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foungi
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highlander noob who's bored of fooling and around and mge'ing people in div4/5
probably need a solid maincaller in the beginning to adjust, dm should be fine.
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Really cool, chill guy. Great to have in mumble and also a very good demoman! pick him up
Foungi is a great Demo and we were lucky enough to have him on our team for a season, he has great DM and can be very aware of the current situation.
He also has a girlfriend
Seemed alright in div5, overextends sometimes.
kannst backup machen, machn team with friends in div 5. müsste reichen
Super aggro demo with great DM and a massive ego ^^
He’s a great guy, will take videagames seriously definately div 3 imo maybe 2.
Great DM, nice calls, fast roll-outs
SKILL POLICE
plays like a (good) retard
lol
ITT: ne people not realizing that div5 is not srs bsnss for me^^
ITT: People not able to win div5
:O
ITT: People who punch their screen so hard it breaks when they lose
Highlander doesn’t equal 6’s your game sense for 6’s isnt up to that standard sorry to be brutally honest. Still think your good at hl but doesnt make you a god
I kinda expected these comments to come up so let me put it this way. The thing I find amusing about all of this is that people assume foungi plays the stupidly aggresive demo style because that’s just how he plays and he dosen’t know any better. I disagree and the simple reason I disagree is that I know foungi and I have played with foungi pretty much since I started comp tf2 back in Jan/Feb 2014.
Having played with foungi this long I can tell you that the reason he plays like this is because he knows he can do so and get away with it. Does he play like this in the higher levels? No way. It’s like when Konr was calling his play “retarded”. It’s only retarded if he is dragging his team down by playing badly. When he’s coming out the end of a game with top dmg, 400-500+ DPM and a positive K/D despite only getting ~20% heals (our team is pocket orientated) – I don’t care what he’s doing because he’s doing his job and then some. Nobody in div 5 really countered foungi in the whole season I’ve just played with him – even when people knew that they needed to focus him.
Now I can understand this being a concern to people who don’t know him, who would argue that he’s playing in a low div where this kind of style would be unpunished because of other people’s incompetence. These people would be totally in their right to think that but the fact is they don’t know foungi as well as I do and I can say having played 100s of hours with him in both proper competitive environments (i52 LAN HL finals + higher div HL mixes) and not so serious environments (lobbies, div 5 scrims) as well as talking to him in mumble many times about this exact issue – he’s doing this because he knows he can. That may be foungi’s great weakness in some people’s eyes but I think it’s his greatest strength. He knows his limits, he can play creatively and not always be confined by the “meta” and he has the DM and I would argue the gamesense to pull off what some people would brand outrageous.
If you are reading these comments with a view to maybe giving this guy a trial then consider this. All you have to do is try him and see. If you think he’s an idiot then don’t put him on your team. However I think it would be very premature judgement to take some of the comments above as gospel. That’s my 2 pence on the issue – not that 2p is worth anything these days both figuratively and literally.
mfw people i’ve never played with and played against like 3 times judge me https://i.imgur.com/y1COfLZ.gif
Everybody huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurts
TL:DR
sommmmmetimes
@rem
good read
I hope you’re joking foungi
Passive aggressiveness is shit @ everyone in thread
I dunno why people think what I wrote was me complaining or being passive aggressive, it’s just my genuine opinion as to what I think regarding the very legitimate concerns of people who haven’t played with him as much as me. You can think what you want about foungi, I’m sure he dosen’t give a crap and I certainly don’t. Anyway I’m not gonna turn this guy’s rec thread into a shitstorm because he deserves better. Good luck finding a team bud! :)
No offence R.E.M. but from other people their perspective you’re a div5 medic whos friends with him, that’s why they don’t take you seriously, also because you wrote 5 pages of text
easily div2
They’re free to ignore my comment and every other comment on this page if they wish but I probably have played with foungi more than most of the people in this comment thread. Anyway I won’t bother writing anything more
good banter thread
foungi is good demo I think he can div3 yes
can we all just hug and have a beer?
fyi my comment was meant as a compliment, I haven’t played much with or against him at all but I have seen him play a bit and he does have very very good dm. I don’t know what div he is but I would give him a shot.
