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Fat Albert

Posted: 5 years ago | Last Online: 3 years ago

Hello my name is Albert and due to unforeseen circumstances, the team I play for has folded, please may I have a team.
Mum says I’m a handsome young man, my hobbies include duck keeping and roleplaying on medieval mode servers. My favourite food is pasta and sweetcorn, my favourite PS2 game is Road trip adventure and my favourite film is All Dogs go to Heaven.
I do watch anime, but nothing infested with twinks, sorry.
I like playing Engie because it’s roster riding for a medal but you hit the dispenser with a spanner from time to time. Sub is preferable since most of my time is consumed by looking at cat pictures.
I don’t think the ladies at church understand tf2 when I talk about it, but they do wholeheartedly agree that I need to find someone in my life, as well as Jesus.

User Profile | SteamID: U:1:159297223

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16 Comments

1. Harry: Nah - ONCE said:
   

   Fri 30 Nov 2018, 01:23

   He’s lying. He watches twink infested shit all day long. +rep can’t enginner a dragonfly, but can engineer an anime sex doll

2. Fuzzy said:
   

   Fri 30 Nov 2018, 01:24

   Great Player, Amazing Lover. Just two ways I could describe this fine specimen.
   I remember the first time I saw ‘Albert’ It was in a bar in DC, She/He/They were the most attractive Person/Him/Her/They I’d ever seen. Things were made only better by the large bulge in the groin region and the fact They/He/Her/Dog was 1v50 as an engineer against heavies and winning.

   Pros =
   Best engineer since Fuzz

   Cons =
   Speaks only in ancient Mesopotamian and broken Romanian.

3. Jazz: L38 said:
   

   Fri 30 Nov 2018, 03:25

   really hung and really small

4. gamma: JaR said:
   

   Fri 30 Nov 2018, 04:17

   large gamer who will make large plays that make absolutely no sense and work 40% of the time, to much laughter all round

5. Kaine: B∞p - boi said:
   

   Fri 30 Nov 2018, 05:09

   A god among men.

6. Luigi: Engie↓ said:
   

   Fri 30 Nov 2018, 06:13

   albert is hella cool

7. MoreBuckets! said:
   

   Fri 30 Nov 2018, 08:35

   a true god

8. toco: -AA- said:
   

   Fri 30 Nov 2018, 11:28

   EPIC, gave me a key for mercing and I won an mvm ticket from his fantasy league meme, great man.
   give him a good team ty

9. Fancy Llama: POUNDGREY said:
   

   Fri 30 Nov 2018, 11:39

   Very big and handsome boy,consider picking him up,also as a husband. Its not gay
   10/10 Would feed on rollout again!

10. The Pyraptor: HONK! said:
    

    Fri 30 Nov 2018, 20:51

    made me feel good

11. ollie: HOUND said:
    

    Fri 30 Nov 2018, 20:58

    This man is a thanos i giv him peter griffin/10
    Has a massive knob (one for the e girls out there ;D)
    SoyBoy levels maximum
    Fragging potential Rictar 10
    Confirmed will have a cold one with the boys

    Kind Regards – Xx0P3NPL4Y3RD35TR0Y3RxX
    ps. like really big knob

12. nekro: poop said:
    

    Fri 30 Nov 2018, 23:31

    Very good being

13. jeven99 said:
    

    Fri 30 Nov 2018, 23:33

    can we see your favourite duck?

14. blayze: AVN said:
    

    Fri 30 Nov 2018, 23:56

    nice guy

15. Fat Albert: POUNDGREY said:
    

    Sat 1 Dec 2018, 00:18

    Dear Khalistan,
    My favourite duck breed is the Dutch Hookbill (see https://imgur.com/gallery/asYHi)
    However my favourite duck would obviously be one of mine, either Humphrey or Sigmund.
    They were both Call ducks.

    Yours sincerely
    Albert

16. mash: gun said:
    

    Sat 1 Dec 2018, 13:55

    very COOL engineer player