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Week 7

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by Useless (Team Colonslash: Express)



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European Team Colonslash: Ambition vs European Team Colonslash: Express
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Team Colonslash: Express (9) haiku, .zero, Munky, JustJosh, Mora, FrostByte, Spyro, Useless, Simba
Team Colonslash: Ambition (9) Hammock, cmd, .Selo, kryma, Flow., MARS^, Selek, Setsul, Synrise


  1. Default Date said:

    A default date has been set for this match by ETF2L.
    The default date is: Thursday, 17 December 2015, 20:00
    Please play this match on the appointed time and submit the results.
    If the default date does not suit you, please contact your opponent and ask them to reschedule.

  2. .zero: -chess- said:

    Ignore all comment of haiku pls. ty

  3. Setsul: 50829 said:


  4. Leagle_: + - ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡9 said:

    Good luck TC.. oh wait :D

  5. kryma said:


  6. WML said:

    2 TC derbies in 1 season oh boy

  7. haiku said:

    ……….||…/…… (^)(^)` ……..\
    ……….||..|………… ……………I
    …….,|.||…. С Новым годом ……

  8. haiku said:

    Omg, you’re like the most ignorant, and most stupid person I have ever heard.
    You don’t even know any thing about chinese and japanese and talk big, you fucking retard.

    First of all, the chinese language doesn’t even use syllables. YOU use syllables to translate it, because YOU are not able to read the language.

    On the other hand “NONG BONG NONG FONG DONG” doesn’t make any sense at all, because those words are non-existant.
    AND if you are referring to Japanese, don’t use these words because they don’t even hit the right pronounciation of this language, I think you are not able to differentiate between chinese and japanese.

    After all, even if you translate the Kanji with the same syllable…most asian languages base on pronounciation.
    If you have ever thought about those languages with a common sense of your nazi-like brain you would know that.

    You are just a dumbfuck with no knowledge of the world at all, go fuck yourself and die.

    I wrote this for your sake.

  9. Menty: (๑╹ω╹๑ ) - Nein said:

    I always grab my dick when an earthquake happened. Then, my hand automatically strokes dick. I feel as if I have sex with the earth. The fear fades away.

  10. Menty: (๑╹ω╹๑ ) - Nein said:

    You think airshots take concentration? Try playing mge in GFM clan after someone in the server just added spire called relior and the stupid spire idiot has stolen all the ELO from MGE Mike, all whilst trying to reach deep into the strat book for the extra cheesy counterjumps. Now THAT is making freelo. This is just a bunch of counterjumping div 4 players with no hats with a server full of genelemen spectating intently at you.. uhh no thanks. Ill take the fame of being the #1 ranked direct hitter in all of GFM clan.

  11. cube said:

    cast: http://www.twitch.tv/cubescast

  12. haiku said:

    will there be interviews cube!?!
    if so can I shoutout my waifu?

  13. cube said:

    :S ok

  14. Chronos: BMS said:


  15. Selek: Dr. med. said:

    Team Colonclash!

  16. haiku said:

    >be me
    >have autistic brother
    >brother loves tf2 and minions
    >literally runs through the house, screaming PAPAYA BANANA and throwing plushies at me.
    >One day, he logs on to the steam community market, and buys like seven “Shiny taunts” and around twenty gibuses or something.Also a giant bananna hat.
    For those of you who don’t know, each unusual taunt costs around 300 dollars. Gibuses I dont even know, but it’s not that much. The bananna hat is like 30 dollars.
    >I ask him why he bought all this shit even though he knows mom will beat out asses
    >”They just looked so shiny and I wanted to give them a home and they looked like the conga the minions do”
    >Mom returns
    >blames me
    >Yells for like four hours at me, brother gets off scot free because he’s autistic.

    Other stupid shit he’s done
    >changed my steam account name to minionsROCKbob
    >messaging my friends about minions so much that they blocked and removed me
    >when people laugh he thinks they are crying and tells them to just “smile smile smile” something from my little pony

  17. Atzebumm: (ETF2L Donator) - Dr. med. said:

    @chronos maybe these teams are in the bottom half of high because ambition beat them B)
    You could also argue they only lost to the probably best team in high ;)

    @cuba cast in german? :3

    Gl luck to both TCs

  18. .Selo said:

    haiku stop

  19. Aoshi: (Legend) - (๑╹ω╹๑ ) - GRAHAM said:

    Never stop haiku

  20. Chronos: BMS said:

    @atzebumm because all those teams are so demoralised at managing to lose to ambition that they just have to fold or go on to lose other games? Good point ;) I just feel that teams should be playing those around them on the table like we’ve done though

  21. Synrise: (ETF2L Donator) - GIEL said:

    There are playoffs for a reason.

  22. .Selo said:

    Better safe the rest for later Chronos, when it maters.

  23. Atzebumm: (ETF2L Donator) - Dr. med. said:

    @chronos if you wouldnt have beaten them in week 1, they’d be in your position, you’d be in their position (with weaker schedule). thats how the system works. thats why there are playoffs.

  24. haiku said:

    A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
    He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
    He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
    While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
    “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
    I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

    She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

  25. sicko: CSG.DEJI said:


  26. .zero: -chess- said:

    gg guys and synrise.

  27. haiku said:

    http://logs.tf/1159016 Combined Logs (thanks to my main man joshua (the soldier not the heavy))

    looks like the anime memes will continue for another 1 or 2 game – ̮ ̮-

  28. JustJosh said:

    Good Game TC Friends, close throughout (especially via)

  29. Selek: Dr. med. said:

    We are disappointed to lose, but both maps were really intense and you earned your victory.

    Have fun in playoffs, maybe we’ll meet again :)

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