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Div 5/Div 6 Skill, 6v6
MH
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Nickname : Taylor Swift
Location : EU West (France)
Age : 22
Languages spoken : French & English
English Language proficiency : Fluent
Availablity : Pretty much anytime
Experience : Div 3 in HL as demo. I used to be medic for a div 6 team called I need my Crutches (didn't play for long). I'd like to learn the 6s format in a cool team. (no French team please, preferably a British/Swedish/Dutch team)
Team History
| Action | Team | By | Date |
| Left | I knew you were trouble [1v1] | MH | |
| Left | Space Wizards [6v6] | MH | |
| Joined | I knew you were trouble [1v1] | MH | |
| Left | 30 Percent [Highlander] | Bejcn | |
| Joined | Space Wizards [6v6] | MH | |
| Joined | 30 Percent [Highlander] | MH | |
| Left | Ununited Engie Cows [Highlander] | MH | |
| Joined | Ununited Engie Cows [Highlander] | Spycy | |
| Left | Lazer Squad [Highlander] | MH | |
| Joined | Lazer Squad [Highlander] | MH | |
| Left | sBooB Team [Highlander] | NULL | |
| Joined | sBooB Team [Highlander] | NULL | |
| Left | I Need My Crutches [6v6] | accless | |
| Joined | I Need My Crutches [6v6] | MH |
Previous Recruitment Posts
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| View | Div 3 | |
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| View | Div 3 | |
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| View | Prem/Div 1 | |
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Pretty correct player ! He used to play demo for us, and d6-5 should be a nice level estimation, I must say. However, i feel forced to warn the next team willing to recruit him, he is kind of unreliable. I don’t want to any drama about it, but it felt like it should be said.
He left us from one day to another, without any further notice, right in the middle of the UGC season, and without even talking about it (sneaky leave). We were pretty embarassed, to say the least !
We were just starting competition, and he felt like we were not matching his “glorious” level, well, at the moment, maybe (…now, he cant even find a proper team while we won steel and are winning d4B, with a better demo). Anyway, a randomly leaving player (with such an unmanageable ego) can be a very big issue for a team, which is why i felt the obligation to speak up about it.
That’s all folks !
P.S. Don’t judge him before letting him trial, he is actually not so bad, and maybe he learned about his mistakes, he could maybe be a correct player.
Protip : notice how fast he swaps teams. Not reliable and not friendly.
Source ?
https://i.imgur.com/Q9iMu0W.png
You cannot tell how he plays and how he is as a person by his fucking team history. Back off, Osman, come back when you have something reasonable to say……………………………….
Miss Taylor is a good demoman, he’s quick with his pushes and he knows how to get the work done. He’s a great guy to talk to and you won’t regret picking him up.
Don’t let anyone affect your decision about putting this guy on trial, he truly deserves it. Mighty fine player, I’d make a team just to have him in it.
He’s the biggest rager with the most massive ego i have ever seen.
Actually i think Klaudia takes the raging price.
Keep on mocking me until the day you die, Nahka. You know I don’t care about you being so jealous :O
I just wanted to come here and say: Hi friends.
nahka aren’t you that guy who got destroyed by me several times and aren’t the one who actually raged. I remember your profile picture, you were playing under an alias composed of numbers. Pretty funny to play against I should say plus that rage coming off you is kinda cute.
As for the sboob shithole, those people are butthurt beyond belief for the reason ulysse stated. You think you’re the shit because you won steel? Please I’m in gold next season, why would I even care of fucking steel? Get off of my nuts and stop being a kid.
Let the shitfest begin 8-)
“https://i.imgur.com/Q9iMu0W.png”
Ahahaha
Hi Exo! Happy holidays guys!
i pretty much always play with a different name nowadays though.
Don’t worry I remember you. It’s funny because you said I was the biggest rager with the most massive ego when you’re actually the one who was raging. I never raged against you, why would I in first place?
This is too funny, whatever you say :)
Lol Klaudia, learn to read please.
Did i talk about skill ? NO (even if i think he’s low)
I talked about reliability. He swapped teams faster than you swap diapers.
So please, hold you tiny baby rage, read two times posts next time.
You are marking him as not friendly and not reliable by his team history. If you would care to follow up on it, you would see that both his recent teams FOLDED. Look that word up! Why would he stay in the roster?
