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Prem/High Skill, Highlander
Fat Albert
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There was a time when I was a jolly and naive medic main, I believed I could be a valuable addition to the team with fantastic arrows and strategy, but that was when I met him. My meeting with Papa Limona was all the too short, but in the time I was with him, I saw him devour the enemy team, over extending so hard that he was out the map. I, the cuckold medic had to chase after him and give heals to daddy. His thicc girth was destroying me and the enemy team alike, we were all equal under the reign of lemon. It was at that point I knew I wanted to play the black man of demonstration,
Ever since I have been training to the max, I stack lobbys, play Skial Harvest, and Hightower x10 24/7, disrespecting women with the braggadocio only a demo main with the Loch n load and Caber could achieve.
I know I've technically never played demo in a season before, but you see Demo and medic are very similar, they're both support classes, it's just the chocolate infused man fucks over the enemy team for.
I am ready to be the bull, I am ready to be daddy demo.
Please form an orderly queue when adding me to add me on your team
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Holy shit, this guy is looking for a team as demoman?
Let me tell you something, I saw this guy 20-0 Spelly,Kaidus, alle and Dowel in a 4v1
no medic is safe
holy heck please accept my invite
I can confirm that this man has the thicc girth capable of being any nubile medic’s daddy.
Let him take you on the battlefield, but most importantly, let him take your heart.
Would prefer main spot
Not fond of sloppy seconds
One of the Best players ive seen i ages, great addition to any team but speaks manly polish with some english – still a great player and able to communicate well.
solid prem
has the talent to make it to the top. Never saw anyone with such great skill. Changed my life and the lives of my friends. He IS The One. Please impregnate me.
You see, I’ve never seen him play Demo in any game but you just can’t say “no” to someone who writes this good of a recruitment post. I also had the pleasure to talk to him before and let me tell you, if you want an actual funny meme-boi in your team he is the one. Give this guy a chance to play Demo, you’ll enjoy yourself no matter how well he plays.
He’s a monster
http://etf2l.org/recruitment/251117/ you’ve made me so proud ;)
one of the better demos to ever walk this earth
is this samii’s alt account?