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Medic  Div 4 Skill, 6v6

European d-d-Did I Stutter?

Posted by Slair: | Last Online:

Yo, we’re d-d-Did I Stutter? and we’re looking for a new medic to add to our roster. Basically real life (and borderlands :P) came up in the summer for our medic which caused the time, dedication and the motivation he had for TF2 to dwindle. So over the last couple months we haven’t played with a full roster quite as much as we’d have liked to.

We’re basically looking for someone to solidify our roster and bring some consistency (eg. regular playing with the same roster) to the team. A medic who can grab us by the balls, provide more focus, if you can main call that would be an awesome addition and we all try to play a lot of TF2 so it would be ideal if you are a sad-o no lifer like us (sometimes we do pretend to have lives… sometimes).

We were formed just before season 9 started and still have pretty much the same line-up as we had then. At least half our main line up at that time had no competitive experience before that (me, Funk and Fenrir), but we still entered div6 with the aim to win it, which we did. Through our heavy practicing and dedication we won every map. We’re all super dedicated to getting better as individuals and as a team. Currently we’re playing div4 and the odd div3 pcw’s and have been getting good results and with the right medic we can continue this trend and push ourselves to the next level.

So this season we’re looking to enter and win div 4 and push div 3, we just need the right medic to complete our line-up. We’re getting a lot of help and mentoring from vitaL’s medic and tactician extraordinaire, Fish.

What we offer:
-18 slot UK server
-Good comms
-A stable, consistent line-up
-Mentoring from Fish, 1 to 1 and team

What we require:
-Equal dedication
-Good English comms
-Play at least 3 to 4 nights per week
-Good teamwork and gamesense
-Stick around in mumble and talk about what we fucked up on and how to fix it
-The ability to maincall would be a gigantic plus
-Be prepared to get roped into iSketch if we ever mix with Buttnose (which we will)

Add me or Merple because we’re around almost all the time anyway. Thanks for looking.

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  1. [TANG] Merple: [d¿s] - (Q)< said:

    Slair just spent all afternoon going over every single detail to make sure everything was just right in his post. Doesn’t get more dedicated than that.

    Hit us up if you are interested in playing some medic. The season is approaching.


    <3 Klegg

  2. Blåbærsyltetøy: Team Effort - tfortress.no said:

    Talented and cool guys who plays A LOT. Bad at server administering, though.

  3. Trane said:

    Great bunch of try-hards.

    I’ve every confidence these guys will go very far in TF2. A golden ticket for any aspiring medic.

  4. wampee said:

    awesome team,very stable, remember you guys on s8 :D

  5. Oxy: TC.Express said:

    These guys are godlike.

    Gl guys.

  6. Fish: UCAP. said:

    having the pleasure of mentoring these guys i can see alot of potential in this team.

    The medic that does join has to be of strong mind as i feel they really need a medic that can call and control the game.

    Am impressed by some of the individual skill they each show and some really good dm skills thrown in there all they need is a bit more team work an more control on merple the demo to get the love and support of a good medic.

    Obviously i will continue to mentor this team and any medic that does join will also fall into that and get any advice i can give them,

    lots of hugs and kisses to did i stutter!

  7. dougiie: CotC said:

    funkadelic is without doubt one of the best up and coming soldiers around, such a beast!

    I’ve played with these guys lots, probably the keenest guys around, lots of talk of tactics and they really really want to improve. Not to mention they are all really friendly.

    With the right medic, they will be div3 in no time and Its gonna be interesting to see where they’ll go from there.

    gl lads :)

  8. r1k: Syn said:

    Seems a bit sad that im about to big up my own clan, but fuck it! :D

    What i can say for a certain fact is that these guys are a great bunch, im the newest member of D?S and certainly will never regret joining them. They have HUGE potential, already after only 1 season they are competing at div 3-4 level. Fish is right, if there are any meds around what fit that description then do not hesitate to contact us

    Thanks All

  9. Sideshow: (ETF2L Donator) - ft. - WiK? said:

    LOVE THESE GUYS. If I could play medic and wasn’t in a team I’d join them.

  10. Dharma Agent: TH said:

    Best looking team EU. These guys really have it together. The chemistry between them is as good as it gets. Very friendly bunch, and I think they will do very well in div. 4. This is an EASY team to med for. Any medic would be lucky to play for them. I really could go on and on, but you should just trial and see for yourself. Also, be prepared to be called Klegg a lot. :D

  11. Hildreth: Bully - Pander said:

    Klegg was a sick medic, good luck replacing him.

  12. northhhhhh said:

    take sideshow.


    we don’t want him anymore and he’s probably best med eu.

  13. lawn: ︻芫═一☺ - hp said:

    beautiful men

  14. Klegg: [d¿s] - ! said:

    Ok so, feel I need to make a post here as I am the medic fading into the bland shadows of Real Life..

    It has been my great honor to medic these guys, best comp experience I’ve had so far. I played medic on Totalitarian Brigade(TB) back in season 4, div 3(no prem back then) and it got very serious for my taste, so it didn’t take. We did fairly well, but too much yelling and raging in the end left a bad tase in my mouth. Took me untill last season 9 to get the mood back and let me tell u, it’s not the team that is driving me away this time. Sadly I have not enough time to give the guys what they deserve to practice and devote themselves to improving, so I am stepping back for a new member to this awesome bunch of guys!

    I am still gonna b hanging around, demanding pcw’s and mixing and attention from them, and help in any way I can to get these guys into the big leagues! Just remember that u need to b better than me to ever get accepted as the new Klegg, no pressure!!! ;D

    These guys r so nice, they hardly rage, and if they lose, which doesn’t happen too often in my experience(and they always try to look for games above their precieved skill), they keep on practicing and taking on seconds or new opponents right away! Dedication ppl!!!

    Thanks for having me on, guys, and maybe some time down the road, I’ll make a comeback, and we’ll ride it to the top! ;D

  15. raappana: KoP!? said:

    g-g-great team, with big potential. Well what can I say, Merpi is such a cutie I love him :D, and it’s always a pleasure to play with/against them, they are working hard so I’m pretty sure that they gonna smash div 4 with decent medic in roster.

  16. Hard: mau5. - >m2B! said:

    <3 (except Fenrir).

  17. Ritalin: [d¿s] said:

    Such a shame to hear Klegg is no longer medic. Genuinely awesome guy with some scary melee skills! (yes, i’m still bitter about all those ubersaw fights! haha :P)

    I really can’t say enough about d¿s. They are by far my favourite team to merc for because they have such great teamwork, and if you keep them buffed they just stomp through everything in sight. They have loads of potential and they are always up for a mix, so join them! Good luck guys!

  18. Califax: dyn. said:

    Haven’t actually seen them play in months, but they were tearing it up before summer.

    GL guys.

  19. Coco: [d¿s] said:

    Beastly team, I love to play with them as any class really. Both their soldiers have beastly DM skills, their scouts are smart, their demo is both smart and has decent DM :D Give them what they deserve, I’m sure you won’t regret it!
    Good luck guys, shame about Klegg, but I’m sure you guys will eventually find a decent replacement.
    Also, should play a pcw sometime :P

  20. Fish: UCAP. said:

    these guys still need a medic… they have so much potential much like boner did when i joined

    would love too see a strong medic take a chance on these guys

  21. jaskey said:

    Very strong team, yoyotech v2, Merple and Funky (Sure the others are sick to) are insane for there level, Gl guys.

  22. K) SLiP said:

    I’m up for it :)