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Team Colonslash: the SPY!!!!1!

Posted by renton: 1 month ago | Last Online: 10 hours ago

YOU ARE VIEWING THIS PAGE WITH PRIVILAGED E.Y.ES. IF YOU ARE NOT OF AUTHORITY THEN YOU MUST REPORT TO THE SPY HEADQUATERS FOR IMEDIATE: EXECUTION. IF YOU FAIL TO DO SO WE CAN AND WILL FIND YOU… OR RATHER WE WONT FIND YOU BECUASE: THE SPY DOESN'T FIND YOU BECAUSE HE ALREADY KNOWS WHERE YOU ARE… RIGHT BEHIND YOU. HOWEVER IF YOU ARE OF HER MAJISTRIES EYES ONLY THEN YOU CAN CONTINUE TO THE NEXT BLOACKADE OF TEXTINATION.

THE SPY IS THE ORGANISATION OF KNOWING. FOUNDED BY BUMFREEZE IN 1938 AND ONGOING STILL TO THIS DAY. LOOK BEHIND YOU. NOTHING THERE? THAT'S BECAUSE WHILE YOU WERE LOOKING BEHIND WE WENT IN FRONT OF YOU. WHEN YOU TURN BACK AROUND YOU WILL BE TERMINATED BY… THE SPY!!!!!1!

HAVE YOU DARED TO CHALLENGE: THE SPY!!!!11!???? A CHALLENGE IT WILL NOT BE. OUR VICTORY IS ASSURED AT THE MOMENT OF REQUESTED CONFLICT OF THE F.O. HOW EVER, IF YOU ARE CONFIDENT THAT WE WILL NOT ELIMINATE YOU FROM THE EQASION (WHICH WE WILL) THEN YOU MAY CHALLENGE US TO WHAT THE BABIES ARE CALLING A SCRIM. IN WHICH CASE BE SURE TO SEND A COMMUNICATION VIA: THE STEAM UNDERGROUND NETWORK. HOW DO YOU ACCESS THIS NETWORK? THAT IS FOR THE SPY TO KNOW AND YOU TO FIND OUT.

JOINING OUR RANKS:

YOU DON'T JUST JOIN THE SPY, WE JOIN THE SPY AND IF YOU'VE EXCELLED IN THE SKILLS OF COMBATINATION THEN PREHAPS YOU WILL BE ABLE TO: JOIN THE SPY. HERE IS A LIST OF REQUIREMENTS THAT WILL UP YOU CHANCES OF JOINING OUR ORGANISATION, SO LISTEN TO: ME.

YOU MUST BE YOUNGER THAN 11 AND NO OLDER THAN 17 AS WE WANT NEITHER LITTLE KIDS OR PEADOPHILES JOINING OUR RANKS.
YOU NEED TO HAVE OVER 100 HOURS, THIS IS JUST TO FILTER OUT THE NOOBS
YOU CAN NOT BE FROM OR RELATED TO ANY NATION THAT THE SPY IS AT WAR WITH. CURRENT NATIONS THAT SPY IS AT WAR WITH INCLUDE THE ISLAMIC STATE SO MUSLIMS ARE BLACKLISTED FROM ASSOCIATION WITH THE SPY
YOU NEED TO HAVE THE EPIC CLASS OF A GENTLEMAN
BE SKILLED IN A SPECIALIST CLASS
IF YOU PASS THIS CRITERIA THEN YOU CAN AND WILL POSSIBLY BE INVITED TO START THE TRIAL PROCESS WHERE YOU WILL BATTLE A SELECTED MEMBER OF THE SPY IN MGE, IF YOU SUCCEED WITH A SCORE BETTER THAN 15-5 THEN WE WILL CONSIDER YOU. BE BE WARNED, MANY HAVE DIED IN THE TRAIL PROCESS.

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