Did I say you talked about skill? NO
“even if i think he’s low” says the steel publord
Yeah this is it, not friendly and not reliable
Also, if what you said is true about his 2 previous teams, so he is probably imbued with some dark energy of evilness and folding.
oh my gosh osman please don’t act like a fucking adolescent
Omg this reminds me Bycomp and my fight about heavy recrutement post :D
Anyways Taylor Swift is a good demoman from what Ive seen. Never heard him speaking before and stuff, but gotta say he got a pretty good gamesense
Funny how a player unable to find teams, and unable to keep them (some folded for some reasons, but he got kicked or left the others… for the reasons i mentionned sooner), considers him as one of the best demomen that ever played.
Well, if you are willing to risk losing him at any random moments without notice, you can always trial him, and i highly recommand you to do so then. Because even if it’s true he is litteraly not the transcendently amazing player he thinks himself to be (yes, we are joining UGC gold the oncoming season too, not such a big deal… if you are actually gonna stay with your mates, which i doubt, if you allow me), he his still a pretty correct demoman, only considering “skillz”.
That being said, remember that he will always be a condescendant and arrogant player (see how much he is currently complaining about “rage” “no u the ragin one” and so), impossible to fully relay on, with a desastrous team spirit (leaving teams like you change your pants).
I really don’t think that dude is worth the risk, which is why i felt like i needed to warn potential team leaders about that stuff about him in his recruitement post. But hey, i’m not forcing anyone to do anything of course !
I sincerly wish you good luck finding a team Taylor, in which you feel confortable enough (i.e. that matches the skill you’d think you have), not to betray them in the moment they would need you !
P.S. : Just to precise, we are not even mad actually ! His leaving allowed us to get rid of a desastrous player and to get a better one, a thousand time nicer and more usefull. We only regret the brief time we spend without a demoman, looking for one, right in the middle of the season, due to his sneaky leaving.
This is entertaining, please go on.
Indeed it is, I can’t believe people can be THAT mad :^)
STEEL IS SRS BUSINESS YO
In the past 120 days he joined/left 3 TEAMS. ONLY 3. That’s not “leaving teams like you change your pants”. H3X leaves teams like you fucking change your pants.
GOD OSMAN PLEASE STOP HOLE SHEEET
Taylor Swift has some sweet tunes. Definitely my guilty pleasure
I think he was trying to insult how often you changed your pants
i never change my pants
Offered him a trial on 50(.) when R3L0X left just before the season started, because we needed a demo at the last minute for a scrim (which he was unable to play). Told him we had 2 other demos trialling, to which he said ‘well I don’t think they’ll be any competition’ – was immediately put off by his arrogance. The rest of my team had already discouraged me from trialling him anyway due to him being a complete asshole on lobby, but I said we’d give him a trial if neither of our other choices worked out.
Trialled rzr, who turned out to be a great demo, and picked him up straight away given our urgent need for a demo. (He has since dropped to sub due to health reasons, and we picked up Fuxx, but this is by-the-by.) When I told him we’d picked up a demo he called my leadership into question for picking another demo without giving him a trial (lolwut).
When we lost our subsequent two games (against the Top 2 teams in our division), I got a message from Taylor Swift asking me how we’d gone on. I said that we got rolled, and he responded that it was a shame, as both maps were demo maps.
In short, the most arrogant player I’ve ever had the misfortune of talking to, especially considering he once accused me of using a flare script despite me outright telling him I didn’t.
ヽ(ﾟдﾟ )ﾉヽ(ﾟдﾟ )ﾉヽ(ﾟдﾟ )ﾉヽ(ﾟдﾟ )ﾉヽ(ﾟдﾟ )ﾉ
Also Klaudia isn’t your own recruitment thread enough of a shitfest without you needing a 2nd one to look bad in?
ヽ(ﾟдﾟ )ﾉヽ(ﾟдﾟ )ﾉヽ(ﾟдﾟ )ﾉヽ(ﾟдﾟ )ﾉヽ(ﾟдﾟ )ﾉヽ(ﾟдﾟ )ﾉ
bobmus status : mad
If your answers guys, are : shitty faces or “umad”. Well, lol.
oh come on cobz, you know how much i love my trademark.
yes but still Klaudie. It makes you look like retarded, which is false.
