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ScoutSoldier  Div 4 Skill, 6v6

European Team Colonslash: Potat

Posted by Spike Himself: | Last Online:

We be needing 2 scouts and a roamer!

You:
– Can play WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY and SUNDAY starting 20.00 CE(S)T
– Speak English understandably
– Have strong DM AND braincells
– Can take/give constructive criticism
– Ability to LISTEN to calls and shut up if you disagree with maincaller

We're looking for div 4 level players. If you do not have any Div 5 match history on ETF2L, don't apply.

We:
– Got dumped by half our team after S16 ended :(
– Are TC's latest academy project (original line-up consisted of players entirely new to 6v6)
– Have a 10000 slot mumble (yes, that is ten thousand)
– Have a TF2 server located in Roubaix, France, and an online STV demo archive.
– Play WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY and SUNDAY starting 20.00 CE(S)T

Add Spike on steam (if you add anyone else we won't trial you – yes, we do expect you to be able to read, too).

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35 Comments

  1. Reservoir dog: TC.Express said:

    We have a 10 000 slot mumble.

  2. T0m: (ETF2L Donator) said:

    shitters.

  3. sidestep: (ETF2L Donator) - bobs said:

    incoming circlejerk

  4. Sepu: (Kovein) - 0fo said:

    The number of slots is over 9000!

  5. Spike Himself: TC said:

    Indeed!

    ps. the recruitment post says “yes, we do expect you to be able to read, too”. This isn’t just a joke. If you add anyone else in our team about trialing, or don’t actually have the minimum div5 experience we ask for, we won’t trial you, no matter how good you think you are.

    Sorry if that’s offensive. One day you will be team leader and deal with trialists, and then you will understand ;)

  6. Spike Himself: TC said:

    bump

  7. fraac: JOHN - CENATION said:

    limit your search to div5 and you would’ve missed Astt, juhq, IronB, scrab, and others I don’t even know about who effortlessly skipped to d4 or d3

  8. Spike Himself: TC said:

    Missing out on a few potiental big deals is a lot less annoying than getting triple the amount of non-big deals.

    It’s only a “common sense” filter anyway.

  9. Spike Himself: TC said:

    ^

  10. NuTRiCuLa: D925 - AVN said:

    2bad ;(

  11. Permzilla: (Legend) - (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ - WiK? said:

    marik is a sweaty nerd

  12. Reservoir dog: TC.Express said:

    no perm, marik is a sweet nerd

  13. NuTRiCuLa: D925 - AVN said:

    take mee my mic is fixeed :DD

  14. mttokki: Tikor said:

    Let’s a bumpabump

  15. PaRa said:

    Added Spike for trialing. :)

  16. Oupa: Nave said:

    Added spike and talked to him on steam but i dont think he read the message :P
    When you read my message spike let me know what you think.

  17. Reservoir dog: TC.Express said:

    Whoever gets into this team will get Fear 3 on Steam from me.

  18. Moffli said:

    ^

  19. mttokki: Tikor said:

    I’ll take the fear 3 res

  20. Spike Himself: TC said:

    Bump; now also looking for roamers.

    We have plenty of scouts to trial atm – I’ll post here when we’re looking for more.

    @Oupa just message me again, and keep messaging me until I reply :D
    I don’t ignore anyone deliberately, I just miss messages sometimes

  21. Frozen Monkey said:

    Added for a trial

  22. Onion Boy said:

    “If you do not have any Div 5 match history on ETF2L, don’t apply.”

    People like Sideshow (AKA Poopshow) never had Div 5 match history, and look at him now. You could be missing out.

  23. tavi: A51 said:

    onion boy ur ours so stfu

  24. Bonus said:

    I can roam.

  25. Daul said:

    Best team :)

  26. ThaZimmer said:

    Interested in a roamer trial :)

  27. DraQu said:

    Added you regarding trial

  28. NukeAcid: RGB - DANK! said:

    Hey,

    I would like to trial for scout.
    I have played platinum sniper and i play div 2 scout in hl, i have also played 6v6 div5 and have been subbing for div 4 /3 teams

  29. Relior: hf said:

    Added Spike for a trial as roamer

  30. CanFo: (Legend) - [HA] - #T4F said:

    This looks like Spike needs some tips how to properly look for new players for his team. You should really trial EVERYONE or you might miss out on some big deals!

  31. Spike Himself: TC said:

    Yeah.. See you next year lol

  32. fraac: JOHN - CENATION said:

    if you have the time and data wrangling skills you can actually do a ton of pre-trial sorting

  33. Julien: Script said:

    Added spike for roamer trials

  34. Cuttlefish: 6v6 said:

    CanFo – like he said, the amount of deals missed out on doesn’t even come close to the amount of timewasters due to big egos.

  35. Spike Himself: TC said:

    I do believe CanFo was being sarcastic :p