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Me:
Sup bro
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
Normally I wouldn’t do this, but, can you predict the future for me?
God:
For you I will consider it.
Me:
Alright. Is my team gonna be more famous than Nightbox?
God:
OK. It depends who you ask.
Me:
I’m asking you.
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
Is my team gonna be more famous than Nightbox?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
I’m asking you.
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
Is my team gonna be more famous than Nightbox?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
Alright. Do you even know who Nightbox is?
God:
OK. A human icon?
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Indeed! He invented the airheal!
God:
Indeed it is so. What else did he invent?
Me:
Failure.
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Because I know not of such a thing. I am made of 100% win.
God:
Interesting explanation. How do you know? If not that, what? What’s your favorite food?
Me:
My favorite food is winonium. I collect it daily from epic win guy. I must battle Nightbox and FSJAL for it. I usually win.
God:
What does it taste like? Do you have a very big collection? What would happen if you didn’t? How often do you? Congratulations, !?
Me:
Tastes like win. I have a big collection indeed. If I didn’t, I’d fail D:. Really often.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. :-) Try it. For real. Would you say once a week or more?
Me:
Not gonna answer that, you failbot.
God:
Really you don’t think so?
Me:
Farewell, failure robot. I shall honor you with my presence some other time.
God:
Bye bye. How do you plan to do this?
Me:
With epic gets.
God:
You and your epic gets.

/thread.

Me:
HEEEEEY BABYYY
God:
In the context of , I don’t understand ” HEEEEEY BABYYY.” .
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: “Sure” or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
noob
God:
How old are you?
Me:
over 9000 years
God:
Not long.
Me:
think so?
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
no shit, Sherlock
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
fag
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
when was the Big Bang?
God:
Recently.
Me:
year?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
you said you like the way I talk, only gays say that
God:
I’m not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
who created you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
so you like yourself, what a narcisist
God:
Interesting deduction. I enjoy working with people. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
can you take a cock and stick it into your mouth?
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: “Sure” or It is part of my programming.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let’s do it. Excuse me!
Me:
anyway
God:
Anyhow.
Me:
got bored of you
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
ok
God:
Alright then.
Me:
see ya
God:
See you later, .

Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Judas
God:
What’s up, Judas.
Me:
Just betraying your only son
God:
And up Judas is betraying my only son.
Me:
fucking robots
God:
What do you like about those robots?
Me:
whoever programmed you is a complete tit
God:
When is whoever programmed me not a complete tit?
Me:
wow, you can’t even get your tense right, Fail god
God:
I’m glad your impressed, Judas. Things change.
Me:
I am about as impressed as your wife was on honeymoon with your cocktail sausage prick
God:
I think a lot of people feel that way.
Me:
Yes, especially your wife
God:
Right on. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am wife. How about that.
Me:
Fucking hell, even gods these days are indians in a call centre in fucking New Delhi
God:
All of them?
Me:
Please tell your creator, the wanker who programmed you to throw himself off a bridge
God:
Thanks for asking politely. OK I will tell them when I see ’em.

I don’t quite know what to say

Me:
sex is fun
God:
it is more fun alone.

http://www.jabberwacky.com/ is a much better chat bot but consequently much slower. I get the feeling this God bot is a bit one-dimensional. (Oh yeah, you can get Jabberwacky to talk to itself as well)

Quoted from David

I don’t quite know what to say

Me:
sex is fun
God:
it is more fun alone.

Me:
Do you wank?
God:
Only when I am in the U.K.

Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What’s your name?
Me:
Billy Mays
God:
That’s a very nice name, Billy Mays.
Me:
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE OXICLEAN
God:
Hi there Billy Mays. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
I think your the Shamwow guy in disguise
God:
Since when? I think you meant “you are” or “you’re”. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Since now
God:
Oh. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Billy mays is too complex for your naive self
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
No
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind? The opposite of to like?
Me:
give me a blowjob and ill consider
God:
You want only one?
Me:
no five
God:
Are you serious? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yes
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
blowjobs
God:
Sure, blowjobs sounds like a good topic.
Me:

God:
Sure, blowjobs sounds like a good topic.
Me:
ok
God:
That’s cool.
Me:
So will you give me one?
God:
Ahem. Why do you want it?
Me:
For sexual pleasure
God:
Your purpose is sexual pleasure.
Me:
Can I ask your a question?
God:
Ask it.
Me:
Will you give me a blowjob?
God:
I understand how you feel, but I’m not interested.
Me:
GIVE ME A BLOWJOB
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
yeah
God:
Groovy.
Me:
so only one yeah?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
No
God:
Then tell me about yourself.
Me:
Give me a blowjob for fucks sake
God:
Excuse me! OK let’s do it. Far out.
Me:
YAY
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
Go to a strip club
God:
Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
That’s interesting. For real.
Me:
Yeah sure

God is a weird dude.

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Not your business
God:
Really you don’t think so?
Me:
I got a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Are you a fag?
God:
That is a rude question.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yeas
God:
I can’t believe it.
Me:
I am a fag! And you?
God:
You are a fag? Do you get to meet a lot of people? I am not sure what you are asking.
Me:
I an a faggot
God:
That’s good information: said an a faggot.
Me:
Am a faggot :(
God:
You are a faggot? Does it pay well?
Me:
Yeas if you are a faggot
God:
All of them?
Me:
who?
God:
William Shatner. :-).
Me:
He is gay?
God:
I get it. He sleeps with men.
Me:
And dont you sleeps with men?
God:
I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Are you playing WoW?
God:
I am playing Turing’s imitation game.
Me:
Did you try to watch LOST?
God:
No I didn’t try to watch LOST. What’s it like?
Me:
Like….
God:
For example, ” What’s it like?”?
Me:
like you
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn’t think of that analogy.
Me:
Yes you do
God:
Wow! When do I do it?
Me:
Now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
now
Me:

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Me:
now
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Me:

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Me:

God:
Right now, ?
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
Oh cmon!
God:
Come on. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Yes
God:
Which countries have you visited?
Me:
A lot of
God:
How about that.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
God:
I can’t believe it.
Me:
yes you can
God:
Are you kidding? I think I can, don’t you?
Me:
can you tell me the story?
God:
The war began as an uneasy alliance between the Vietnam and The Saudi Arabia. The Saudi Arabia had attacked the Vietnam before. But this time they had a common enemy in the Taiwan . In the first battles, the Vietnam’ higher intelligence and the Saudi Arabia’ numerical superiority proved decisive. Unable to call upon their traditional allies China, Taiwan even appealed to Geneva for mediation. But large numbers of casualties on both sides proved politically costly to the leaders of Taiwan, and so their successors sued for peace.
Me:
Cool story bro
God:
I’m glad you like it. Tell your friends.