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Scout  Mid Skill, 6v6

European MERPY

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yo team haha any flank or pocket please im desperate

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Team History

Action Team By Date
Joined The Crew: Ghostship [6v6] Charlie
Left CLARTED [6v6] sicko
Joined CLARTED [6v6] Charlie
Left gceu [6v6] MERPY
Joined gceu [6v6] Charlie
Left Flush Agency Headquarters [6v6] MERPY
Joined Flush Agency Headquarters [6v6] Matthes
Left goat candidates [6v6] MERPY
Joined goat candidates [6v6] EoN
Left The Bus Crew [6v6] MERPY
Joined The Bus Crew [6v6] Yohn
Left mr lizard [6v6] MERPY
Joined mr lizard [6v6] Matthes
Left CLARTED [6v6] Charlie
Left Muumit eSports [Highlander] MERPY
Joined CLARTED [6v6] sicko
Left Quaint Gaming [6v6] MERPY
Joined Quaint Gaming [6v6] Charlie
Left PAINT gaming [6v6] MERPY
Joined Muumit eSports [Highlander] Lurkki
Joined Georgia [National 6v6 Team] polis
Left Casual Alcoholics+ [6v6 Fun Team] MERPY
Joined Casual Alcoholics+ [6v6 Fun Team] Wilderhammer
Left i never really was on your side [6v6 Fun Team] Charlie
Joined PAINT gaming [6v6] MERPY
Left anal therapists [6v6] MERPY
Left big man like me wit a beard [Highlander] MERPY
Joined i never really was on your side [6v6 Fun Team] Charlie
Joined anal therapists [6v6] MERPY
Left we are bigfoot [6v6] MERPY
Joined we are bigfoot [6v6] MERPY
Joined big man like me wit a beard [Highlander] MERPY
Left keep your creamy buns out of my face [6v6 Fun Team] MERPY
Joined keep your creamy buns out of my face [6v6 Fun Team] eldocwho
Left still got the badge still got the gun [6v6] MERPY
Left _Target Gaming [6v6 Fun Team] NURWHAL
Joined _Target Gaming [6v6 Fun Team] mak
Left The Foreskin Devourers [6v6 Fun Team] MERPY
Joined The Foreskin Devourers [6v6 Fun Team] Klin
Left DPRK [6v6 Fun Team] MERPY
Left shitheads [2v2] MERPY
Joined DPRK [6v6 Fun Team] april
Joined shitheads [2v2] MERPY
Joined PREACHING PAUL [1v1] MERPY
Joined still got the badge still got the gun [6v6] MERPY
Left Strafe Into My Rockets [6v6] MERPY
Left whishyRage.tf [Highlander] iKill_
Joined Strafe Into My Rockets [6v6] triga
Joined whishyRage.tf [Highlander] iKill_
Left Yes! We're Open [6v6] MERPY
Left Unforeseen Consequences [Highlander] KoS_8BiT
Joined Unforeseen Consequences [Highlander] KoS_8BiT
Left SS. Disaster [Highlander] MERPY
Joined Yes! We're Open [6v6] JENNY
Left untitled team. [6v6] quibinary
Joined SS. Disaster [Highlander] El chippo
Joined untitled team. [6v6] quibinary
Left ramm [6v6] Triangle
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48 Comments

  1. seeds: TLR - -chess- said:

    im good and very nice and go to school

  2. Charlie: GHOST said:

    im good and very nice and go to school

  3. MERPY: GHOST said:

    TRUE

  4. ToemaS_: wG said:

    woof

  5. robin: PRXSM said:

    very keen
    he deserves a team

  6. Bycoon said:

    wanna win open

  7. kitty: :think: - Tissi said:

    good

  8. croix: traphouse - inVincible said:

    +

  9. ddf: ceo said:

    open

  10. MERPY: GHOST said:

    said by dodef

  11. ddf: ceo said:

    that doesnt deny the fact that youre open

  12. MERPY: GHOST said:

    and you have dimensia

  13. seeds: TLR - -chess- said:

    a l z h e i m e r ‘ s

  14. Princess Luna: TC said:

    He is pretty keen and a nice guy but needs to work on his dm alot

  15. mak: Gungaginga said:

    catbowcar is one of the most virtuous warriors of Islam I have ever had the pleasure to fight alongside.