Also, don’t take anything that stone/bona says seriously, makes life a lot easier.
can’t comment on his ability, we never struggled against him, but “div5 is not srs bsnss for me” is a disgusting attitude for anyone in a team game
lol @ div 5 people judging who can play div 2/3 :D
^
Mars that’s how it works. If someone in your team seems to do a bit better than you they are 3 divisions better. (Probably).
Wrecks faces in div 4 games. Without a doubt a pickup for div 3 or higher, anyone telling you otherwise is probably a new recruit to the skill police who didn’t pay attention when they got spanked by their sergeant.
gl foungi
wasn los hier
http://truthbutter.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/suprisedcat123.png
At least give him some trials.
might give you a go foungi
@fraac: if you look at how our team plays, you notice that i’m on the flank, since our pocket needs lots of heals. “srs bsnss” would result in me being a condescending asshole, making maptalks etc. i played my best, but 20% heals flank demo is not really a good strat, so i couldn’t take it that serious. that doesn’t mean tho that i was trolling, just playing a different role that kinda worked
fuck the haters, good demo , can play div 2/3
In my opinion he isn’t !div enough for div2, more 3/4
not convinced by d2, worth a shot in d3, but, most importantly, a thoroughly lovely fella.
Give the man a chance to proof himself!
20% heals?
http://logs.tf/542405?highlight=76561198034255569 22%
http://logs.tf/539054?highlight=76561198034255569 21%
http://logs.tf/538996?highlight=76561198034255569 34%
http://logs.tf/538975?highlight=76561198034255569 27%
http://logs.tf/525060?highlight=76561198034255569 23%
http://logs.tf/525023?highlight=76561198034255569 28%
http://logs.tf/521926?highlight=76561198034255569 41%
http://logs.tf/521780?highlight=76561198034255569 26%
http://logs.tf/521694?highlight=76561198034255569 24%
http://logs.tf/501593?highlight=76561198034255569 29%
http://logs.tf/498906?highlight=76561198034255569 25%
http://logs.tf/498836?highlight=76561198034255569 23%
http://logs.tf/495138?highlight=76561198034255569 27%
http://logs.tf/494978?highlight=76561198034255569 28%
http://logs.tf/491307?highlight=76561198034255569 27%
http://logs.tf/544157?highlight=76561198034255569 24%
http://logs.tf/542517?highlight=76561198034255569 25%
http://logs.tf/542450?highlight=76561198034255569 34%
http://logs.tf/517633?highlight=76561198034255569 28%
http://logs.tf/514442?highlight=76561198034255569 28%
http://logs.tf/514371?highlight=76561198034255569 24%
http://logs.tf/514321?highlight=76561198034255569 21%
http://logs.tf/514240?highlight=76561198034255569 28%
http://logs.tf/514163?highlight=76561198034255569 31%
http://logs.tf/514088?highlight=76561198034255569 34%
http://logs.tf/511801?highlight=76561198034255569 27%
http://logs.tf/510708?highlight=76561198034255569 23%
http://logs.tf/536457?highlight=76561198034255569 23%
http://logs.tf/536366?highlight=76561198034255569 34%
http://logs.tf/530461?highlight=76561198034255569 25%
http://logs.tf/510669?highlight=76561198034255569 29%
http://logs.tf/510653?highlight=76561198034255569 23%
http://logs.tf/508198?highlight=76561198034255569 29%
http://logs.tf/473803?highlight=76561198034255569 28%
so the logs are showing him doing well/better than the other demo with less heals than him most of the time, thanks for your support
i didnt really bother reading the whole wall, just single comments here and there
and i dont really understand why he shouldnt be given the chance to at least try playing there
foingi is supi, give him a shot in div 3 and hell adapt and do well
wow rex… you went through all that effort to write that post, you might have a problem.
out of 34 logs i was outdamaged 12 times. thanks for the info rex, appreciate your help
wtf is going on here
the pppaaaaaarteyyyy B)
also 10-12 from these logs are 21-24%, which is essentially 20-ish and dont even proove your point
The whole bs of this recruitment post is that he should have just posted 3/4 instead of going on some ego trip that made people mad
div3 is atm accurate, indeed, but if a team in div2 doesn’t have a problem with giving a new demo 1-2 months (aka until the next season starts) to adjust, i’m in for that as well.
