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Division 4B

Week 5

Date Scheduled:
Results submitted:
by alba (Saints)



2 - 3 (golden cap)

[Screenshots: A B ]



4 - 6

[Screenshots: A ]

Jamaica nervousENERGY Cosmic Latte vs Sweden Saints
1 - 5


SteamID Screenshots: A


Saints (6) Dennia, No Brain, ondkaja, dAGNER, Maffi, alba
nervousENERGY Cosmic Latte (6) mayu, Monkeh, ryder, kham, zen1th, onerule


  • Map 1 (cp_process_b10fix): Source TV [Pruned] by Monkeh (173 Downloads)
  • Map 2 (cp_badlands): Source TV [Pruned] by Monkeh (207 Downloads)


  1. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    I can’t play next wednesday, 17th.

  2. Default Date said:

    Because this match has not been scheduled by either of the teams, a default date has been set for this match.
    The default date is: Tuesday, 16 October 2012, 21:00
    Please play this match on the appointed time and submit the results.

  3. Maffi: REVERTO said:

    this gun be good

  4. AeZ!: TP said:

    please make sure you have stv, this is gonna be one hell of a game and I bet every div4 player would like to see it to learn from these teams

  5. Ond kaja: BM said:

    Of course, STV will be posted when the server is decided on, for the pleasure of our fanboys.

  6. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    This is looking like a title decider to me…

    Last time we crossed paths Saints’ server had no STV capabilities so I presume it will have to be ours for this one.

    Not sure why you guys think we have bad servers, because we don’t, feel free to try it for yourselves: connect; password download

    If that’s OK, (not had any complaints so far), then sweet, see you on.

    If there’s any interest in hearing our god awful comms during the game, we have a mumble channel for spectating with a 90 second delay to match the stv, so feel free to post here and I can give out the details of that too.

    Looking forward to this one, should be a good game.

  7. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    Och nu en notering för våra svenska vänner i sitt modersmål, kommer detta att vara en riktigt precis återgivning av det budskap jag försökte förmedla till er, detta har jag väldigt lite i vägen för tvivel.

    Jag ser att du har bilder på några av historier mest ökända skurkar och despotiska härskare bär änglavingar på dina avatarer, de tidigare nämnda helgon ditt team namn. Detta är otroligt ironiskt överväger de var alla onda jävlarna, förtjänar en plats i den brinnande djup icke-befintliga helvete istället för att helgonförklarad. Jag menar verkligen, vad de lär i den svenska skolan?

    The Killing Fields i Kambodja var en sann skräck, 2 miljoner oskyldiga mördade utan anledning än deras kung och härskare går lite galen. The Killing Fields, ( ), baserades på en sann historia du vet.

    De fattiga, förklarade “icke önskvärd” av sin regering och slaktade. I detta land vi hålla bara oönskade på en rådets egendom och har gjort med det …. inte säker på vilket är värre att vara helt ärlig.

    Hur som helst, nog av Goole translate och min dravel, hoppas jag att vi har ett bra spel av TF2 och får det bästa laget vinna … denna match och ganska säkert efter att uppdelningen också.

    CU @ MID etc: D

  8. cmd: (ETF2L Donator) - LEGO said:


  9. dAGNER: FAINT said:

    I see that you’ve got a money as your avatar but you are most likely not a monkey in real life. I recommend that you watch Curious George, it has a monkey in it:

  10. Ond kaja: BM said:

    Monkeh speaks better Swedish than Dennia

  11. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    I am a money in real life, a singular piece of money. Try to own me please.

  12. Darkdwarf: [MvP] said:

    Monkeh, learn some shit about communists…

  13. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    Surely it doesn’t make any sense…it’s google translate ffs?!

    I didn’t even really look at the avatars, just presumed one would have been Monsieur Pot. Should be there guys if he isn’t, geez.


  14. iZonlul: LEGO - LEGO said:


  15. Snapphanen: [MvP] said:


  16. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    So I heard this game was off, something to do with Saints being scared…or something.

