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THE GUIDE TO BECOMING A MASTER COMBAT MEDIC
Created 23rd March 2011 @ 00:18
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Can’t tell if troll or just really stupid.
DO NOT HEAL OTHER TEAMMATES. This is an important one. You COULD be one of those weirdo hybrid (more like inbred) medics, but that’s really unnecessary. If someone is in front of you shouting “MEDIC!”, you could do a few things. Either don’t do anything, turn around, or shout “MEDIC!” back at them. You could also run away but I don’t suggest it. If you accidentally pull out your medi-gun and accidentally heal a teammate then commit suicide (in the game).
actually this
did taimou write this? ;D;D
“my name is Zach Braff”
clear troll
It doesn’t matter how many times Taimou picks the medic if he drops all his ubers
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2008/05/zach-braff-music-video.jpg
Last edited by Flogan,
Quoted from Skyride
Can’t tell if troll or just really stupid.
And you were saying I didn’t get obvious sarcasm?
Having a talented Combat Medic on your team in Team Fortress 2 is one of the most important keys to success
Most people only use the saw while right next to their enemy
I think this guy just re-wrote the rules of the game
How to be parasite medic.
1. Find heavy.
2. Heal heavy.
3. Never heal anyone else no matter how fully buffed the heavy is, how damaged the other people or how much they spam medic/mic rage.
4. ????
7. $$$$
Last edited by dodgydogman,
Quoted from dodgydogman
How to be parasite medic.
1. Find heavy.
2. Heal heavy.
3. Never heal anyone else no matter how fully buffed the heavy is, how damaged the other people or how much they spam medic/mic rage.
4. ????
7. $$$$
Yes, but what do you do when there’s no heavy in your team? Personally I just run around to find one or switch to pyro. The other 5 players in my team don’t know shit about the game anyway, the enemy is always pushing to our last cap within minutes. So then I can airblast their uber, very useful! I always see the other medic ubering the demo and soldiers, why doesn’t he understand he can get a lot more points if he’d uber a heavy? Besides all that, soldiers, demo’s and scouts are rude people, they always complain about not being healed. Go build a dispenser I tell you!
Quoted from Shabbaman
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Yes, but what do you do when there’s no heavy in your team?
Play a class that everyone else is playing too. Usually that’s spy.
I’m Zach Braff, a professional combat scrub.
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