United Biscuits

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Contact Yns for scrims and officials and Chavvot for everything else

23:33 – GURLLLLLLL: I'm glad you've continued your tradition of having fucking dumb names for your team
23:34 – GURLLLLLLL: This one is prolly the closest one to making sense

Whatsapp Banter 8)

Yns: it's classic argue with everything Yns says syndrome

Hobnobs: Would you fuck a massive guy with a pussy or a fit girl with a dick

Chavvot: tfw we can't have girls on the team bc Tom would just hit on them forever

Pred: More scrims, less talking about Internet relationships?


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Registered Players

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Upcoming Fixtures

Date Competition Round Team 1 Team 2
No fixtures for this team.


Date Round Team 1 Team 2 Result
ETF2L 6v6 Preseason 23 Cup [Archives]
Round 3 (Mid Bracket #1 Group A) chess.tf United Biscuits 3 - 0
Round 2 (Mid Bracket #1 Group A) Foreskings Jr. United Biscuits 0 - 3
Round 1 (Mid Bracket #1 Group A) MONSOON United Biscuits 3 - 0
Season 22 powered by saloon.tf [Archives]
Week 7 (Mid) Aviate United Biscuits 6 - 0
Week 6 (Mid) Northern Wolves United Biscuits 6 - 0
Week 5 (Mid) United Biscuits luxurybubbles Default Win
Week 4 (Mid) United Biscuits Digital Athletes 3 - 3
Week 3 (Mid) Absintheminded United Biscuits 6 - 0
Week 2 (Mid) United Biscuits Team Solocap 6 - 0
Week 1 (Mid) United Biscuits Bantermory sponsored by Sony DADC 0 - 6


Date DL POV Competition Round Team 1 Team 2
No demos for this team.

Team Name History

Date Old Name New Name
United Biscuits Banter Branch United Biscuits
United Biscuits United Biscuits Banter Branch
Emoji eSports United Biscuits
Windows 98 Esports Emoji eports
eMoji eSports Windows 98 Esports
Noice Tag eMoji eSports

Player History

Action Player By Date
Left Monism Monism
Left sage sage
Left Chopp Chopp
Left Chavvot Chavvot
Left thpathm thpathm
Left yaynos yaynos
Left Pred Pred
Left Popcorp yaynos
Joined sage yaynos
Joined Chopp Chavvot
Joined Monism Chavvot
Joined Pred Chavvot
Left gouldie gouldie
Left JackWalms yaynos
Left mak yaynos
Left Angel of Hell Angel of Hell
Left violet violet
Left Muni yaynos
Left goldskies goldskies
Left Dhurpz_ yaynos
Joined mak yaynos
Joined gouldie yaynos
Left blackstar36 yaynos
Left KhSe2000 yaynos
Joined Angel of Hell yaynos
Joined KhSe2000 yaynos
Joined violet yaynos
Joined Popcorp yaynos
Left ToRn4De ToRn4De
Joined ToRn4De yaynos
Joined thpathm yaynos
Joined Dhurpz_ yaynos
Joined Chavvot yaynos
Joined blackstar36 yaynos
Joined goldskies yaynos
Left TETRA yaynos
Joined TETRA yaynos
Joined Muni yaynos
Joined JackWalms yaynos
Joined yaynos yaynos