You out damaged people in div5 in the majority of your logs? Achievement get man. Well done. Why didn’t you out damage their demo in all of them? If you’re so strong then surely you’re team should realise they should be healing you more? It isn’t as though giving demo heals is a new meta or something.
The point (other than to continue baiting you) was just to highlight the fact that you said 20%. It isn’t 20% is it? You think div5 is a joke yet cannot carry you team to victory and the majority of your support comes from people who are div5 also making blind statements about how they perceive your skill because they think you’re “good”. You might well be good for a div5 demo but your post about jumping to div2/3 with no apparent idea just makes people laugh a little that’s all. If you play in div3 next season and make an impact I will personally give you a blowjob at LAN. If you play in div2 at all I’ll give you my backpack.
let’s just stop here, and see how stuff develops.
i’m gonna take the bj depending on how you look, i also accept sisters/gfs.
tl;dr
:DDD
da reaal mvp
BUMP GET DIS GUY IN DIV2
probs could be div 3/4 with more practice but what the fuck do i know
brauchen mehr deutsche demos!
gl:)
danke blub ;)
Willing to make Div3 team with Foungi just so Rex has to degrade himself sexually.
Foungi is actually a good highlander demo and if he put effort in could be a good 6’s one as well. If it was 2/3 seasons back that would mean div4 but it is kind of hard to tell these days with the slow skill slide of the divisions.
so much of demo is awareness, logs can only show if one is clearly not good enough. fun rec post though
added for trial
Only div 3???
So this post must be why the skill police hasn’t been paying attention to me lately.
All the sour sixes scrublords in the lower divs can’t handle the fact that a higherish div highlander demo is better than them so they have to shittalk him
Judging from the times I’ve played with him not only does foungi have the deathmatch required to play at higher levels, he also has an above average understanding of the game that most of you shittalking div 4 players seem to lack
Even if he does lack some knowledge, it is safe to assume foungi will pick it up relatively quickly considering how much he enjoys to play the game with other people who don’t have hearts circulating toxic blood in their veins
whatever happens, will always deserve a run in div 3
Played a few pickups with him, he seemd to be a chill guy and he did his job as a demo.
http://www.twitch.tv/timonrex/b/590918034
played a pug or two
pretty good guy
@ skyro – I’m better than him. :)
^ lol
if i would be gay he would be my first victim
easily d3 demo
mr guy lol?
@ skyro- If he has ” the deathmatch required to play at higher levels” then why could he not out dm our team which is Div5. Why couldn’t he carry his team?
cause its TEAM fortress 2
what skyro said.
also, rex, being better than someone isn’t only about the gameplay. overall (personality + attitude + gameplay + reputation) foungi seems better than you.
because you know so much about rex apart from the stuff he posts here
you would know? :)
no and I don’t pretend that I do
It’s actually quite hilarious that klaudia doesn’t realise nobody takes her posts seriously since she is a div6 pyro main that cries a lot in mumble
I hope the irony of your saying that isn’t lost on you
@rex
i can’t take the opinion of a div 5 highlander failure and a div 4 tryhard seriously
@PowaPanda
You fail to see the fact that the demoman is 1 part of a team, the team is not 1 part of a demoman
lower level players are phat & heavy, makes them harder to carry
Either way, seeing as you actually struggled against foungi to begin with, why are you even bothering to shittalk him, because you are obviously not much better anyway
Foungi has a lot of people backing him, he has friends that will stand up for him and vouch for his personality and his skill
all you have is a biased org full of tryhard kiddies and the rest of the community that will eventually shittalk you for shittalking others without valid, objective arguments
/lock
timon and I don’t exactly see eye to eye that often, but implying that an undeniably d2 player isn’t in any position to judge a player attempting to go div 2 is an interesting, if somewhat misguided tack to take in this argument
and I’m willing to bet my left ring finger that his ‘highlander failure’ was because his entire team had little interest in playing in this community’s equivalent of the short bus
well stone, you aren’t quite liked yourself.
his entire team not having interest in playing the “short bus” is because his dumbass org has a toxic attitude toward highlander to begin with
which is the sheer reason why we are still here, isn’t it? because .:ne:. kids feel the need to bash highlander players?
