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LERN ENGILS WIT SPIEK
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Rule #1: You are illiterate. You do not “have” an illiterate, because if you had, I’d say “your illiterate [..]”.
Rule #2: Which witch ate my sandwich? Get it right.
Rule #3: I couldn’t care less. Could NOT! If I could, I wouldn’t bother pointing it out. Only Americans -due to their competitive nature- battle to see who can care the least.
Rule #4: The alot is a drawn animal some girl on the internet made up as a coping mechanism. If you have lots of something, you have “a lot” of it. http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html
Rule #5: Colour. Yes, Valve couldn’t spell it right either.
Rule #6: I advise you to take my advice. Easy, yes?
Rule #7: Many coins and much coffee. Learn to count.
Most probably more to be added soon, I fear. Safety :D
(p.s. this is meant to be funny, I’m sorry if you think it isn’t :[)
Last edited by Spike Himself,
Quoted from Si^
Learn English from someone who is not English? No thanks!
The thread was originally to be titled “To Brits and other illiterates” but I feared people would miss the joke then.
Last edited by Spike Himself,
Actually valve’s spelling skills are immaculate. (Except for BLU)
American/ British spelling difference )))
Quoted from Anathema
American/ British spelling difference )))
Which, in this thread, is wrong. Just to get that cleared up! :D
(also “BLU” is not a spelling error; it’s an acronym)
Last edited by Spike Himself,
Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.
I will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy;
Tear in eye, your dress you’ll tear;
Queer, fair seer, hear my prayer.
Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it!
Just compare heart, hear and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word.
Sword and sward, retain and Britain
(Mind the latter how it’s written).
Made has not the sound of bade,
Say—said, pay—paid, laid but plaid.
Alot of people here could care less witch is the right way to spell things. You’re attempt is futile.
Clever little poem.
Quoted from Spike Himself
Clever little poem.
Of course, it’s written by a dutchie :D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chaos
http://www.madore.org/~david/misc/english-pronunciation.html
kankerspike :(
This being the off-topic forums doesn’t mean you should be derailing a thread like this. It’s still an English section.
> Removed all the Dutch spam and its fallout.
i wont tolerate my precious posts being classified as “dutch spam and its fallout” and wanted to decry that offically.
Quoted from Spike Himself
If the below text offends you
Shouldn’t it be “If the text below offends you”?
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