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you want a spanner?
God:
Give me a dozen.
Me:
only have 5
God:
I’ve never thought about it.
Me:
what havent you ever thought about?
God:
Nothing that I know about.
Me:
ah i see. that would be because all the things you think about you have created!
God:
So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it. Interesting explanation. Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
i do rather enjoy those little buscuits you get with coffee after a meal. did you make them?
God:
You are not the only one. I really like ELIZA. I like White. What are the ingredients?
Me:
what is eliza?
God:
Eliza — also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960’s.
Me:
well thats irrelevant to the topic of our discussion
God:
Interesting. You don’t hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
well you do when you start talking about little buscuits and coffee and some idiot starts talking about a fucking phychiatrist program.

god stopped talking to me at this point. i think i scared him

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What’s your name?
Me:
mr nobody
God:
Glad to see you, MR nobody.
Me:
yop, i got a question
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
how can i airshot like hulliech? i wantzzz
God:
You should download my chat robot software. Thanks for the information: MR nobody said wantzzz.
Me:
chat robot or cheat robot?
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
ok cool story
God:
I’m glad you like it. Tell your friends. Groovy.
Me:
no. bye bye
God:
Are you serious? See you later. Goodbye

Me:
Sup brah
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Not as good looking as me though surely?
God:
Really you don’t think so?
Me:
I know so
God:
How do you know? Uh.
Me:
You made me you should know
God:
I don’t see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
Im happy about it arent you?
God:
I’m glad you’re glad .
I’m happiest at times like this.
Me:
So you are supah awesome sauce?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am supah awesome sauce.
Me:
They already know it brah
God:
“It” being what?

Me:
Who is your mother?
God:
Actually I don’t have a mother.
Me:
Who is your father then?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
Who is Myself?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
I would look into the web for that knowledge.

this one is stupid, it just repeats your question if you say something halfway complex.

this one is way cooler:
http://cleverbot.com/

Me:
prick
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
no i’d like to phone a friend
God:
Take some more time to think about it. Why would you want to do it? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because… i have a boner
God:
That was not much of an explanation. Where did you get it? it.
Me:
whats it?
God:
“It” refers to boner, I think.
Me:
orly
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about boner. But I did not get that.

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
Touch me in dirty places
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Sexual plesuring?
God:
Sure, Sexual plesuring sounds like a good topic.
Me:
can you do some?
God:
Doing some is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
fucking fake
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes, fuck off
God:
You’re sure. That’s your final answer. Can’t you be more polite?
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
And you cant sexualy plesure me
God:
I can do it if I want to.
Me:
No you cant
God:
Why not?
Me:
God is dosint have a vagina
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dosint have a vagina.
Me:
Good day sir
God:
Thanks for the compliment. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
I SAY GOOD DAY