This is the recruitment section. Either you post constructive criticism for someone, or you confirm their skill, but if you haven’t got anything to say that isn’t totally filled with a toxic cocktail of ebola, cancer and aids, you can fuck right off
you people literally make people afraid to post recruitment posts because of the sheer amount of backlash you get from tryhards and the skill police
if people want to take this guy on or try him fucking let them, don’t discourage them by being a toxic asshat
you are only making yourself look like a bigger moron by typing these hate comments
hl is shit though, to be fair
art is in the eye of the beholder fraac
nobody is forcing you to play it if you don’t like it, so don’t complain if you get shat on by people who actually know what they are doing in 9v9, just as a general statement
“which is the sheer reason why we are still here, isn’t it? because .:ne:. kids feel the need to bash highlander players?”
actually no, it’s because in our division foungi’s style was divisive to say the least
stop being a martyr, I don’t have some sort of vendetta against HL and nor does anyone else here
we just think it’s the secondary gamemode played here – and you’d be hard pressed to find any sort of evidence which proves the contrary
the fact that you ask me for evidence tells me enough about how you think about your volkswagen minibus gamemode
there is no need to think of highlander as a secondary gamemode, it is an alternative that will eventually grow past the original when properly stimulated, simply because the playerbase is potentially much higher
also, the fact that you snapped back at my “highlander failure” remark more than anything else shows me more than just a common dispreference for highlander
another HL vs 6s arguement lol
absolutely disgusting.
lol highlander
lol also at thinking im div4 without actually checking my profile :) mge skyro???
lol highlander
oh boy… skyro, our highlander failure consists of us randoming classes before officials, for fun, like chan said, timon(rex) played d2 as demo and did well, so he is kinda the only one in this whole rec post who can even judge if foungi would be able to play at that level, thats why rec posts are unbiased, cuz people link it to their butt buddies cough cough, and everyone writes nice things about them without having a single clue… no offense tho
also lol highlander
hilarious
Hashtagchan calling them outtttt, his wise words will have true impact on your miserable lives!
nice memes guys
Could definitely play div3
@ highlander (lol)
Today I learned Hashtagchan has a good understanding of the word irony
#99
highlander and 6v6 is same shit ;)
get mad people
fuck i missed the 100th post
get countermemed
@skyro our team struggled? Look at the match page for our offical. 6-0….
P.S Great banter
its highlander no one really give a fuck.. back to the rec post
Our HL “failure” was 100% feynes fault ;)
Why are these toxic brits shittalking foungi here. By experience from being in the same team as he was I can tell he has the dm and gamesense to be a great addition to any d2/D3 teams. GL finding a team foungeh :o)
y u haff 2 b mad…. its just a game
hello team
lol highlander
From the looks of his logs, I think that foungi can probably play in div3 just fine. I also think that one should not judge his capability in div3 until they have played div3.
(lol highlander)
@ snape the problem here is you’re a div5 scrublord bum fucking highlander fag who is going to support him but also doesn’t have a fucking clue of what it is like to play at 6s level above div5. Essentially nobody with half a brain who is actually good at this game will care about what you think after clicking your profile. :D
I specced him for almost the entirety of his official against a div 5 team where anyone looking for a demoman at div3+ level will realise that he has too much to learn to play there. I’m so confident in this that I’ve offered him a blowjob if he does. :D
That said if he works on his rollout, positioning, abundance of overextending, general lack of playing with the medic (probably comms too since he is often in the wrong place) then sure he might have a shot at div3/4 but the list above is basically what you need to be a good demoman, not “SICK HIGHLANDER DM”.
lol highlander
@ Em – So basically I’m good to make a rec post for prem and nobody can comment on this with reference to my div2/3 games until I’ve actually been in prem. lolololol highlander gamers
Timus – Okay maybe I worded that a bit wrong…
Attempt 2: One of a lower div should not aggressively say whether foungi is capable of playing a higher div or not without seeing for themselves how foungi plays in that div, however they can comment on how well (or not) foungi played in the lower div to back up their opinion. SCRAP THAT, IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE.
“the problem here is you’re a div5 scrublord bum fucking highlander fag who is going to support him but also doesn’t have a fucking clue of what it is like to play at 6s level above div5.”
Basically, that’s my opinion. I’m just horrible with words.