    We playing tonight or not please?

  17. dAGNER: FAINT said:

    Silly money. You’re not a person, you’re just a money. You can’t write things. You can’t even use a computer.

  18. smarT: -><- said:

    Monkeys can use computers, but I think they are better with google translate.

    ” I bet every div4 player would like to see it to learn from these teams”
    Since when can you actually learn anything from Ond kaja? ;)

  19. Blacky said:


  20. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:


  21. dAGNER: FAINT said:

    Trams! <3<3<3<3<3

  22. mayu: FaZe - One punch man said:


  23. Ond kaja: BM said:

    Yeah we’re wildcarding. Not because our medic IS FUCKING RETARDED AND HAS NO COMPUTER THAT CAN RUN TF2 ATM, but because we’re scared.


  24. Ond kaja: BM said:

    Your server sucks btw, we would rather play on an official ETF2L server sponsored by Multiplay the most bestest storage retailer in England and the civilised world.


  25. Sonny Black: (Legend) - SUAVE said:

    A wildcard has been taken for this match by Saints.
    You must reschedule and play this game before 30/10/2012.

  26. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    Our server really doesn’t suck and if you think a multiplay server will be any better then you are a very strange person indeed.

    We play on our server every night and never get any problems or complaints, I have no idea why you think it’s so bad…why would we pay to have our servers hosted badly, it makes no sense…

    We can always borrow one off some friends or something if it really doesn’t work, (but I shall insist on you guys at least joining on the night to see), sure I could beg one off of IDK or TC or someone.


  27. Ond kaja: BM said:

    I have bad ping on TC’s and IDK’s servers as well. It’s my ISP and their bad routing to be honest (cAPS lives in the same area and has the same ISP, same problems for him), I just like blaming my bad ping on the servers themselves. Ironically, ETF2L’s official servers (at least those who are located in Germany) actually provides good ping for us. But yeah, I could always borrow a server that has good ping from friends, provided they have SourceTV.

  28. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    Oh righty then. German server wouldn’t kill any of us spose. Let’s just get the game organised first and then we can sort a server.

    One of ours actually has bad routing to our server as well, I bet he is in a similar area and uses the same isp too…mebbe.

  29. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    lol, could have sworn we had a swede or two..but no…I just fail at life.


  30. dAGNER: FAINT said:

    I was going to see that movie you recommended but i ended up seeing this instead: Figured they’re pretty much the same.

  31. Ond kaja: BM said:

    On a side note, none of our avatars depict Pol Pot.

  32. cmd: (ETF2L Donator) - LEGO said:

    bonerkiller :(

  33. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    gg guys, it seems you already got this won :/

    “Division 4 in ETF2L and are unbeatable this season.” From here:

    It seems we have no chance… Shame, was looking forward to this one too.

    Ah well, nvm.

  34. Ond kaja: BM said:

    gg ez season

  35. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:


  36. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    Thank you for your attention in this game arranging situation and I can assure you one of our war arrangers will be along soon to ascertain the validity of the date and time of your proposal.

    Should be cool though.

  37. cmd: (ETF2L Donator) - LEGO said:

    30th of October? But thats like, a week from now ;_;

  38. cmd: (ETF2L Donator) - LEGO said:

    Why do you do this to me

  39. iZon: LEGO - LEGO said:


  40. Ond kaja: BM said:

    Heed my warning! You’re next!

  41. smarT: -><- said:

    At last! a suitable sponsor, GO GO!!!111!!

  42. Maffi: REVERTO said:

    jävla bög spam?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

  43. Strawberry Pirate: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    Inb4 we lose last 2 matches and end third.

  44. Strawberry Pirate: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    Did we all want 20 cet btw…would much rather have it at 21 if we can.

  45. zen1th: LEGO - LEGO said:

    Ond Kaja told me he scheduled it for 21.00 but for some odd reason it shows up as 20.00.

  46. Ond kaja: BM said:

    Yeah, I entered 21:00 in the schedule proposal thing (twice) but it still shows up as 20:00 for some reason. We’re playing 21:00 and not 20:00.

