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Now, this is a story all about how
My gamesense got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right still
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Outskilleville
In west Dustbowl born and raised
On the cp2 was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ cappin’ till dawn
And all shootin some b-nubs outside of the spawn
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my resupplyhood
I got in one little 1on1 dm and my mom got scared silly
And said “You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Outskilleville”
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my tf2backpack and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my connect string.
I put my walkman on and said, “I might aswell ping it”
Prem div, yo this is bad
Spammin’ pipes easy as drinkin champagne out of glass.
Is this what the people of Outskilleville is playin’ like?
Hmmmmm prem div might be alright.
But wait I hear there're elitists, trolls and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool demopan?
I don't think so
I'll see when I connect there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Outskilleville
Well, the spawnwave engaded and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like an admin standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get permabanned yet
I just got here
I w+m1 with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I ran for a moderator and when it came close to my path
The license plate said fresh and he had dice in his hat
If anything I can say that this div was pure skill
But I thought 'Nah forget it' – 'Yo homes tele’ me to Outskilleville
I pulled up to the resup’ about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the mod 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally thrilled
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Outskilleville

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