Timus – new steam name :D
I don’t get it? People cannot judge his ability to play div3 unless they have yet you think he can? Contradiction!
the question is,is anyone here that actually leads a d3/2 6s team? like,you know,someone who should be here,not ppl discussing their gamemode preferences or who is allowed to post on rec posts or not
So rec posts aren’t for people to comment with their opinions of the recruitee’s performance in order to give necessarily information to the potential recruiter?
“What? haha. Nice words for a 1.40cm little man. This kids have no respect this days, do I need to ban you from our mumble again? What do you even know about old school players? What do you even about our community. Add some water to that powdered milk testicles and grow up kid.”
hl is srs bsnss
Timon* o.O Used to calling you Timon, not Rex. And forget everything I said, I’m trying to say what I quoted off you but failed to find the correct words.
“not ppl discussing their gamemode preferences or who is allowed to post on rec posts or not” where did i talk about information that actually matters? ofc you can post stuff about the player,just dont discuss it and turn a rec post into a shitfest like this wow
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/56457555.jpg
I still have no clue why emma thinks she is div3, mercing doesn’t determine your div, your div determines your div, HOLLA HOLLA GIVE EMMA 2 DOLLA
I never said I was div3 anywhere in this thread. You’ve hardly seen me play so don’t comment on my skill. (on my not rec post?) Jesus, your personality is shitty as usual.
i see that all the ne fags have gotten so proud and arrogant about their badass div 2 demo to believe him to be the god of all that goes on in div 2 demoman world
get a fucking grip lol
Em: Digi said:
Today, 11:46
From the looks of his logs, I think that foungi can probably play in div3 just fine. I also think that one should not judge his capability in div3 until they have played div3.
xD_xD
also, in snape’s defense, he is perfectly capable of playing medic anywhere across div2-6, you are just too ignorant to see that he hasn’t had the best of luck with his teams
skyroface=PJSalt (no space)
lol so now I am in nervous energy? You guys and making shit up.
i have div 3 medic experience so you should take my word as gospel when i say LOL HIGHLANDER
Holy shit Rex, you’re becoming more cancerous than Bona
And just to add more salt, you were in Div 5 S15 then you suddenly jumped to div 3 S16, what makes you think that Foungi can’t do the same? Maybe he didn’t suck as much dick as you did or something? I’m sorry if you already explained that here, Im not gonna bother reading 100+ comments.
and Bona, what determines your div? I keep hearing “Scrims don’t matter, mercing doesn’t matter, mixes vs high divs don’t matter” then what exactly matters? If you abuse such logic then a Div 6 can go look for Prem team, because:
Scrims/Mercing/Mixes don’t matter, hence he can go any div he wants to and then he makes rec post LFT div 3 and includes in it “Mixes and how my team did in div 6 doesnt matter guys :D”
So stop saying that Mercing/Playing mixes against (and with) higher div players doesn’t matter, if that doesn’t determine your div, what does? Dick Sucking level?
Im pretty sure more people take me seriously than your butthurtly sounding “ragy” comments. Most of these people in this rec post actually know me, and despite my etf2l onseason experience is not the best, I am actually maining 6v6 – not Highlander, and am playing in high division matches – even when im sitting in d5 roster at the moment.
Wait oh my god, I was just chatting with fonexia while typing this message, and realised this rec post is for 6v6, not Highlander. Oh god
Holy shit Rex, you’re becoming more cancerous than Bona
And just to add more salt, you were in Div 5 S15 then you suddenly jumped to div 3 S16, what makes you think that Foungi can’t do the same? Maybe he didn’t suck as much dick as you did or something? I’m sorry if you already explained that here, Im not gonna bother reading 100+ comments.
and Bona, what determines your div? I keep hearing “Scrims don’t matter, mercing doesn’t matter, mixes vs high divs don’t matter” then what exactly matters? If you abuse such logic then a Div 6 can go look for Prem team, because:
Scrims/Mercing/Mixes don’t matter, hence he can go any div he wants to and then he makes rec post LFT div 3 and includes in it “Mixes and how my team did in div 6 doesnt matter guys :D”
So stop saying that Mercing/Playing mixes against (and with) higher div players doesn’t matter, if that doesn’t determine your div, what does? Dick Sucking level?
xD_xD I think someone’s popcorn is ready
rex (Timon) called every single hl demoman bad, just for playing hl at all.
https://i.imgur.com/6ykMWWN.jpg <— Gouldie irl Div1 Ladies man
They’re here :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhNhxmC19Fs
MADDD
timon aint no god, feyne > timon
can stop trashing foungis recpost now…
@Bona and did I not say you should disregard that because it doesn’t make sense and I realised I was wrong too?