  47. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    Oh…daylight saving this weekend innit. Clocks go back so it fooks up the timings.

    As long as we all know it’s 21 CET then it’s gravy.

    Also, not sure I like being focussed. Focus on nervousENERGY Cosmic latte says your website, (which is really nice btw)….nah, don’t bother, you got this.

  48. Ond kaja: BM said:

    Will be postponed to next week, due to me being scared and not being able to play tomorrow. :(

    Admin’s and opponents’ permission given.

  49. emb: (Legend) - ciortai said:

    An extension of one week has been approved for this match.

    Please play this match and submit the results before Wednesday, 7th of November.

  50. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    Then it will be our turn to use a wildcard. This game shall be played sometime in 2013.

    Merry Christmas everyone.

  51. alba: BM said:

    Omfg lets postpone it to 25th june 2043 while we are postponing this, kaja gay :((((((

  52. Ond kaja: BM said:

    I can’t play 25th june 2043, how about Jul 3rd?

  53. Ununoctium said:

    Go Fjortis!

  54. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    Let us play this game of TF2. let us all be in super serious mode. let us become enraged with each other so we can provide many comments of hate for the amusement of our community. let us be bad losers and arrogant winners. let us embrace the very worst of humanity and cry like babies when we get trounced. Let us whinge and moan about pings and servers and whitelists not being current. Let us argue about mercs being allowed. Let us endeavour to provide entertainment for any viewers on STV by being comically bad at this game. Let us.

  55. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    Oh yeah, also, can’t play Monday 5th.

  56. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    Oh yeah, or Tuesday 6th, accreditation thing for work.

  57. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    OH YEAH!!!!

  58. Ond kaja: BM said:

    We can play Wednesday. It’s actually beyond the schedule deadline but who cares.

  59. Ond kaja: BM said:

    Oh wait, it’s not. My fault.

  60. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    In the event this ultimate of all ultimate games finally gets resolved, I foresee a number of disappointed etf2l users.

    I say this as an avid etf2l user myself.

    I say this, because there are few things better than a match page full of rage and controversy and angry back and forth arguments and bile.

    This match, with it’s inordinate number of comments, will draw all the flies to the shit, licking their proboscis’ in eager anticipation of the mother of all shit storms.

    They shall have to face the disappointment of seeing the utter drivel that has been vomited onto the page by myself and others above and never be able to get the time back they wasted on reading as far as they did, I sure hope they got this far.



  61. Ond kaja: BM said:

    This is the most commented match in s13, do we get any prize for that achievement?

  62. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    How about a predictions game? For funzies.

    I will give 10 whole English pounds to anyone that guesses the correct scores for both maps. Seriously. Or I’ll buy you a 10 pound steam game or something.

    I’ll go first.

    Process: fortis 4:3 nervous ENERGY (Golden cap)
    Badlands: fortis 5:2 nervousENERGY

    No guesses made after 21:00 CET on the 7th count.


  63. Ond kaja: BM said:

    5:0 fortis
    5:0 fortis


  64. Ond kaja: BM said:

    Not being biased btw, just giving myself some incentive to win the game :(

  65. Dennia: FAINT said:

    4-0 fortis badlands
    3-1 fortis process

  66. alba: BM said:

    4-3 golden cap to ne cosmic blatte
    5-3 fortis

  67. zen1th: LEGO - LEGO said:

    process: 5-4 ne
    badlands: 5-3 fortis

  68. cmd: (ETF2L Donator) - LEGO said:

    Process: 3-2 ne
    Lands of bad: 5-1 ne

  69. Dennia: FAINT said: this is how the match will be

  70. Coco: [d¿s] said:

    process: 5-1 fortis
    badlands: 5-2 fortis

  71. crouton: LEGO said:


    Both to fortis.

  72. vanilla: FAINT said:

    I believe in the zen, 5-0 5-0 to ne latte both maps.

