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Engineer  Low/Open Skill, Highlander

UnitedKingdom Fat Albert

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Hello my name is Albert and due to unforeseen circumstances, the team I play for has folded, please may I have a team.
Mum says I’m a handsome young man, my hobbies include duck keeping and roleplaying on medieval mode servers. My favourite food is pasta and sweetcorn, my favourite PS2 game is Road trip adventure and my favourite film is All Dogs go to Heaven.
I do watch anime, but nothing infested with twinks, sorry.
I like playing Engie because it’s roster riding for a medal but you hit the dispenser with a spanner from time to time. Sub is preferable since most of my time is consumed by looking at cat pictures.
I don’t think the ladies at church understand tf2 when I talk about it, but they do wholeheartedly agree that I need to find someone in my life, as well as Jesus.

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Team History

Action Team By Date
Left Magnificent Bastards [Highlander] Whip
Joined Magnificent Bastards [Highlander] Xeno
Left killer HONK! army [Highlander] Fat Albert
Joined killer HONK! army [Highlander] Woona
Left The Guild [Highlander] Fat Albert
Joined Poundland GREY [6v6] iPad
Left black BLACK (BACK IN BLACK) [6v6] crazycalumrock
Joined black BLACK (BACK IN BLACK) [6v6] messy
Left Bathcan Alley [6v6] Fat Albert
Joined The Guild [Highlander] Jazz
Left Loyal Liquid Lovers [Highlander] Fat Albert
Joined Bathcan Alley [6v6] nekro
Left Nervous as Hell [6v6] Fat Albert
Joined Loyal Liquid Lovers [Highlander] Hampe
Left Concerned Christian Mothers [Highlander] Fat Albert
Joined Concerned Christian Mothers [Highlander] Fat Albert
Left Pea Trashers [Highlander] Fat Albert
Joined Nervous as Hell [6v6] Harry
Joined Pea Trashers [Highlander] CanRuf
Left nrg and engie mains [Highlander] Fat Albert
Joined We Drop Memetapes [6v6 Fun Team] Lemmy
Joined nrg and engie mains [Highlander] numb
Left $ Mixtapes $ [Highlander] Fat Albert
Joined $ Mixtapes $ [Highlander] JJ
Left Bombay Spycicle Club [Highlander] JJ
Joined Bombay Spycicle Club [Highlander] JJ

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16 Comments

  1. Harry: Nah - :Blinky: said:

    He’s lying. He watches twink infested shit all day long. +rep can’t enginner a dragonfly, but can engineer an anime sex doll

  2. Fuzzy said:

    Great Player, Amazing Lover. Just two ways I could describe this fine specimen.
    I remember the first time I saw ‘Albert’ It was in a bar in DC, She/He/They were the most attractive Person/Him/Her/They I’d ever seen. Things were made only better by the large bulge in the groin region and the fact They/He/Her/Dog was 1v50 as an engineer against heavies and winning.

    Pros =
    Best engineer since Fuzz

    Cons =
    Speaks only in ancient Mesopotamian and broken Romanian.

  3. Jazz: L38 said:

    really hung and really small

  4. gamma: McB - JaR said:

    large gamer who will make large plays that make absolutely no sense and work 40% of the time, to much laughter all round

  5. Kaine: B∞p - boi said:

    A god among men.

  6. Luigi: Engie↓ said:

    albert is hella cool

  7. MoreBuckets! said:

    a true god

  8. toco: 2MNYCHDS said:

    EPIC, gave me a key for mercing and I won an mvm ticket from his fantasy league meme, great man.
    give him a good team ty

  9. Fancy Llama: POUNDGREY said:

    Very big and handsome boy,consider picking him up,also as a husband. Its not gay
    10/10 Would feed on rollout again!

  10. The Pyraptor: HONK! said:

    made me feel good

  11. ollie: HOUND said:

    This man is a thanos i giv him peter griffin/10
    Has a massive knob (one for the e girls out there ;D)
    SoyBoy levels maximum
    Fragging potential Rictar 10
    Confirmed will have a cold one with the boys

    Kind Regards – Xx0P3NPL4Y3RD35TR0Y3RxX
    ps. like really big knob

  12. nekro: poop said:

    Very good being

  13. jeven99 said:

    can we see your favourite duck?

  14. blayze said:

    nice guy

  15. Fat Albert: POUNDGREY said:

    Dear Khalistan,
    My favourite duck breed is the Dutch Hookbill (see https://imgur.com/gallery/asYHi)
    However my favourite duck would obviously be one of mine, either Humphrey or Sigmund.
    They were both Call ducks.

    Yours sincerely
    Albert

  16. mash: gun said:

    very COOL engineer player