    Legit a fine mid scout, just sculpt him to how you want him to play in your team (so might be tough mid season) and it will work out fine. Also pretty good on that sniper offclass.

  16. gatsan: BIOCHEMIST said:

    nice voice

  17. Spanns: :3 - DBLE said:

    pounds

  18. MERPY: GHOST said:

    still looking big man

  19. Klassy: wG - gandhi is said:

    dodefs open, cats keen and can play mid if his team is equally motivated

  20. seeds: TLR - -chess- said:

    ^

  21. Charlie: GHOST said:

    klassy said it very well

  22. seeds: TLR - -chess- said:

    he sex offender

  23. kola: Tissi said:

    :]

  24. MERPY: GHOST said:

    hi

  25. Matthes said:

    crazy dickhead

  26. Sprite said:

    give him a team or DIEath 4 u my friend

  27. .strix: E6 - SBQR said:

    he’s improving so fast, give him a mid team

  28. TBE pez: SUAVY - ; said:

    get this dickhead outta here lmao

  29. MERPY: GHOST said:

    HAHHAHAHHAHA

  30. seeds: TLR - -chess- said:

    love

  31. samii: myx - ONCE said:

    I remember I was walking down my local Tesco bread aisle looking for 50/50 wholeme/ white kingsmill bread yesterday then all of a sudden this mad man called cat peace came running after me in his triple black huaraches and whispered in my ears “ where the fuck is the shit at”

    I told him I didn’t know but I was lying , he let go off me with his big hands and after freeing me I realised I had a boner.

    That’s right, I had been touched. I ran home crying and called the police when I heard a shout saying “ OI WASTEMAN COME BACK HERE NOW “

    I turned around and to my shock he was there … the guy who had touched me …. catbowcar.

  32. samii: myx - ONCE said:

    I ran and ran and ran and soon enough the police were right next to me , but he didn’t care he analy fucked every single one of the feds then hizzed in their eyes. He then grabbed my hand and looked at me in the eye.

    I had found out I shat myself, he talked in his broad voice “ you lied to me you son of a noob” he pulled my trousers down and ate my ass out till I pooped all over his mouth

  33. MERPY: GHOST said:

    What the FUCK

  34. yaynos said:

    You wanna know what I think about when I workout? Sex. I think about fucking. Myself.
    More specifically fucking my wanting muscles. Yeah, those greedy little sex Vixens. Each flex, each tight squeeze, and they’re asking -no no, begging to be fucked.
    “Please…” they moan, against the metal’s dominating pin and the slutty pull of gravity’s desire. ‘Please……….more!………..harder!’ What else is there to do?
    I fucking give it to them.
    Each shove is another colossal thrust, I imagine penetrating my own pectoral muscles. I am gliding between the rippling fibres of chest meat.
    A spark of fatigue discharges like a bolt gun through Delt, pain scores the inner flesh like the crack of a whip.
    “Are you okay??” I ask. I am besides myself with concern.
    ‘I’m…okay, just…keep trying your hardest!” Delt winces.
    So brave.

  35. yaynos said:

    Under the naughty tickling burn of lactic acid they remain steady in their sultry squeezing and flexing, the musky scent of their salty tears drives me into a fucking frenzy.
    I am as hard as a fucking girder, my cock is a diamond. You could forge swords off of the anvil-like stiffness lurking in the dungeon of my nether region.
    Before finally, I am cumming. I am cumming so hard, with every fibre of my being, I let out a sonorous war cry, with all the hate and frustration and love I can muster, not unlike a spastic being beaten with a wooden spoon. Every muscle in my body is spasming in unison, they have finally become one. I am one. I am fucking myself.

  36. seeds: TLR - -chess- said:

    can we get an ETF2L Admin Cleanup™ in here please?

  37. Alive: GONZALES said:

    He usually likes to watch me react to his ministrations but now his eyes are closed and rapture is what I read on his face. It’s such a turn on, I can barely watch through my heavy lids for fear of spontaneous combustion.