  73. dAGNER: FAINT said:


  74. dAGNER: FAINT said:

    *Process: 6 – 1 Fortis
    Blands: 6 – 1 Fortis

  75. Darkdwarf: [MvP] said:

    5-0, 5-0 for fjortis. ezpz.

  76. Ununoctium said:

    4-2 Process to Fortis.
    5-1 Badlands to Fortis

  77. iZon: LEGO - LEGO said:


  78. LaMqTa: fenneks said:

    process 2-5 saints
    badlands – 4-3 NE

  79. humbug: .:ne:. said:

    badlands 3-2 ne
    process 5-3 ne

    not that i’m bias in any way :)

  80. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    A-hahaha, this is cool :D

    Just a heads up, we may have this game cast on vanillatv too…possibly…mebbe.

  81. Scream1e: elev8 said:

    This is would be a interesting match.. Really want to see this! Think its gonna be a equal match..

  82. huhystah said:

    5-0; 5-0 for Ond Kaja

  83. Kvux: /./ - LEGO said:

    4-3 3-4

  84. Smirre said:

    3-5 4-2

  85. rts: PrettyGay said:

    4-1 4-4 (4-5 GC)

  86. FlagZero: guru - G-Yoda said:

    proces 4:0, fortis
    bad 3:1 fortis

  87. Hovis said:

    Process: 3 – 1 to NE Cosmic
    Badlands: 2 – 4 to Fortis

  88. punct: Do be - said:

    Process: 2-1
    Badlands: 1-6

  89. AcidReniX: RaWr :: said:

    Badlands: nervousENERGY Cosmic Latte [2] [5] fortis.swe – Saints
    Process: nervousENERGY Cosmic Latte [0] [5] fortis.swe – Saints

  90. Heffron: 8{ - .:ne:. said:


    Process: fortis 1:3 nervous ENERGY
    Badlands: fortis 2:4 nervousENERGY

  91. alba: BM said:

    vanilla tv stream this, best event since premiership finals :PPPppPPpPPPpppPPpPPPpPPpPpPPpppppPPP

  92. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    @Heffron: What’s a go go gone?

    herpa derpa dumm de doo, my ickle brain is full of poo.


  93. Rainbow said:

    5-0 5-0 for ne…obviously 15 min steamroll (zen 2 stronk)

  94. Heffron: 8{ - .:ne:. said:

    @ Monkeh: After this game, Fortis will be go go gone ;)

  95. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    Heffron 2 stronk!!

  96. TheShadoW: trolltech - [MC] said:

    2-4, 0-5

  97. CanFo: (Legend) - [HA] - #T4F said:

    process: 4-3 fortis
    badlands: 5-3 fortis
    nE to fail horribly at their pushes to last.

  98. h1: :3 - BM said:

    process 2-1 NE
    badlands 5-0 fortis

  99. Ace said:

    5-1 fortis
    3-4 gc NE

  100. Blinky said:


    gl n hf

  101. Heck: 98 said:

    5-0 6-1

  102. Käterfas: FSVL said:

    3:3, 3:3 gl hf

  103. Aura said:

    1:2 fortis
    4:3 ne

  104. reservoir_dog: TC.Express said:


    For Nervous Energy.

    Good luck guys.

  105. Setlet: TCM said:

    5-3 to fortis
    3-4 as a golden cap to :ne:

  106. caned: MEAT - LEGO said:

    3-2 process

    5-3 badlands

    both for ne

    i want money

  107. Rdios: REVERTO said:

    5-2 process
    5-0 badlands

    fortis ez win


  108. Vladi: TIDS said:

    4-2 process

    6-1 badlands

    for nervous energy

  109. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    So far the prediction count goes like this:

    Fortis have been predicted to win Process 20 times and badlands 21 times
    Cosmic Latte have been predicted to win process 15 times and badlands 15 times with 3 maps called a draw.


  110. mayu: FaZe - One punch man said:


  111. profix: FLANK said:

    This is even better than our standoff in 4A. Both teams won everything so far, wow! GL both! :)

  112. Leif said:

    Process: 4-2
    Badlands: 2-5

  113. Daleth: ti. - [PG] said:


  114. Zylaen: FaZe said:

    4-2 nervous on Process.