Keep er going we need to crack that 200+
About 50 more, this should be fine.
Holy shit what’s gone on here?!?!
Don’t let rex tell you he’s not div 4.
Welcome to the party, Mop.
what’s going on guys
hi kaptain are you here for your daily dose of drama?
yes, pretty good so far
gotta love this
yak is a faggot btw
what was the record in comments? like 220 something (on Klaudia’s rec post)?
Jesus Christ.
The only thing that concerns me here is why rex is bothered so much by someone putting up a rec post that they would go to extent of casting their match pretty much just to shit talk them..
If he’s not div2/3 then he won’t get in a div2/3 team, bitching about it doesn’t help you or him.
http://etf2l.org/recruitment/190258/
less than 100 comments needed anymore peeps
I casted it because it was NE, I cast all their games. Don’t get mad about the cast :3
what the fuck is wrong with all of you
keep it goin boys, good read so far.
fun fact: i never asked a single person to post here, yet you make it the entertaining abundance of randomness it is now! cheers and keep hatin B)
\_(*_________*)_/
If he’s not div2/3 then he won’t get in a div2/3 team, bitching about it doesn’t help you or him.
WOAWOAWOA
rex, you would rather give him a blowjob first when he gets into div 3 and THEN your backpack for div 2?
shiet man
as gouldie already mentioned, you must really enjoy sucking dicks
wtf is this
KONY 2012
You will exchange this thing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q33ssBQNxik
timon plz embrace copy pasta culture and clean up ur salt
timon is just keeping the drama alive so we can get to 200 comments :o)
you all suck
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131126013116/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/8/81/Kappa.png
just played a mix wuth him was good
Haha only D! gets it :D
BUMP
xd
I lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep there. I was left to close up one day and I thought i’d stay around because the weather was awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and decided to act on all the animal porn i’d watched and found so fucking hot. I tied one of the goats up in one of the hay barns and fucked it bareback in the ass. It was fucking amazing and I was shit scared in case I got caught.
That was like 6 years ago and since then I’ve fucked about 8 girls and 2 guys and nothing was as good as that goat. I’m planning on doing something similar again soon and on a regular basis.
Kappa/
ja warum?
Dennia, oh my God…
Okay. There’s an incredibly easy way to solve this. Go to PM. Give me your Skype name. I’ll add you and you can talk to me. I will also give you my LinkedIn profile. You can check it while you’re talking to me and see that the photo and I are the same person, and also that I have almost a decade’s worth of Australian reality TV productions under my belt. Amongst my contacts is the name of the current series producer of Australia’s Next Top Model. You will be able to see that we’ve worked on several productions together. This is a 100% legitimate offer. You know why? I’m sick of little shits like you sitting there thinking you know ANYTHING about my industry. You don’t know SHIT. So get your ass on Skype and I will show you exactly that. Ball’s in your court. edit: And it you’re too chickenshit to do that, you can go back through my history and see the numerous times I’ve talked about this subject on reddit in the last two years. edit2: Quick, I don’t want you thinking you can wait three hours and then say I had time to fake stuff. Do it right now. Come on, you were quick enough to answer my first post. Within a minute, in fact. You’re so damn confident, all over this thread, with your ignorant bullshit about an industry you’re nowhere near. Step up, son. I’m already logged into Skype. edit3: No-show. Of course. Don’t know what I was thinking. With a name like ‘foungi’, you’re probably 12 fucking years old.
I poop sometimes.
Let’s get to 248.
Does Talisman hold the record in comments on a rec thread ever?
think so
isn’t that erectus?
