Chicago so he wont be here for quite some time.
true story, thats why I have to add that the backup must be able to play Medic+Soldier, Demo is just a plus and scout is not that important.
because evo has to make some money to sometimes
… by selling his body for steam games
sweet rec post btw :P
Hmm this team is pure awesomeness tbh, they have sweet solid players, they progress fast and they get good results. I don’t see any reason why not to join them!
join+++
rej r7an: I would join px and fold them but i have to fold rej first just like sas and snuke
still lookin for a backup, prefert soldier+medic!
i heard A.k was looking for a team, you should give him a go!