    3-2 fortis (Golden Cap) on Badlands.

  115. dAGNER: FAINT said:


  116. zen1th: LEGO - LEGO said:

    So we’re the underdogs…

  117. alba: BM said:

    Someone should stream this shiettttt

  118. iZon: LEGO - LEGO said:

    did i won?/saints

  119. iZon: LEGO - LEGO said:

    5-0 5-0 to fortis since they wn agsint div 2 teams makes them div 2 ))))))))))))))))

  120. Marik said:

    4-1 for ne on process
    4-3 for ne on badlands

  121. Ununoctium said:

    Cast please :)

  122. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    Cast wont be happening as highlander starts tonight in the premiership…ikr…booooo, but we need to sort out a server, feeling a German etf2l one would be best, then we can get a relay up and everyone can watch us lose badly.


  123. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    Also, 123 comments has to be a record?

  124. Wave Man: <WtR> - <{RiD}> said:

    2-4 on Process, 1-6 Badlands. Go fortis.swe!

  125. Darkdwarf: [MvP] said:

    DDR Ratings for everyone’s pleasures:

    Saints– 26/30
    NoBrain 5/5
    Maffi 5/5
    Ond Kaja 5/5
    cAPS 1/5
    Dennia 5/5
    alba 5/5

    NE– 23/30
    Monkeh 5/5
    Onerule 2/5
    Kham 5/5
    Ryder 2/5
    Showzie 4/5
    Zen 5/5

  126. dAGNER: FAINT said:

    Nigga, you just went full retard.

  127. No Brain said:

    Badlands 6-1 fortis wins
    Process 4-2 fortis wins
    That’s is how it is.

  128. alba: BM said:


    Saints– 15/30
    NoBrain 0/5
    Maffi -5/5
    Ond Kaja 0/5
    cAPS 5/5
    Dennia 5/5
    alba 10/5

    NE– 30/30
    Monkeh 5/5
    Onerule 5/5
    Kham 5/5
    Ryder 5/5
    Showzie 5/5
    Zen 5/5

  129. ryder: Animate said:

    wtf 2 points

  130. alba: BM said:

    heavyisgps will stream this game so you’ll find him here:

  131. Blacky said:

    alba you suck at math

  132. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    127 slot relay up too

    Good luck have fun everyone :D

  133. alba: BM said:

    glfh :D

  134. humbug: .:ne:. said:

    relay details

  135. Leif said:

    Maffi -5/5 and Alba 10/5 are probably the most likely predictions rating among those.

  136. Daleth: ti. - [PG] said:

    I’m casting this on the VanillaTV mumble, cu on!

  137. Ond kaja: BM said:

    Did I won?

  138. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    Great game guys, well played.

    Best team won tbh.

    See you in div 3…oh wait, these guys will see you in div 3.

    Good luck.

  139. oneru1e said:


  140. Dennia: FAINT said:

    Great game was very even :P

  141. Hallow: KKK - P.O.P said:

    Monkeh I’ve said this before but I’d say we can comfortably establish it by now. Swedes are smart and brits are stupid.

  142. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    lol hallow

    I concede the point


  143. Hallow: KKK - P.O.P said:

    gg no re

  144. alba: BM said:

    cya tonight monkeh <3

  145. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    So nobody won monies…

    Special mention for CanFo as the most accurate…and me, I was very close too.

    I shall buy myself a steam game with the funds and proceed to be bad at that as well.

    Cheers to everyone for having a guess, was a nice little bit o’ fun.


  146. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    I’m gay

  147. Monkeh: .:ne:. - .:ne:. said:

    Thank you my lovely girlfriend abusing my trust…wishing for something doesn’t make it true.

  148. ondkaja: BM said:

    Nice bump

  149. dAGNER: FAINT said:


    u lurkin in the past too? feelsbadman.jpg

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