What can I say?! Bobmus is simply mad because I said “lol those are demo maps” and because I simply don’t see any concurrence in the other demomen they were testing. If you think X is better than you at X class then why do you even play this game? Don’t get me wrong I’m talking in my skill level range. I’m not saying I’m the best demoman, I’m far from being the best but I’m not defeatist either.
Cobz is right here, and what bobmus says is true, and the reaction to this is the one we see, it’ll put off anyone to actually trial this guy.
Hey Sprayer sup ? Thx for your vote btw <3
It’s funny because I got add by several people already.
Instead of typing “mad” maybe you can try to tell what really happened for you.
Nothing happened, what he said is true. He got mad for that which I think was a bit over-reacting. The “lol those are demo maps” was a little taunt which I actually didn’t mean in a mean way but “oh well”.
T’es nul
Merci
Well bassically, if you are saying bad things which will forcely make people “rage”, if you are acting arrogantly or whatever. YES of course, people will get mad at you and come “trashtalk” on your recruitement spot. So if you stopped being a dick, maybe you’d get a better reputation.
Seriously I couldn’t care less about all the trashtalking on my “recruitement spot” as much as I don’t care of my INTERNET reputation :^)
No one is denying that you can look for a team at div5/6, everyone is saying that you act like a cock. Nothing special if you are getting added :D
well, then why are you answering to me if you don’t give a fuck about your “INTERNET reputation” ? Congratz Sherlock.
I was responding to Sprayer’s comment when I said this.
Because you’re asking me questions and I have time to kill?
I didn’t asked you anything, did I ?
“Instead of typing “mad” maybe you can try to tell what really happened for you.” do I really have to quote the things you said because you don’t even remember them?!
Wasn’t a question, sherlock. So bassically, you care about your “INTERNET reputation” since you did answer to everyone’s comments and to mine as well. Even when these aren’t questions.
This sound more like a question than anything else but whatever you’re bitching there. If you say so mate, think whatever you want, I don’t care.
I’m not bitching there, I’m just trying to see if you are an asshole or not. You do care since you wrote “I don’t care” anyways. Hopefully, you will find a good team, and good luck.
Thank you
This is very enjoyable to read. Go on guys
Cobz doesn’t own the outrageous ability to bitch or rage or whine. He doesn’t really deserve to be called out for, now does he?
Cobz and Sprayer are the calmest people in this recruitment post, just saying.
<3 you all
div6 and this post is more popular than LuLu’s
now imagine op had breasts.
What Kronis said :333
heard from a silver team this guy is really bad
are you retarded or only pretending?
*lay back and takes some popcorn*
Hey guys, wanna some?
@stephen : We were steel, and it was our 2 first matches EVER, and this guy was about “okay”, so yes, i’m not surprised a silver team could find him “really bad”.
Anyway, i feel like i created a shitstorm, so sorry about it… or not maybe, since it’s actually pretty funny to see the huge and false ego of our favourite traitor to be confronted to the general opinion about him.
So, in a nutshell, trial him at your own risk, he is “meh”, will betray you, he has the biggest ego a d5 ever had, rage and bitch about trolls on his own recruitement post, he is arrongant and unmanageable.
Leaders, gentlemen, now back to the studio!
I’d like some, Unato, I’d love to watch a fight between STEPHEN and anyone, really :)))
Can I have popcorn as well ?
no, we don’t want cobz parasits
Well, fuck it then :< I'll grab some by myself.
i hope you get choked
no u
We’re communists. Pop corn for everyone!
*throw some at all your faces*
Is there any pop corn left ?
Best recruitment post ever. I hope you’ll find the D6 team you are looking at.
lf cheeky answer to unato’s post
Hi
Happy holidays guys!
https://i.imgur.com/p1vl27a.jpg
16:43 – teshi: mate ur shit at demo what are u even doing stop embarassing urself
16:43 – 8-): yes
16:44 – teshi: ur like mid steel at best
16:44 – 8-): yes
16:45 – teshi: i am sorry i know ur hurtin
16:45 – teshi: but u just gotta live with bein shit
16:45 – teshi: and bein french
16:45 – teshi: must suck
16:45 – 8-): yes
“mad?” – Taylor Swift 2014-1
get fucked