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Div 1/Div 2 Skill, Highlander
kzr_
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Portuguese, 22 years old, gorgeous as a whale fabulous as a street bench.
Plot no jutso plays happen and therefore trinita decided to main spy again for bote, therefore since I have nothing left to know from being a sub in div2 I'm looking for a main spy spot at Div 1/2, has you may have seen in "LAWL NICE DIVS" I'm not only dedicated but can also defend my beliefs what I think is right for a team in wich I belong, plus:
– I can comm in english;
– Good mooded;
– 920 hours in class;
– Regular at pugs;
– Used to play on the underdog team;
– I spy on my POV's aftermatch and both really good spies – including major mentoring from lenny, and some from onv, inso, tutorial ;
– Disponibility from 20-21 CET almost everyday in the week;
– Can play every spy style but I confess my favorite is the gunspy with/in a strong flank, annoying the crap out of opponents, forcing übers with amby, checking enemy positioning, about 50/50 frags with gun/knife;
– Main spy in ETF2L S5 div3 + UGC S12 Plat;
Some Logs from oficials//
ETF2L S6 div2:
vs Dickmans http://logs.tf/210522 + http://logs.tf/210521
UGC S12 Plat:
vs TC http://logs.tf/214123
vs Splendid http://logs.tf/206615 + http://logs.tf/206576
vs Creetan http://logs.tf/200679
vs Freestyle Lumberjacks http://logs.tf/195437 + http://logs.tf/195470
vs 1RW http://logs.tf/183725 + http://logs.tf/183774
vs T9! http://logs.tf/172491 + http://logs.tf/172509
ETF2L S5 div3:
vs DANK! http://logs.tf/157112 + http://logs.tf/157088 (won't put lakeside ones because they are bugged)
vs [T-A!] http://logs.tf/140613 + http://logs.tf/140591
vs TTM http://logs.tf/136832 + http://logs.tf/136819
vs what? http://logs.tf/136684 + http://logs.tf/136720 + http://logs.tf/136757
vs T9! http://logs.tf/129438 + http://logs.tf/129516
I consider myself to have played shit against Creetan, T9! and very well against Freestyle, Dank, 1RW, TC
Youtube channel with some POVs/frags – youtube.com/kayzerTF2
Thanks you guys for the love, ' you're new players have as ego as big as a whale and skill has low as street bench '
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you’re new players have as ego as big as whale and skill has low as street bench
you’re new players have as ego as big as whale and skill has low as street bench
Tryhard whale recruit whale/10 would whale again
also extremely good looking would bang/10 massive whale
From what I’ve seen he has good aim and does annoy quite a lot. Don’t think D1 though.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you’re new players have as ego as big as whale and skill has low as street bench ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He is clearly superior to all spies in div 2. I dont think he can handle a div1 for the moment, but he trains a lot and next season he can really do it.
Now, kick your noob spy main and take him, he does the job.
A lot of peoples know him about the “LOW DIV” Drame. That’s sad, because you have to know him to be a good spy.
Know him for a long time, gud guy…
PREMIERDIVSHIP!!
This dude is one of the most dedicated players I’ve ever seen, always trying to improve his game, and he has done so massively in the few months that I’ve known him. Give him some space to grow and he’ll become a great asset to your team.
dedicated, seems nice but inconsistent
Good.
Not really d1.
his skill is probably around that of a medium-sized manatee
Should be good for Div 2, Div 1 if he try hards a lot.
Anyone can spy d1, I have never seen this guy tho
pato :3
Mentored by Le LazyDuck the div7 spy, this handsome rouge can pretty much carry your team in any autistic thread in the ETF2L forums. He is very hard working and has motivation as big as whale and english has low as street bench.
In the words of Avv the grand furry “PREM IS LIKE PREMATURE EJACULATION”, therefor k4yzer should be in prem, but since half bench skilled players are doing their fair share in prem, he will have to go a little lower in div1/div2 (maybe prem next season bro, when they post the next “lawl nice divs” thread).
What more? Well he can help your team with new elaborated tactics and teach you more about wireless keyboards. “And what about his skills?” , you may ask. Well, lets be honest, it’s not like you need a spy to drop ubers and get picks, that’s the snipers job (bloody campers). So drop your noob spy from your team and get kayzer! He can check mediguns at speed as big as cheetah and stay with the combo getting them sexy revolver kills and maybe headshots now and then.
What are you waiting for? Grab this sexy portuguese sailor and get to sail in an adventure in the autistic sea of Highlander!
Kayzer irl:
http://puu.sh/3c728
PS: I beat him in revolver vs amby mge (20-18) with sexy hs, in your face chopper! amby>revolver
PSS: Also void is bad
PSSS: Pato :3
Literally has the cutest voice ever,
void is bad
extra: http://puu.sh/7A2u9 kayzer irl at dance parties
Good spy, give him a nice home!
knows how to edit huds better than playing spy.
Very dedicated and well intentioned (+friendly), he will definately gain more consistency overtime.Give him a shot for sure.
BUMP4RUSSIA
He is part of that rare yet dangerous breed of gunspies, that I can tell.
Out of all the div1/2 level spies that I’ve played against, S1nedrion and him were the only one who could somehow manage to get under my skin.
He’s hot and cold. Sometimes he really pisses me off, sometimes he’s not doing too good. But that’s not his fault most of the times.
Just trial him and see for yourself I suppose.
Le Bump
(~￣▽￣)~ http://puu.sh/3c728 (~￣▽￣)~
(Kayzer irl)
Bump + trial me if you want to see irl pictures of me :3
lll
Not div 1 imo, has good aim and could improve his attitude a bit. Maybe next season if he’s dedicated and level headed about it.
You have never been my team mate in order to know my atitude. There’s a in-game opponent k4yzer, there’s a spy main k4yzer, and there’s a team mate k4yzer. All of them identities to fullfill a proper role
just wanted to point this out, because I believe there are more people thinking like you. either way thanks for the comment :)
https://i.imgur.com/0YIBUWF.png?1
popcorp: you can cheat outside but play fairly when playing official matches, it’s up to Valve to VAC ban players who are cheating
I don’t think ya ready for the jump2d1 Kayzer, most likely able to do div2 though, from what I’ve heard and seen in first or 2nd hand.
Needs better revolver DM doe.
Most inconsistent people i’ve ever played against. Sometimes he is easy div 1/2 others he’s around div 4. Meh give him a go seems fairly decent, needs to work on his aim though.
spy
@Zafus fyte me again
@B4n4n4m4n you sir have a pretty good aim + whale binds :)
what bonesponge said
Friendly bump <3
<3 jonhy – BUMP
B U M P
update with UGC PLAT stats
http://goo.gl/cXFQRp
He does the best Russian accent, oh wait that’s his normal voice…..
bump