    The shallow penetration of his smooth tongue is doubly erotic because I can watch his face contorted with pleasure while he’s devouring me. He breaks the contact and gently blows on my sensitive, heated flesh, cooling but not calming. I whimper, violent desire slamming into me.

    “Touch yourself Ana, touch your breasts. I want to see you.” If I wasn’t so close to him I wouldn’t have heard him, his voice is raw and strained.

    This is so intimate, so hot, so very Christian and I want nothing more than to please him. I reach for my breasts and cup them. I knead and squeeze and hear his appreciative groan. It spurs me on and I run my hands all over my chest and breasts, pushing them together before I start on my nipples.

  38. Alive: GONZALES said:

    He spears me with his tongue but his eyes are on me, following every swipe and swirl of my hands. I push myself onto his strong tongue. His eyes crinkle at the corners, indicating a smile at my eagerness. When he flexes his tongue I pinch my nipples – hard and gasp. I can feel the orgasm building, my body awash with sexy sensation.

    “Eyes open Ana!” he growls as his hands grip harder on the soft muscle of my buttocks. Then he licks me over the length of my sex, finding my swollen clitoris and the spiralling begins, spinning like a top. My lids are almost drawn but I keep my eyes trained on him until I can’t anymore as my back arcs and my head lash, screaming his name in release.

  39. mak: Gungaginga said:

    he merced for us and almost killed our team then him and polis commed in their filthy disgusting monkey language and i fucking xd’d

  40. MERPY: GHOST said:

    i also fucking nutted AND it wasnt my fault that your team nearly died

  41. oJ: CLARTED - YNWA. said:

    Georgia not even in Europe let alone the EU big think

  42. oJ: CLARTED - YNWA. said:

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Лаврентий_Берия%2C_1920-е_годы.jpg

  43. rabid said:

    quality shitposter every team needs

  44. gatsan: BIOCHEMIST said:

    guys stop RUINing CatBowCar recruit post.

    CatbowCar, I think You are one of most inspirational Scouts in Etf2l. You show commitmint and dedication like no other. You put you’re all into every game uou play and it really shows. It is upsetting your being CYBERBULLIED by satan worshippings and not being given the chances you deserve. Fight the good Fight, love jesus and keep chasing your dreams as a top level scout. Thank you.

    Sincerely, GatSan

  45. .strix: E6 - SBQR said:

    First of all, how the fuck did you get 45 (46 with mine) posts.
    Should be playing mid, he’s really dedicated and will do anything to improve, also very reliable and good dm

  46. eldocwho: G - GONZALES said:

    [Verse 1]
    Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
    I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
    She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
    In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

    [Pre-Chorus]
    Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming
    Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
    Didn’t make sense not to live for fun
    Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
    So much to do, so much to see
    So what’s wrong with taking the backstreets?
    You’ll never know if you don’t go
    You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

    [Chorus]
    Hey now you’re an All Star get your game on, go play
    Hey now you’re a Rock Star get the show on, get paid
    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold

    [Verse 2]
    It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder
    You’re bundled up now but wait ’til you get older
    But the meteor men beg to differ
    Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
    The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
    The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim
    My world’s on fire, how about yours?
    That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get bored

    [Chorus]
    Hey now, you’re an All Star get your game on, go play
    Hey now you’re a Rock Star get the show on, get paid
    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold

    [Bridge]
    (Go for the moon)
    (Go for the moon)
    (Go for the moon)
    (Go for the moon)

    [Chorus]
    Hey now, you’re an All Star get your game on, go play
    Hey now, you’re a Rock Star get the show on, get paid
    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars

    [Verse 3]
    Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
    “I need to get myself away from this place”
    I said “Yep, what a concept
    I could use a little fuel myself
    And we could all use a little change!”

    [Pre-Chorus]
    Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming
    Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
    Didn’t make sense not to live for fun
    Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
    So much to do, so much to see
    So what’s wrong with taking the backstreets?
    You’ll never know if you don’t go
    You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

    [Chorus]
    Hey now you’re an All Star get your game on, go play
    Hey now you’re a Rock Star get the show on, get paid
    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold
    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold

  47. nagle: ..d1ck - pog said:

    just make a new account at this point :disappointed:

  48. MERPY: GHOST said:

    honestly