Recruitment
Div 1/Div 2 Skill, 6v6
Dummy
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putting 2/1, not enough rage at the forums these days
This is going to be long =p
why I got kicked from zeikman:
I got mad a tad too much. I have a really, really immature habit of taking the reins in my hands. I'm a really (really, really, really) bad main caller and / or leader so when I do this I get mad.
there is no point trying to blame someone else because its my problem and my fault I got kicked – shitfly, while a swell guy, is a leader whos more democratic and more understanding of his players pov (in-game / outside of game).
the type of a main caller which is the only one suitable for me is one who is much more firm and strict and more blunt. be reasonable of course but for comparison I would prefer a grimbar or byte.
Basically: I'm not very smart and need someone to kick my ass when he sees something wrong with me. I can deal with this kind of bluntness but I am bad at taking hints =p
What I can offer (not much):
+ decent aim
+ I listen
+ if I get told something I will do it
+ I'm motivated to win
+ I can offclass very well as spoi and heavy :D
+ spotless english, though I stutter when I am very excited
+ Im not very dumb
-neither am I very smart, I will listen and try to adapt but sometimes I will interpret it wrongly.
the issue will eventually be resolved but some will take longer =c
-This is the biggest thing: im 99% sure i can only function in a team which has a main caller who leaves no room for debate in-game and commands the team all the time in-game. I'm all for accepting other peoples POVs outside of game but in-game, I need a hitler main caller to work =c
-never ever make me the main caller or leave room for another one besides you (because I'm stupid and will try to fill in any gaps) as it -will- make me rage and demotivate everybody else
-I need to know my role, a degree of freedom is alright but not too much e.g. whether I should be a pocket on a longer leash or a 3rd scout
– and plenty of other things which I will leave for everybody who knows me to fill in
for you,
I would prefer if you werent a new team unless you have the roles decided and / or have a v. good main caller who can organise the team efficiently (tldr i need a leash and a whip :D)
A server and mumble would be nice
I am not too interested in anything below div 2
Dont have any children or uncontrollable ragers on your team
I dont mind some rage but dont make it personal towards anyone =c
dont be casual or stuff, I have a drive to win and get higher and I would much rather prefer a team who is very motivated as well
talk about all the problems with everyone. steam mumble or the next day, i dont mind. but dont hold grudges, talk about any problem you think there is that you or anyone else has, w/e it is
cant stress de last point enough!
tldr i need a whip and a short leash from the main caller in and outside of game, none of that mature democratic stuff =x
cheers
Oh right, forgot a sort of important part ~_~
I play roaming soldier, either as 2nd pocket or as a 3rd scout. I would prefer to do one of those two, not play the inbetween man the 2 parts of the team but thats alright as well
I can also play demoman for a div 3/2 team as my inconsistency with it is more or less done
I can be very defensive or very defensive as demoman =p
for added emphasis, wtb being on a leash with a whip c=
edit: the rumour that im a massive anti social cunt ill leave to your mind 8D
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and yes, no surprise to be being kicked I guess (hi poxie =c)
Too much trolling the pickups! Good lad though, if you get serious with him and find the way to deal with him in your team, he will be proven worthy of your time.
Best of luck mate, hopefully you’ll find a new home soon.
+1 freshmeatt
also gj on writing so many words dummy, im proud!
thankee spike, clearly the longest anything I have ever written 8D
tbh i was already counting down the days from the second you joined the team on eft2l
watched some games from zeikman with comms and dummy wasn’t terrible
gl
Dummy, so dummy…
Not retarded at all, he’s great, just needs somebody that dares to shout ‘DUMMY SHUT THE FUCK UP!’, but definitely has the insight in the game and the self awareness to improve.
Good luck man :)
He’s definitely the Marmite of TF2 players but unlike Marmite, if you actually give him a chance he will surprise you with how tasty he is.
That came out wrong.
I meant good player. Yes. Good player. I was tempted to write “Div4 on good days ololo” like he did on my rec post but I decided to be the bigger man. At least that isn’t difficult with Dummy around.
STOP READING MY FUCKING COMMENT AND GET HIM IN YOUR TEAM. JESUS.
k
nice essay
pls pls
gl
2.3
ymmud
a well thought out and descriptive comment, faillen
You are a bit backwards indeed :D
lol teamless again lol tears
+ spotless english, though I stutter when I am very excited
lold hard
but tbh a really cool guy, especialy polish
no wait, aremikan
amerikan*
shit
poland > amerika, mate, remember dis
POLAND STROOOONKGGGGGGGGGG
19:57 – d. can mix or merc tonight: brb watching ponay
19:57 – d. can mix or merc tonight: s
the fuk just happend
He sees himself as a master troll but is actually almost as easy to bait as konr
EU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
Russian American combo, bad ping, dont pick up
18:31 – d. can mix or merc tonight: im a bad troll and should feel bad
18:31 – d. can mix or merc tonight: im going to kill myself now
18:31 – Popo Stark: nice one
18:31 – d. can mix or merc tonight: :(
18:31 – d. can mix or merc tonight: my skills are slipping
it was a simple mispelling stark :C
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dumdum
he good.
nice lad, if he puts on his serious face. Even nice when you whip him into kneeling!
One day I will exterminate his kind, until then he needs someone like me; however he can’t have me, so you’ll end up having to be a cheap copy.
Instructions on how to do that: 20€ per hour, paypal only
also worst pocket in existence, so roamer only preferably C:
Also lannable for i46 (possibly) and onwards, will be in uni by then
He cant play demo but hes a sick gay roamer <3
fag
noe
I secretly pity this guy. You really shouldjust recruit him.Dummy is a very nice guy bad@games tho ))))
jk
Dummy is a very nice person after a few hours of abusing each other over IRC :D, decent enough soldier and can easily play at a div2 level – has more aim than brain, lets face it dummy you iz dumb as fuck(i keed i keed) decent roamer – dogshit demo, pick him up ))))))))
DAMNU