I remember he had a few milion views at least.
wtf
LOL PLEASE LINK TO HIS REC POST ROFLCOPTER
https://i.imgur.com/dM7QcE8.jpg
has most comments, therefore he must be good and popular.
he’s reaching the celebrity status
what is going on in here ? lmfao
https://i.imgur.com/2XGa3.gif
BANTER
BANTER
Love cake:
Ingredients
300 g semolina, lightly toasted
125 g butter
10 eggs, separated
400 g caster sugar
¼ cup grated crystallised pumpkin (see note)
80 g honey
185 g cashews, crushed
2 tbsp rosewater
¼ tsp nutmeg
¼ tsp cinnamon
2-3 limes, zested
icing sugar, to serve
Cook’s notes
Oven temperatures are for conventional; if using fan-forced (convection), reduce the temperature by 20˚C. | We use Australian tablespoons and cups: 1 teaspoon equals 5 ml; 1 tablespoon equals 20 ml; 1 cup equals 250 ml. | All herbs are fresh (unless specified) and cups are lightly packed. | All vegetables are medium size and peeled, unless specified. | All eggs are 55-60 g, unless specified.
Instructions
Preheat oven to 200°C.
Place the semolina and butter in a tray. Place in oven until the butter has melted.
Meanwhile, whisk the egg yolks in a large bowl. Add the sugar and mix until combined. Stir in the crystallised pumpkin. Stir in the honey and cashews. Add the rosewater and stir to combine. Add the nutmeg and cinnamon and stir until the mixture is pale.
In a clean, dry bowl, beat the egg whites until soft peaks form. Fold the egg whites into the cake mixture. Stir in the lime zest.
Add the semolina-butter mixture to the cake mixture. Pour into a tray lined with baking paper. Bake in preheated oven for 1 hour or until firm to touch. Remove from oven and set aside to cool slightly. Dust with icing sugar and cut into slices to serve.
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!div
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div 3/4 because of dm
plays retarded as fuck and claims that he does it just because it works
maybe he’s right
fkn highlander mains
konr u cant even carry d5 your worse than foungi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BANTER
xd banters
197/200
almost 200 we can do it boys
nice guy gud playere!!
http://puu.sh/d1sd9/29fbabf38e.mp4
hello
WE DID IT
We can do more than 200.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
konr u cant even carry d5 your worse than foungi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
konr u cant even carry d5 your worse than foungi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
konr u cant even carry d5 your worse than foungi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
konr u cant even carry d5 your worse than foungi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
konr u cant even carry d5 your worse than foungi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
konr u cant even carry d5 your worse than foungi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
konr u cant even carry d5 your worse than foungi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
204/250
i love cats
konr u cant even carry d5 your worse than foungi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
foungi will soon be a legend
A great power comes with a great responsability.
D I N G O P I Ñ A T A
So this guy is a shitter then?
OK THIS IS A COPY PASTE THING I DIDNT DO THIS BUT I WOULD IF I SAW IT SO NO CONFUSION
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn’t have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, “I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough money to buy this doll.”
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ”Granny, are you sure I don’t have enough money?”
The old lady replied: ”You know that you don’t have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.”
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
“It’s the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.”
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. “No, Santa Claus can’t bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.”
His eyes were so sad while saying this. “My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.”
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: “I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.”
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me “I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won’t forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn’t have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.”
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. “Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?”
“OK,” he said, “I hope I do have enough.” I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: “Thank you God for giving me enough money!”
Then he looked at me and added, “I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!”
“I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn’t dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.”
“My mommy loves white roses.”
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn’t get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn’t stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Repost this message.
3) Repost this message.
4) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart and then repost this message.
i would reopen this,its pain to read the comments
dude we’re going for the world record
yes
gogogo
The feeling of his cock snot leaking down my throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than snot off a whip. With my panty hamster now much like a manatee in yoga pants, he thought it was time to start probing my rusty bullet hole. Is now the time to tell him I really need to extrude a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? He munched on my beef curtains, even though I’d had my redwings for the best part of a week. By now, my wizards sleeve was seeping like a leaky tap. My tampon tunnel was trembling like a shitting dog.
OUR ANTHEM! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngmjQuWLVEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80niZnYCB04
prosciutto foungi
ayy lmao
it’s been fun guys, but this is dying. i give in to the admin gods and accept my fate to stay in third place for most comments on a recruitment post (afaik, waiting for admins to confirm).
comin for you next time, talisman & juju!